A/N: I AM ON A SUGAR HIGH, AND I SHALL WRITE YOU LIGHT'S CRAZY MAD DYING SCENE WITH ALL THE BORING PARTS CUT OUT AND CRAZIER PARTS ADDED. THE UNDERLINED PARTS ARE PARTS THAT I ADDED IN FOR FUN, AND THE (PARANTHESES) PARTS ARE WHAT REALLY GO IN THE UNDERLINED PARTS. Light's CRAZY MAD DYING SCENE

Light: TRAP!THIS IS A TRAP! TRAAAAAAP!

Everyone else: O_o He needs to stop eating those potato chips… (Dead silence)

Light: !

*Cough, Sputter, Cough* (Dead silence)

THAT'S RIGHT. I AM KIRA.

Kira Task Force: O_o o_O o_o O_O *GASP*

Light: In that case, what will you do? Kill me here?

Light: Not only Am I Kira…but I am ALSO KIRA! (god)

Near: ._. … Is this guy on drugs?

Light: Are you going to kill me? Is that really okay?

Light: Evil people…despicable people…They should be the ones to be destroyed.

SPK: ._. …

Light: USING THIS NOTEBOOK…COULD ANYONE ELSE FOLLOW THROUGH? COME THIS FAR? ACHIEVE THIS OBJECTIVE?

-Cue dramatic opera music-

Light: Yes. Only I can do this… to create a new world… standing at the top, guiding them along the right path. Only I can do it…

Light: THE ONE IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES MAY BE KIRA. BUT HE IS ALSO KIRA! (The god of the new world)

Near: No. You are-A sick fuck. (Just a murderer)

Light: !

Kira puppet: FAAAAAAAART

Near: A crazy mass murderer. That's all you are. Nothing else.

Kira puppet: FAAAAAAAART

Light: WTF! STOP MAKING KIRA FINGER PUPPET FART!

Kira puppet: FAAAAAAAART

-Few Minutes Later, after Ryuk writes Light's name in the Death Note-

Light: UWAAAAAAHHH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!

*Twitch*

Light: Damn…

*Twitch*

Light: God damn…

*Twitch*

-DEAD-

A/N: …Sorry… I was on a sugar high after eating all of my Godiva chocolates ^^;;