Don't own shit. Just thought you should know.

By the way, Sheik is a guy, and a separate person on his own. He was separated from Zelda early in the tournament by Crazy hand and refused to go back when Master Hand offered to fix it. Why? Because it would be awkward for a boy his age to live inside a girl and I'm nice like that. The end.

Know why? Because I'm the Author and I can do what I want.

22

"Yeah you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

It was well known that Sheik and Zelda argued like brother and sister. It was rare for them to have a conversation without in resulting in an argument. And yet throughout all the arguing, if you wronged one of them, even if one was blind and the other deaf, they would find some way to communicate to figure out that you were a dick and they were going to kill you, most likely in some horrible fashion that would make you regret your birth. Today, both sat under a tree out in a field near the mansion. The subject of argument was Marth, or rather if Zelda thought he was cute or not.

"Yeah you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

Sheik hit his forehead. "Would you just listen?"

"No." Zelda answered. "Because you're just going to keep implying that I have feelings for Marth."

Sheik's reply was forgotten when he realized what she had said. He grinned, and though his scarf was in the way, she could just feel it. "I never said anything about feelings, Zel."

A blush overtook her face. "Shut up, Sheik! You don't know what you're talking about!" She shouted. Only Sheik could get under her skin like this.

"You're arguing with yourself!" He shouted back. "And losing!"

She growled. She was not losing.

"They're gonna lock your ass up one day…" He continued, eyes closed, not noticing the princess next to him gazing off to where Marth and Lucario were talking about something. She'd stopped listening to him, instead trying to hear the topic of conversation. Still, she could only hear snippets.

"… a witch! … a… I tell you!" Lucario proclaimed.

"How… know… for sure?" Marth asked.

"She turned… into…" Lucario answered absentmindedly.

"… A newt?" Marth replied.

"… got better." Lucario insisted.

" …and then you'll be like 'I am not in here.' 'Yes I am.' 'No I'm not.' And- Hey, are you listening?" Sheik questioned, making her turn back to him.

"Huh?" Zelda asked.

" I'm questioning your sanity here, and you're not even paying attention?" He said. "How do you not pay attention to you? You really are crazy, aren't you?"

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I know it's short and I shouldn't be starting new fics, but I'm putting one I already have on hiatus until I can remember where the hell I was going with it…

Anyway, this chappie is just giving a quick preview on what this fic is like. And what Sheik is like when he's comfortable with someone.