Jerry Springer
Bobobo style
Hello! This is just to pass time with Bobobo's vacation. I must warn you that this fanfic has more foul language than my previous fanfics. So let's get on with it!
Bobobo: Hello there. Welcome to Bo-Springer, my name is Bobobo and I will be the host of the show today.
Audience claps and applauses.
Bobobo: Now today on the show, we have Beauty. Hello Beauty.
Beauty: Hey Bobobo.
Bobobo: Now tell us Beauty, why have you come on the show today?
Beauty: I came because I wanted to tell a friend of mine something that I think she should know. Her name is Suzu.
Bobobo: Alright then. Everybody welcome Suzu!
Audience applauses as Suzu comes on stage and sits down.
Suzu: Beauty, what could be so important that I had to waste my free time to come on the show?
Beauty: Now Suzu, we all know that you've been dating Gas-Can for about seven months now, but I wanted to tell you that for the past month I've been sleeping with him.
Suzu: What! You knew that I was dating him but you went and slept with my man?!
Beauty stands up.
Beauty: He isn't your man you bitch whore!
Suzu stands up.
Suzu: There aint no way that Gasser would ever be your man ya fag!
Beauty: Every night that Gas-Can's come to me, he said 'I love you' so there you go asshole!
Suzu: That right huh? Well let me tell you something bitch! Gasser ain't never gonna like ya with breast that size!
Suzu lifts her top up. Censor appears. Suzu pulls top down
Suzu: What do ya think of that, mini boobs!
Beauty lifts her top up. Censor appears. Beauty pulls top down
Beauty: See! My breasts are just as big as yours! And anyways! Why the F$K would Gas-Can wanna date a man whore!
Suzu starts charging to Beauty but a guard stops her. Same thing happens to Beauty.
Bobobo: Now let me just step in on your little discussion for a moment. So what you're saying, Beauty, is that Suzu has been dating Gasser for seven months but then in the past month you've been sleeping with him.
Beauty: Yeah that's right! And Gas-Can loves me! Not some man whore.
Suzu: Take that back you F$KING bitch!
Bobobo: Well folks here he is. Please welcome Gasser!
Gasser comes onto the stage. Audience applauses. Beauty instantly goes over to him and then kisses him on the lips.
Suzu: Gasser! What the F$K is this!? You said you loved me!
Gasser: It's over!
Suzu: You said it to a million time times! 'I LOVE YOU'! that's what you said to me.
Gasser: It's over, Suzu! I'm through with you!
Beauty: Yeah that's right cos Gas-Can wants to be with me!
Suzu: Shut the hell up you F$KING fat ass!
Beauty: You're calling me a fat ass!? I'm not the one who lays around on their but all day doing nothing BUT EAT!
Bobobo: Whoa whoa, hold on a minute. Now then. Suzu, isn't there something you want to tell Gasser?
Suzu: ... I've been sleeping with someone else.
Gasser: What!?
Beauty: Look who's the whore now!
Bobobo: Now let's bring her out. Please welcome Bububu!
Crowd applauses as Bububu comes onto the stage.
Gasser: What the F$K?
Bububu: You whore!
Suzu: Oh like you can talk!
Bububu: We've been dating for the past two years and now you tell me that you've slept with a guy!
Suzu: I'm sorry Bububu. I just couldn't tell you.
Suzu begins to cry. Audience goes 'Awwwww.'
Gasser: Suzu what the F$K is going on? All this time you were a F$KING lezbo?
Suzu: I'm sorry Gasser it's true.
Beauty: Oh my god! You're a lezbo! Now I've seen everything that's a complete, WHORE!
Bobobo: Now hold on a minute. Isn't there anything you want to say Bububu?
Bububu: Three weeks ago I slept with Gasser.
Beauty: WHAT!? GAS-CAN YOU F$KING BA$RD! YOU'VE SLEPT WITH TWO LEZBOS?!
Gasser: It's true that I slept with her three weeks ago.
Beauty: That's it! It's over between me and you! You can take your lezbo girlfriends! See if I care!
Beauty leaves the stage. Audience boos at Gasser.
Well I hope you like it. That's basically what happened in a Jerry Springer episode I saw the other day.