Dear Diary
This was James's idea. He knew how angry I am at the moment. So he gave me this quill which is supposed to help you write more easily by connecting what is in your head to paper. Apparently his aunt who is a reporter uses them , Said it would better at channeling my anger. Well fine I'll play along. Anything just to lose my frustration at Sirius and just get on with my life.
10 things I hate I hate about Sirius Black
1. How he rips your Book away just when you are at the climax and drag you away to do something else - p robably a prank of some kind or going to the kitchen to feed his incredibly high metabolism. I mean I don't think I will ever finish a Hogwarts a history if he keeps on doing this every time I sit down to read it .
2. How annoyingly loud he is. I mean , is it so much to ask not to hear fireworks going of f every time I try and finish an essay for Professor Flitwick. Then every time I tell him to be a little bit quieter he say s , "Don't be a stick in the mud Moony." And I can't exactly tell him off the ! ' Cause I don't want to be the stick in the mud. But at the same time WHY CAN ' T HE JUST STAY QUIET! Wow these pens even do capitalization when shouting
3. All the," Seriously," or ,"Serious jokes" .
I WILL SERIOUSLY THROTTLE SIRIUS IF I HEAR ANOTHER SERIOUS JOKE ENTER HIS MOUTH!... No pun intended.
4. How reckless he is. He never considers the long term consequences of anything. I mean what did he think would happen if he told Snape I was in the shrieking shack? Do you think he even thought about possibly making me a murderer? Do you think he even thought about me being kicked out of school? Do you think he even thought about the misery it would have caused me to subject someone to my condition? No because Sirius Black doesn't think at all. Let's just thank god for James that 's all I can say .
5. How he flirts with everyone. I mean everyone. Even teachers! Gender isn't an issue. If I have to hear him talk about how he has a thing about Defense teachers I might punch him. Just because he is good looking he thinks he can flirt with anyone he meets! It's incredible.
6. The fact he interrupts every date I go on.
I honestly have given up dating because of him.
I have had five stink bombs.
Two just dragging me away from the date.
One saying Peter had fallen down the staircase on his way to the kitchen.
And one quite memorable time when he walked up to my date punched him in the nose and told him to piss off.
True his father was in charge of the search for Greyback and was saying how all werewolves should be locked up. But that's not the point!
7. I know this relates to four but I do not care the fact he is unaware of danger.
Does he care he is friends with a dangerous werewolf? No.
Does he deliberately antagonise Slythterins when he carelessly left his wand upstairs? Yes.
Does he shout out Voldermort sucks in the middle of a family party filled with death eaters and pro Voldermort supporters? Yes.
Do I need to go on?
8. How he is so stubborn. How he never back down from a fight with Snape. How he always says he is right when he is wrong. Like, he doesn't run away when you tell him to leave you alone because you're a monster. How he still comforts you when you say you are fine after your mum dies.
Shit what kind of quill is this James!
9. How I can't stay mad at him. No matter what he has done. I mean, I know I will forgive him, because he is Sirius the guy who was first to figure out you were a werewolf and still stayed your friend. He will take walks with me as Padfoot when I am upset. Who calls me Moony and then laughs at me when I tell him to keep his voice down.
Woah getting deep here James.
10.
How contrary he is.
He comes from a line of Slytherins and yet be a Gryffindor.
How he can be so selfish and so kind. How he can be so loud and yet be so considerate.
How he can be scared as hell but still be brave.
How I can hate him and still yet love him…WHAT THE HELL JAMES!
What quill is this!
I love Sirius !
No I love Sirius!
Damn it won't even let me write I hate him.