Sakura...What have I Become?
Disclaimer: okay I really really only wanna say this once so here it is- me noo own Naruto!...Hinata-chan does! hahaha well no actually Kishimoto-san does (own the whole naruto cast) I am simply using his wonderfully crazy characters to make story that my cousin begged me to post cause I do write a lot of stories I just hate typing im not slow it just tests my patience lol any way the only thing i own here is the OC Mikata because I made her up just right now! Oh yeah please please please review!^_^"
oh yea- just a fair warning here this story will be a little- okay VERY confusing at first and if you do continue to read my deranged story you have fair warning i wrote this back in '07 wit Natalie so its whack anyway here is the background- more like the concept of the story…-
It will become an AU story eventually due to timetravel btw but basically, Orochikabu, Akatsuki(some/most), and Mandara have been err…properly 'disposed' of but during the huge battle the life of the fifth hokage was ended, while little to no damage was done to the actual village some shinobi have become so emotionally scared they may never be the same again.
Naruto is being appointed to be the next hokage as is Sakura but she has no intention of becoming that. Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke(despite him being a missing-nin) have been appointed to be the next pair of legendary sannin seeing as how the last trio are now all dead. He still acts like the same idiot that all know and most love. His attacks are based off of wind and electricity he is willing to fight anyone if its for his village.
Sakura is an ANBU hunter-nin who is quite fond of using her katana and rare home made poisons to kill her enemy off and is a huge fan of torture. She, before the huge battle had often been sent off on seduction missions because of her beauty(mainly her eyes and chest). She when not in anbu gear wears very sexy clothes that are sure to make any man (and some girls) with hormones either faint or have a nose bleed just from glancing her way. Though if they are her target they will quickly change their opinion on her once she has them cornered for she is rather sadistic and rude always one for using some fire, electricity,or steel based jutsu on her victims.
Hinata is in the same anbu squad as Sakura, after seeing the great battle her fragility has broken, she is now merely a shell of her former self she is not shy or prude she is very similar to Sakura only she talks more her specialty lies in seduction. She almost never carries weapons seeing as how she has the Byakugan and Sakura to protect her.
Tenten hasn't and never will break her determination can rival Sakura's sure she has changed a bit over the years but in everyone else's opinion the only thing thats missing is the playful spark in her eye though no one can blame her she and Neji had to watch as Lee and Gai died before their very eves. She dresses sorta sexy but is kind of conservative, and of course she will always be the weapons mistress also using earth based jutsu.
Ino the most stubborn woman on the whole planet to put it short and simple as Shikamaru and Sakura would care to put it she is troublesome. She dresses just as bad as Sakura and Hinata(or technically good), she will never be quiet and is rather fond of killing people using water based jutsus also she is good at being an interrogator, she learned from the best after all -coughSAKURAcough-
Shikamaru is the same old….troublesome person who likes to stare at clouds more than anything(in my story he don't smoke) his attacks are based on water(clouds) and earth based.
Karin secretly Sakuras unidentical twin born 3min. before Sakura she wants her sister to accept her but knows that she never will be so long as she acts like a slut, she is a good for nothing who doesn't like to train she isn't even sure she has an element she flings herself all over Sasuke in hopes that her crush will get jealous…yup thats right Karin does NOT like Sasuke she is head over heels in love with her other teammate Suigetsu.,who unfortunately hates her for being scandalous all the time.
Sasuke same old avenger who just killed off the last Uchiha's(Itachi and Mandara) plans on returning to Konoha to ask-scratch that Uchiha(s) don't ask they get- reinstated as a leaf ninja also plans on bringing along his team, his attacks are based off fire and electricity his Sharingan also gives him an advantage over most people he fights.
more people will be explained as the story continues!^_^'
On Hokage Mountain (all able ninja are there)
the village elders begin their long(and boring) speech- (around 2 hours later)- "and so it has been decided that the two candidates for being the sixth hokage will be…. Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura…. they both show excellent qualities that(blah blah blah)…"
"I REFUSE! this sort of job is the kind that requires one to stay inside the village never to roam around and enjoy life beyond the walls of the village and i cannot- no will not tie myself down to that position…the thought is simply dreadful! So sorry Naruto it looks like you'll have to be the hokage" Sakura told Naruto and everyone how she truly felt about the position she was just offered…the elders were so not happy that a sannin just basically made the highest level ranking ninja position of the whole village sound like it was…well crap compared to being able to walk outside of those gates and not be called a traitor…like a certain Uchiha once was.
"YESS! DATABAYO! YOU GOT IT SAKURA- oww! Neji what was that for?" Yelled Naruto. "Hn just keep your voice down we don't need to alert the whole village at 6a.m. you idiot!" Neji said with his eye twitching and his only remaining teammate behind him sweatdropping. Tenten then whispered to Hinata, Ino, and Sakura "jeez i always knew Hyuuga wasn't a morning person…heeheehee!" then all the girls minus Tenten started laughing when the beyond irked Hyuuga turned to death glare at the giggling girls but more specifically right at Tenten.
"Very well then it seems your decision has been made then, Haruno?" said one of the female elders, Sakura nodded her head and then the elder spoke once again "Well then, with all these ninja as witnesses Naruto Uzumaki is now named the sixth hokage! May he lead us in (the blah blah blah!)"
3(troublesome) hours later
A messenger came running to hokage mountain screaming that Uchiha Sasuke had returned along with a team…with that said all ninja sprang into action teleporting to the scene of the crime err…actually the front gate, conveniently the exact same one that he used to leave many years ago
there stood the Uchiha tall and proud with Suigetsu, Karin, and Juggo right behind him everyone was quiet until Karin jumped forward going "sister!" Sakura being annoyed by her older twin quickly pulled out her katana from its sheath strapped to her back that was well concealed due to her extremely long hair then swung it aiming at Karin's neck she stopped when her katana was about 3cm away from her throat she was beyond pissed off right now
"Karin," she growled out "what did I say I would do if your filth ever appeared before me again" Karin barely managed to choke out "b-b-bu-but si-sist-sister! I-I I-ummm!" "Sakura! thats enough! let your twin go this instant!" said Mikata now mad herself "grr…what a traitor you are Mikata! Some loyal bitch you turned out to be you should just leave my sight!" Mikata didn't budge an inch she didn't even flinch when Sakura glared a glare that promised death "NOW!…thats an order!" Sakura yelled, Mikata gave Karin a regretful glance before heading towards the Haruno estate walking very slow
Sakura irritated then put her katana back on her back and then grabbed Karin from the front of her shirt pulled her close to her face whispered in her ear so that only she could here "you have a lot of explaining to do" then shoved her towards Sasuke's team "so i suggest you start now" Sakura finished out loud for everyone to hear but they barely heard her for it was almost a whisper just slightly louder. "I we uhhh this has to be talked about in public- err i mean private!" Karin finished out lamely. Sakura just looked at her as in yeah right speak now! "o-okay fine i need to talk to mother and you" Karin said quietly "Well its to late to talk to that woman" she said with venom in her voice, "w-wh-why did she d-die in the war or…something?" finished Karin softly. "hn, thats none of your concern that information is only available to those who rightfully belong to the Haruno clan," "then take me to go see father!" Karin shrieked at Sakura "-sigh- so she never told you did she? see 'that woman' was married into the clan and yet you and me are only half related, my father the honorable clan leader does not need to associate with the likes of you" Sakura sneered now getting irritated with Karin and a dead woman who was probably already burning in hell.
"But Sakura I have a right to talk to my father-" "Im sorry but if you haven't caught on to what im trying to tell you i'll tell you myself right now- Karin that woman was both our mother but father was not her real love she was money hungry so she married father and secretly had another lover behind his back so she had twins, us and yet father found out about her lover and so we were D.N.A. tested after we were born, now do you know why we were never allowed to play with each other, why you couldn't live in the main house with me and father, why you and mother were shunned?…now do you understand?" "s-so we were never f-fully related?" "-sigh- yes why do you think you and that woman lived among the maids with Mikata she was your friend right?" Y-yea she w-was" "But, before you feel anger towards my father he never even suggested getting rid of you that was 'that womans' plan all along she got rid of you in hopes of regaining my and fathers trust….heh but in the end she died all alone, still she deserved worse fate"
everyone around them was deathly quiet not knowing what to say even Sasuke was mildly interested seeing as how he never knew the Haruno's were a clan in Konoha.
"hey Karin weren't you originally from the snow village, Yukigakure though?" asked Suigetsu "yea we are, Sakura how did you get to Konoha and why is father here as well?" "you know Karin its rude to answer a question with a question right" Suigetsu remarked laughing at her rudeness. this time Sakura saw it best to answer before a childish fight broke out "We…well I came here with some servants who got work as farm helpers while i used my allowance to buy a house for us then I attended ninja academy and of course I had all my previous power sealed, -sigh- even my precious kekkei genkai had to be supressed so i was a completely shallow vain girl obsessed over -she makes a face and sticks her tounge out- 'him' -she looks uninterestedly at none other than Uchiha Sasuke- " "Wait I have a better question when did the clan move to Konohagakure?….and err why?" Karin spoke.
"The clan bought a large plot here 3 years ago and built the main house it was finished a few months ago, father wants me to return to the village but that will never happen so he built all of this-she points to a large complex (it was like a mini city inside the huge village) looking at the building disdainfully-" "f-father built all of this j-just for you?" Karin said full of envy she continued "no fair you got the better end of the deal!" "life is not fair Karin I see that you have yet to learn that besides this complex even village is but a jail to me, the village wants me to become part of the council permanently stuck in this place, and father wants me to settle down and begin producing an heir never to live the life of a shinobi again but hmm…Karin how would you like to become reinstated to the Haruno clan?" she said now smiling at her brilliant plan, all was well until Hinata spoke up,
"Saku-ra! Im sorry but I will not allow that to happen I know that you want to live your life and you have always helped protect me…even now but my father will not allow a marriage to a 'haruno' who does not posses your families kekkei genkai!" "Thats all right I….know a way-she said slyly-" and Sakura added "Besides I may never be fit to have children I am a killer, not a kind, tender, caring person, and i will NEVER be a mother that will be seen as terrible! I couldn't live with myself if that happened, and I don't want to be like my mother I want true happiness not false hopes…..so Karin what do you think? Want to be a Haruno?…I promise there will be no arranged marriage" "Well-' Karin got cut off by Sai
"First lets talk about why you came back to Konoha, Uchiha." Sasuke glared at Sai "Hn. We came here so we could live here, so who is the new hokage anyways?" "that…" said a voice from the back "would be me Sasuke…welcome back" said Naruto now standing up front near Sakura and Karin. "Now if you and your team could follow me to go do the proper papers to make you all citizens…oh and you come too Saku-chan" Naruto stated with an annoying grin spread on his face
Inner Sakura 'SHANNARO! Naruto-BAKA IMA POUND YOUR HEAD INTO THE NEXT MILLENNIUM !' Sakura- 'umm….if we kill the hokage im pretty sure that we will be in deep shit…-sigh- stupid inner!' Inner Sakura- "HEY! I CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW AND IM YOU SO THAT MAKES YOU STUPID TOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!XD' Sakura- 'oh so you admit it…i knew you knew you were stupid -arrogant smirk-' Inner Sakura- GRR! HMPH WHATEVER UNTILL I THINK OF A GOOD COMEBACK!….UNTILL WE MEET AGAIN!:P' Sakura- 'stupid your in my head we are always together how can we meet again?' Inner Sakura- '…..' Sakura- 'hahaha thats what I thought…oh shit were here at the Hokage office i'll deal with you later'
"Okay Sasuke you and your team just fill out these forms and that should be it!" said a grinning Naruto, "Naruto baka! you just made Karin and Suigetsu sign a marriage certificate! grr your ruining my plans for her! what did you decide to help Hinata instead of your old teammate?…..OH MY KAMI-SAMA! hahahahahaha you made Sasuke and Juggo sign up for yoga classes at the YMCA heeheehee….what why are you all staring at me for, look idiot these are the paper you need to give them to sign" Sakura said kinda irritated now, "Saku-chan I just royally fucking screwed up! I just accidentally married two people and i haven't even been Hokage for 1 hour yet!" "W-what the hell Naruto its not legit they may have signed but its still not legit there aren't the 3 witnesses here to confirm that-" "Sakura, yes there are see you, Sasuke, and Juggo you all make three people." Naruto admitted now feeling really bad for Suigetsu and Karin. now wait 3….2….1…. "WHAT! THE! HELL! HEY DONT COPY ME! HEY STOP IT! ARGHH!" yelled Suigetsu and Karin at the exact same time.
"hmm now what to do about the living arrangements for all of them hey Sakura could you take them with you to your apartment?" "-sigh- yeah sure I'll take them in" said Sakura now thinking of how to put her plan into action Sakura Thoughts- 'well my plan could work but i'll need help from the…Uchiha….blaah! damnit thats the only way it could even have a chance of working though'
A/N okay thats it for chapter 1 so the questions are
what is Sakuras plan? why does she need help from Sasuke?
Will suika work out the marriage or will they fail?
What is Hinata planning? What is Naruto thinking?
why/what is Juggo thinking he hasn't spoke yet?
What revenge method is Neji planning to use on Tenten?
last question ….is it fate?… hahaha please review and tell me if i should continue this story and NO FLAMES mean people shouldn't waste their time leaving a mean comment ^.^ heehee peace out and if you leave a review thanks!