"Ouch..." Naruto groaned, his skin hurt like a bad sunburn and he thought his stomach ate his stomach. "Wha happn'd?" he slurred, his mind still sleepy from the anestiea.
"You came out sucessfully from the regret to inform you, however that part of the operation was not a sucess." the doctor, a middle pretty with gold eyes and gold-colored hair, looked down at him from the side of the bed. "We were unable to remove the three scars from your face, they are as symmetrical as we can make them, however, so they should just look like tatoos"
"Why does my skin hurt though?..." the blonde asked, the conversation not quite sinking in just yet.
"You've undergone the New Pretty Operation and are now a pretty, remember? The swelling has gone down and we can wake you up and get you to your mansion. Here, take a look at your new Pretty face." the doctor handed him a mirror, gasping when he saw his face.
Instead of his normal dulled blue eyes, his eyes were an insanely bright blue, with sky blue flecks in them, turning red toward the center. His normal-sized eyes were enlarged to enchance this effect, now making him look innocent and vulnerable. His nose was shrunk to a little smaller than average and his lips full and perfect. The angle of his eyes and the innocentness of it all, plus his whisker marks making him look like a cat. His blonde hair, now abled to be spiked and tousled without frizzing up, framed his face nicely, also giving him the apperance of a neko.(cat) His face was perfectly symmetrical and his body was perfectly balanced, even laying in a hospital with only a hospital gown on he was already dazzling. His body was lithe and slim, not disgustingly skinny, but fairly muscular for the shape of it. Just the right amount of thinness, muscle and fat. He smiled at his reflection and gave a wink, handing it back to the doctor.
All New Pretties were dazzling. Their faces were designed to make you feel good. Make you want to make them happy and protect them.
A girl walked in, a New Pretty with pastel green eyes, drifting into pink in the center, with a ton of implanted glitter of random colors and cotton candy pink hair, styled in a rather predictable manner, long with sidebangs. It morphed into a light cotton candy blue at the end and had purple streaks decorating it at random. She remained dazzling even in the rediculous shade of blue she was expexted to wear, in a shapeless mass of tee shirt and half slacks. Her body type was left to be average and normal, not anything special. "This is Sakura Haruno, she'll be escorting you to the Cleo Mansion. She'll give you some oral pain medications and then you can go and party in your mansion." the doctor, Tsunade according to her nametag, smiled at them and motioned for the pinkette to leave the room while he changed out of his hospital gown into his jeans and white tee shirt.
As he was doing this, he wondered what it would be like in the Cleo Mansion. Opening the door when he was done, Sakura smiled "There's a party there tonight. It's going to be bubbly! The whole Shinobi clique is going to be there! I might get voted in tonight! I'll be able to get closer to my precious Sasuke-kun! They changed the theme from semiformal to rave! It's basically just 'wear whatever you want as long as it's bubbly'!" her eyes shined as she thought of her 'precious Sasuke-kun.'
"Is there going to be a big upstart when I get there or something? I don't want to suddenly show up and be all 'hey, I'm new! Please don't throw rocks at me!'" he asked, slightly nervous as to when he was going to come in.
Sakura gave him a slight giggle, "No, everyone will be waking up about the time you arrive. The only people who could possibly be down in the food court would be Xovern and Suruya, and they're really nice, a little creepy and insane maybe, but nice. They don't seem to like me much, but they still treat me nicely and stuff." Sakura giggled. "There's also Sasuke-kun, who's sooooo hot, his brother Itachi-kun who will be becoming a Middle Pretty soon, Kisame-kun who is Itachi-kun's creepy friend, he surged so that his skin is bright blue, Gaara-kun who scares me, Neji-kun who has these supercool white eyes, His cousin Hinata-chan, who's eyes are whitish lilac, Kiba-kun who is just and idiot and his boyfriend Shino who doesn't talk much, Temari-chan, Gaara-kun's sister comes up with the coolest hairstyles, and then there's Lee-kun, who surges to the most astounding things, currently he has giant eyebrows, huge buggy eyes that look more out of place than Xovern-chan's, and then there's just Xov-chan and Ru-chan who share a brain, but always come up with the best outfits." Sakura finished explaining while counting on her fingers who was who.
"Why won't anyone be up? Did you plan it this way?" Naruto asked, his head tilting as he tried to register all the names in his head without giving himself an anurism.
Another giggle, "Everyone was up partying last night, I know that for a fact, and even if they weren't, no one gets up before five. So the only people to worry about are Xov-chan and Ru-chan who probably wouldn't care less if you had three heads. Worst case senario is Hinata-chan's up and goes all whisphery on us."
"We should get going now, shouldn't we. The less people we see on the way there, the better. I bet people are going to come out the moment we get there." he said, being as pessimistic as possible.
"Don't worry. It'll be fine. I had the same worries when I turned pretty. Everything turned out fine! I promise you everyone will like you, as long as you stop being all mopey and 'everybody hates me.' I swear that the five Shinobi that live in Cleo Mansion will help you with setting up your room and picking out your outfit! I feel like Lee!" she announced, dragging him out of the hospital room to a hovercar waiting outside to drop them off at the large building.
Naruto stepped into a large building, where even the steps seemed to dwarf him at this moment. He stared at the huge tower, eyes as wide as sausers and mouth hanging open, Sakura carrying a bag with her clothing from this afternoon at the hospital she thanked the driver and looked over to the blonde, still standing there with a look of surprised on his face, not looking stupid at all due to the pretty operation, which kept all pretties from looking dumb or well, anything but pretty.
She pulled him in through the large door into a large area with booths and tables on raised platforms with a large open area in the middle, a perfect dance space. Two girls sat over on the side closest to the dance floor, a tray spinning off to do their culinary bidding. They laughed about something and highfived, waving Naruto and Sakura over when they spotted the blonde oogling the food court and the pinkette trying to find a way to be in two places at once so she could put her bag in her room and take Naruto to his room all at once. "C'MON SAKURA-CHAN! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR~EVER!" they screamed in unison, slightly creeping out Naruto with the prefection of their unisioned voices.
The first girl (Suruya) that had noticed them had almost-black hair with caremel-colored streaks, with a cut where it was super-short pixie-length at the front with two front, thick locks stretching down to her waist, think bangs covered her left eye. Her right eye was a welcoming amethyst, going toward a light green center, five golden jewels implanted in her eye, which was a little larger than average pretty size and tilted downward slightly. Her lips were as large as possible, accented by a glossy coating of pancake syrup. She was surged to have the largest chest that was legal, possibly illegal and talked the surger into. Her waist and hips fell at average size. She wore a pair of black pants and a red bellyshirt with thick tank top straps. A tatoo of a human skull decorated her wrist.
The girl that sat across from her(Xovern) was basically the opposite. Her silver hair, tipped with green and with thick green streaks throughout went at a steep solid angle from just above the end of her hairline at the back to almost her hips at the front. Her eyes were almost rediculously huge and pointed upward at the edges, with her nose small and her lips slightly smaller than pretty-size. She looked almost like a littlie. Her huge eyes were sliver colored with gold in the middle and had five amethysts implanted in them. She surged into a tiny waist, medium-large hips and an almost-flat chest. She wore a pair of medium-blue ultra-flare jeans and a black belly baring crop-top with an open hoop in the back(Think Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist), exposing the dragon flash tatoo that swirled with her heartbeat.
The food tray came back with a soda, a Frappachino, two cheese omlettes, decorated with some kind of green plant, a large bowl of buttered toast, a plate of Shashimi and some hash browns. The second one chugged down half the soda and eyed the shashimi with intention.
"Can I get a Moca Cappachino with a bacon and ham omlette and a buttered blueberry muffin, and, What would you like Naruto?" Sakura asked the tray, hoistered on it's magnetic lifters, turning to Naruto to get his food order.
"Uhh, a miso ramen and some hash browns... With a glass of milk..." He hesitated, not sure what he should do next.
"Make that two!" Xovern blurted out, having a ramen craving also. "How do you drink milk in the morning? I need to drink soda in the mornings for the caffine."
"I put the glass to my lips and swallow it?"
"Why don't you just drink some champane or a cappachino? It works a lot better than soda..." Sakura pointed out rather snobbishly, flicking her hair back with a small snort and then laying her chin on her hand which was firmly planted to the table with her elbow.
"Because she doesn't hold her alchol well. She's rolling on the floor laughing her ass off by the time she's done with her first drink." Suruya glared daggers at Sakura.
"When's the fooooooood gonna be here?" the nearly-forgotten blonde groaned at his hunger, again, it felt like his stomach ate his stomach. As he was saying the very phrase the food tray was flying up, it's lifters just barely able to hold up the redicilous amount of food. The green-haired girl immediately snatched up one of the bowls of ramen, while the other was stoled away by the blonde. Sakura calmly removed the moca and omlette, them taking the muffin. Naruto relived the food tray of the hash browns, immediately chowing down and being able to clean half the entire bowl of ramen in one go.
"What room is he in?" the brunette asked, while the silver-haired pointed at Naruto with her fork, perviously almost conslantly moving from her food to her mouth.
"Uhhh, room Kitsune..." Naruto recalled, his eyebrows pinching together and his lips pouting prettily.
"How fitting!" the sliver-haired girl smiled "Room Kistune for a Kitsune!" Suruya punshed her lightly in the arm.
"Well, how do you like your room Naruto? You got one of the better rooms! Mine's a little more low-tech than yours. I can't understand electronics for squat anyway..." Sakura smiled.
"It's... empty... Where is all the furniture?" the blonde boy tipped his head in confusion.
"Tell the room what you want and soom you'll have everything you could possibly want, and don't forget to tell where to put it." the pinkette explained, as an example she told the room to put a curved couch over in the left corner by the window in shiny black leather with blue pillows. It appeared shortly afterward.
Soon enough, he had a sweet pad (lol), the couch still stood over by the corner, but in place of the round blue pillows there were square orange pillows, in the other corner next to the window a circle bed with a black leather headboard stood, a fluffy black and white comforter was spread over it, topped with ultraplush orange pillows and a few blue accent pillows. The carpet was now white, a wallscreen took up most of the space on the back wall, toward the rest of the mansion and a black metal ultra-modern-looking table sat in front of the couch and a large black rug was spread out across the room back, altogether a very awesome room, combined with the walls painted orange. Sakura reminded im that in about an hour now the party started. He was supposed to dress in dark colors with splashes of neon colors. He could do that, easy as pie.
About half an hour later he had black articles of clothes everywhere in his search for the prefect outfit. He finally settled on a pair of near-skintight black jeans and a black tanktop, accented by many sets of neon rainbow glow bracelets and necklaces and a pair of bright glowing earrings. He tossed all the extra clothes back into the recylcer and admired himself in the fulllength mirror that was the back of his closet door.
Finally satisfied with his look, he fell back on the bed, click through the options of his wallscreen to a program being broadcasted. He told the room and it's smart walls to get him a glass of champane. When it returned he undimmed the windows and looked out to see all the glory of several other mansions, part of Uglyville, part of Crumblyville and then out into the seemingly-endless expansion of a mountain range in the distance. The room pinged to let him know someone was at the door and he let the pinkette in, as she babbled about how she was going to charm her precious Sasuke-kun with her feminine wilies or something like that.
Good? Okay? Bad? Give me some constructive critisism if you found flaws with it other than my crappy grammar and spelling.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I no own, so you no sue! I don't ow Naruto, the Uglies trilogy+1 or any of the things used in this fanfiction. All I own is the clothes on my back and an exremely messy room that looks like a Michael's threw up in it.
Naruto has just become a New Pretty and the story is mostly told from his POV. There are two OC's in there, but I couldn't think of any canon characters who fit their roles. They don't help with the plot, all they do is try to hook Naruto an Sasuke up (epic fail). That's all they do besides fill gaps and make conversation.
R&R, The more reviews I get the quicker I update, although it shouldn't be too terribly long between updates because I have everything planned out already and just need to type it up.