A/N: Hello. This was the result of my work on a recent plot bunny, which was birthed through a conversation with FFYP-det-Yagami, a wonderful author. I recommend his stories to you; they're quite wonderful, especially AI: Alternate Incarceration.
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, its plot, characters, etc.
L/Watari
Quillsh Wammy, or Watari, as he was known, curiously looked up at the heading. The crinkles of his kindly old face crinkled just a bit more as he frowned.
"That title wants redecorating," he muttered as he whipped out his pistol and took aim (with agility incongruous with his age, one might add). "I think I'll rearrange it."
And rearrange it he did.
BANG.
…
Watari/Rog-
BANG.
"Now, child," Watari said sternly as he glared up at the sky, expression brimming with disapproval, "I don't mind you having your fun with the other characters, but don't you try any of your pairings nonsense on me. Do you understand?"
The fanfiction author gulped audibly.
"Y-yes, sir…"
Thank you for taking the time to read this. :)
So, questions? Comments? Feedback of any sort is welcome.
By the way, does anyone here share my sentiment stated in the summary, that there are certain pairings that should never be written? Lol.