OHAYO!!!! It's been a while huh? Well no pointless stuff here today. This will be sad, happy, funny, and romancey (no romance in this chapter). Since this is about Kakashi (#starry eyes#) I will not let it flop/ forget about it. This is actually, obviously, coming before my M A G I C A L R A M E N story…oh well. ENJOY!

Chronicles of the Last Hatake Chapter 1.

He ran as fast as his legs could take him. Doing as his mother told him, he ran from the massacre. Hearing the screams of his family, he ran faster. All around was the aura of death. The four year old boy jumped into the clan safe haven. Turning back around, he saw his home in flames. The shadows of the fire played on his face as tears fell.

" Mommy…"

When this began

I had nothing to say

And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me

I was confused

And I let it all out to find, that I'm

Not the only person with these things in mind

Inside of me

But all the vacancy the words revealed

Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel

Nothing to lose

Just stuck, hollow and alone

And the fault is my own

And the fault is my own

Five year old Hatake Kakashi walked to school with his bag on his shoulder. Class already started thirty minutes ago, but he didn't care, he knew he was excelling past everyone in school. He heard the teachers talking, saying how he could graduate this year. 'The sooner I get past this, the sooner I can kill him.' Kakashi gripped the strap of his bag tighter.

"He will die."

The young boy mumbled as he opened the door to the classroom. The teacher halted in mid-sentence.

"And….er…..Kakashi?"

Kakashi ignored the teacher and walked, tiredly, to his seat.

'He may be the best that we've seen for awhile, but he's got a bad attitude problem.' The teacher watched the boy as he sat down.

"34th time this year Kakashi. I've said it a million times, try, at least try, to get here earlier."

Kakashi stared at the man, and, choosing to ignore him again, put his head down. Seeing that it was no use, the teacher went back to his teachings. Kakashi eventually perked up when he noticed that the annoying man was reviewing everything they learned.

'Could we be taking a test today?' He didn't know what to expect, so he stayed alert.

"So," the man put the chalk down and dusted his hands. "now we will have a test. Everyone to the front of the room."

Some moaned, others were jittery, Kakashi just walked.

The exam was done and all the children were outside. As the teacher thought and evaluated the last few kids, the Hokage decided to pay a visit.

"Ohayo, Sanjuro-sensei!" the Fourth cheerily greeted.

"Ah! Hokage-sama! Ohayo! To what do I owe this visit?"

Yondaime seated himself on one of the front desks.

"I was wondering if you have anyone in your classes that could graduate early."

Sanjuro looked up from his papers, confused.

"I thought you have three people for your team. Or is it for someone else?"

The Fourth looked thoughtful for a moment.

"One child was not registered as a citizen of Konoha. I'm surprised we didn't catch it till now."

"So it's for you?"

"Yes…yes it would. Anyone in mind?"

Sanjuro leaned back and thought of his twelve year old students. 'They're all ok, but not ready yet.' He slowly went through the classes until he came to one particular child.

"Kakashi…"

I want to heal

I want to feel

What I thought was never real

I want to let go of the pain I've held so long

Erase all the pain till it's gone

I want to heal

I want to feel

Like I'm close to something real

I want to find something I've wanted all along

Somewhere I belong

Yondaime dropped the pencil he was twirling.

"What was that?"

Sanjuro looked at the blond man in front of him.

"There's a kid named Kakashi…"

"How old?"

"Five."

"WHAT?! Why would you think of a five year old?"

"This five year old surpasses my twelve year olds, Hokage-sama."

Yondaime opened and closed his mouth. Being unable to think of anything, he agreed.

"Ok, let me see him."

"Kakashi!"

Said boy turned his head to see his new sensei come toward him.

"Do you always come this early to everything?"

Kakashi just stared at him before turning his head away. Yondaime set everything up for his maybe-soon-to-be subordinates/students' survival test. He sighed disapprovingly at Kakashi's silence.

"Ya know, if you stay quiet like that, we're never gonna get anywhere." Kakashi seemed slightly alarmed.

"…………what……do you……mean?"

Yondaime sat down to wait for the other two.

"Oh! So you do have a voice."

Kakashi glared at the arrogant man.

"Shut up, bastard."

Before Kakashi could react to anything, Yondaime had pinned him to the ground, sitting on his back, with a kunai at his throat. Kakashi only managed a gasp. Yondaime leaned close to Kakashi's ear.

"You need to learn to respect others." When answered with silence, he pressed the kunai harder on his throat. "Do you understand?"

"……………hai."

Yondaime smiled and stood up. He extended his hand to Kakashi.

"I don't like to use fear against people, please don't make me your enemy."

Kakashi stood up, ignoring his sensei. He jammed his hands into his pockets.

"…I wasn't scared."

Yondaime just continued to smile because he knew otherwise.

And I've got nothing to say

I can't believe I didn't fall right down on my face

I was confused

Looking everywhere, only to find that it's

Not the way I imagined it all in my mind

So what am I

What do I have but negativity

'Cause I can't justify the

Way everyone is looking at me

Nothing to lose

Nothing to gain, hollow and alone

And the fault is my own

The fault is my own

Awhile later, Kakashi and Shichiko stood in front of Obito, Shichiko teasing him with a bell.

"Ha! I got a bell and you didn't Obito!" Shichiko sang out in a mocking tone. "And you get to watch us eat! Don't you fell special?"

Obito glared at her.

"Yea, real special." His gaze moved over to the silver haired boy with his hands in his pockets, showing no interest in anything. 'I can't believe he got a bell! He's seven years younger than me! Why is he even a ninja anyway? It doesn't look like he cares.' Yondaime interrupted Obito's thoughts.

"Here ya go! Enjoy! Oh and don't give any to Obito, or else I will not allow you to become a ninja…EVER! So I'll be back in a few."

The three watched their sensei walk away. Shichiko, being the pig that she is (in Obito's opinion), started eating right away. Kakashi opened the food but merely poked around at it. This made Obito furious; only because he had no food.

"DON'T DO THAT!!!"

Kakashi looked up at him, surprised by the sudden outburst. He had never met someone so obnoxious.

"If you're not gonna eat it, then don't play with it. Give it to the needy!"

Shichiko smirked at him, cheeks puffed with food.

"Now who's the pig?"

Obito only glanced at her.

"You still are."

"TEME!!"

I want to heal

I want to feel

What I thought was never real

I want to let go of the pain I've held so long

Erase all the pain till it's gone

I want to heal

I want to feel

Like I'm close to something real

I want to find something I've wanted all along

Somewhere I belong

"Then you eat it."

Shichiko stopped in mid-punch as they both looked surprisingly at the usually quiet boy.

"What?" Obito was very confused.

"I said, then you eat it." Kakashi held the food out to him.

"Baka! Yondaime-sensei will catch you, and you won't become a ninja!" Shichiko warned. Kakashi looked at her as if she was the stupidest thing that ever graced the planet.

"He's not around. He won't know."

Shichiko cautiously looked around.

"I guess you're right."

Kakashi moved the tray of food closer to Obito's face. Obito wasn't sure about the whole thing.

"Ya know, I would take it but that could get you guys in trouble and I can't exactly take it seeing as I'm tied to this wood and-"

Shichiko realized something.

"Wait a minute; did you just call me a guy?"

Obito looked at his teammate in confusion then he got a devious plan to annoy her.

"Yea, why?"

"I AM NOT A GUY!"

"How should I know?! If you're not a guy, then you're a pretty flat-chested girl!"

"HITEME!!!"

Kakashi stuffed a mouthful of food into Obito's mouth, intercepting the attack. Obito coughed a few times and Shichiko hit his chest exclaiming that she was helping, but had her fingers crossed behind her. Kakashi proceeded to ready another bite. Obito glared at him.

"What are you tryin' to do?! Kill m-!!!"

Kakashi held the other end of the chopsticks in Obito's mouth.

"Just shut up and eat."

Yondaime stood on a hill with his back against a tree.

"Team…work." He smiled as he began to disintegrate into a whirlwind of leaves.

Kakashi dropped the food and chopsticks. Getting into a defense position, he looked toward the direction that their sensei had left awhile ago. Obito was disappointed at the waste of perfectly good food.

"Hey…I was eating that…"

Shichiko shushed him and called him a baka. Soon the weather changed to a bleak, cloudy atmosphere. Kakashi narrowed his eyes as a dust cloud became more evident as it sped toward them. Obito stopped making faces at the back of Shichiko's head.

"Oi…what's that?"

Yondaime appeared before them, hands in the tiger seal, ready to finish a deadly attack.

"HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST MY WILL!! YOU SHALL NOW…" He paused to raise the tension he was feeling from his new students. He felt it from each of them except for Kakashi. 'Strange…' Now he thought it would be a good time to continue before Obito burst. "NOW……BECOME……NINJAS!!" He put his hands down, smiling at his students as the sky cleared. Shichiko gaped at her sensei for a good five minutes.

"……I d-don't un…understand."

Yondaime being one who didn't want to waste time getting to know them, explained it short and simple.

"Teamwork is what I base this test on. Since you guys displayed it, then you are accepted as my students."

"Wow! Really? It was that easy?"

"EASY!!??" Yondaime looked worried. "Maybe I should make it harder and have you re-do it…"

Shichiko waved her arms in the air.

"NO, no, no, no! That's not necessary. That test was very difficult!"

Yondaime smiled at her.

"Really? You think so?"

"Oh, yes of course!"

"I'm surrounded by idiots." Kakashi walked away from his new team. 'I'm one step closer to getting enough power to kill him.'

I will never know

Myself until I do this on my own

And I will never feel

Anything else until my wounds are healed

I will never be

Anything till I break away from me

And I will break away

I'll find myself today

Yondaime waved after him.

"Hey! WAIT! I was gonna treat you guys to ice cream since you passed!" seeing that he wasn't stopping, the 4th turned to Shichiko and Obito. "Doesn't look like he wants any…more for us then! Come on!" He and Shichiko walked away laughing about cheese and dipping things in it. Obito struggled against the ropes.

"Don't Leave Me Here!! Let me go!!...I WANT SOME ICE CREAM YONDAIME-SENSEEEI!!"

FK: WHAAAAAAAAAA! MY POOR KAKASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!! #squeezes Kakashi plushie# This is not really a "song fic" but I will put songs in occasionally; exhibit A: this story. I don't know Kakashi's life story so I'm making a good bit up, such as the girl's name in their team. Please bear with me. READ AND REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neji: WAIT!!!

FK: What?

Neji: Are you still hyper? And…why aren't I in this story?

FK: No not hyper now, and you're not because this is Kakashi's life story.

Neji: what's so great about him?

FK: #glares at Neji and smacks him# #goes starry eyed# everything…..

Kakashi: #comes over to FK, sniffling# I heard it all……I'm not important…

FK: #gasp# #hugs Kakashi# NEJI!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!! Kakashi's sensitive!!! He has feelings too!!!

Kakashi: #sniffs# Thank you fluffy, I needed that.

FK: No prob. Any time.

Kakashi: In return for your kindness, I shall give you………AN OTAKUTART!!!!!!!

FK: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Neji: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

FK: #eats the tart#

Kakashi: #gins like a mad man (a, in my opinion, sexy mad man!)# #slowly/quickly fads away#

Neji: DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH HER LIKE THIS!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FK: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA