Natural Disaster
Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight
A/N- This isn't going in order by year or day because it may jump around. I'll just tell you in the beginning. Some of the stories may not be with the correct timeline but I'll tell you if they are not. This is about how Emmett and Rosalie cause natural disaster's…and not so natural…
Chapter 1- Helicopter Diving
Emmett
Yay! It was 'Make up a game that is extremely extreme to play with my baby Rosie' day. Or 'M.U.A.G.T.I.E.E.T.P.W.M.B.R.' day for short.
"Hurry up!" I called up the stairs to Rose who was taking forever to get ready!
"All I need to do is put my makeup on!" I groaned inwardly after hearing this. What had she done for the past two hours?
"What have you done for the past two hours?" I repeated my inner question.
"My hair, idiot!"
"You don't need to look pretty for this. Looking naturally ugly is just fine."
I heard her stomp down the stairs and I smiled at my success at getting her down.
"Damn you Emmett." Rose muttered
"You know you're gorgeous, babe." I kissed her as we walked to our garage out back.
Inside it was full of cars, boats, trucks, planes, etcetera, etcetera, and so much more.
"Where are we going?" Rose whined as she hopped in to my navy blue Hummer H3T.
"We aren't driving," Was my only response as I helped her out of one of my families many cars.
"Just tell me where we are going!" Rosalie begged
I didn't answer and we walked out the back entrance of the garage to our helicopter pad. Our helicopter was a white and blue Bell Textron 206B ZS-RDR.
"You flying?" Rose asked me.
"No, that would be a slight problem…because then we would leave it unattended…in the air…"
"What are we doing?" Rose exclaimed
"I don't want to ruin the surprise!"
"Tell. Me. Now. Before. I. Take. A. Hammer. To. ALL. Of. Your. Cars." Rose threatened
"Ok! OK!" I gave in. "We are going…HELICOPTER DIVING!"
"No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!" Rose yelled again and again. She tried running away but didn't get anywhere because I grabbed her around the waist.
"Let go of me!" Rose flailed around in my arms, kicking and trying to fight me off. Though she may be one of the strongest vampires I know, her 5' 9'' frame didn't compare to my huge one being at 6' 5''.
I dragged Rose, still angrily fighting me, to the helicopter. Once I pulled her in I quickly got in to the drivers side and started the helicopter.
Rosalie was about to get out of the helicopter, but it was too late. We were already too high in the air.
"You are the WORST!" She growled
"Love you too."
"Ugh!" Rose huffed and sat back. "I thought you weren't flying."
"Damn it!" I cursed
"Ha!" Rose laughed bitterly.
"I'll just put it on auto pilot or auto land."
Rose just made an irritated face and sat back with her arms crossed.
"You might as well change if you're just gonna sit there."
"Change in to what?"
"A bathing suit."
"I don't have one. You didn't tell me to bring one." Rosalie said smugly.
"Don't worry babe, I gotcha." I tossed her one of her sexy bikinis. It's bottom half was blood red and the top was black with red designs and the letter R in white stitching on each half of the top. It was personally designed by none other than Alice.
Rose grumbled but started getting undressed in the back. She took off her lace high heels then her dark skinny jeans.
I did an eyebrow wiggle as I stared at her, not paying attention to the sky.
"Turn around! I'm mad at you! And you are about to fly in to a bunch of birds!" Rose commanded and threw her shoe at me.
I turned around, avoided the flock of birds, and turned back to Rosie. By the time I did she already had the bottom half of the bikini on and she was taking off her black ruffled tube top.
Rose gave me an ice cold glare and I turned back around, grumbling just like she was a minute ago.
"Flip flops?" She asked
"Yeah," I handed Rose white sandals with a starfish on the top.
"Cover up or sundress?"
"I would prefer if you weren't covered up." I winked at her.
"Emmett…"
"Yes I have one for you, but you can wear it later!"
"Whatever, are we there yet?"
"Almost, so take off your jewelry."
Rose took off her rings, bracelets, earrings, and necklace then stuffed them along with her clothes into her black bag.
I pulled off my shirt while still managing to control the helicopter. I had my light blue swim trunks on with some white writing on it. I'm pretty sure it said 'Alice Inc.' or something like that.
I flipped some switches and pressed buttons, putting the copter on a timed auto pilot and when the time was done it would land on a tiny island with no human life on it.
"Ready, babe?" I asked as I climbed to the back and kicked my flip flops off.
"As ready as I'll ever be." Rose took her sandals off as well.
"No one will see us right?" Rose wondered, probably concerned if anyone would see us jump off a helicopter from over a half mile up.
"No, we're to far out from land." I answered then grabbed her hand.
I opened the helicopter door and the wind whipped Rose's hair around her face.
"THREE," I yelled over the wind.
"TWO," Rose's hand squeezed mine harder.
"ONE!" We flung out of the helicopter and in to the rushing wind.
We were plummeting down toward the ocean with great speed and I curled up in to a ball, readying for a cannonball. Rosalie flipped in the air and prepared for a dive. Still holding each other's hands, we plunged in to the black ocean water.
We didn't need to surface for air so we swam around in the inky black water, making out occasionally. We finally started upward to get out of the salty water.
When we broke the surface we took the necessary breathes to talk.
"That was actually more fun than I thought it would be!" Rosalie said as she pressed her lips against mine.
"Well it is 'M.U.A.G.T.I.E.E.T.P.W.M.B.R.' day!" I smiled
We raced to the island and of course Rosie cheated. She pulled down my shorts and tossed them behind us. She then pulled ahead while I got my bathing suit.
By the time I got to the island, Rosie was sitting on the beach looking like a sexy devil.
"Cheater!" I accused her.
"No. You know I won fair and square." She insisted. "Alright, let's go. And I'm flying."
"I'm not sure I want to go shopping for a new helicopter today."
"Shut it." Rose snapped and climbed in to the helicopter. I got in on the other side and we took off.
This is how we were the whole flight home.
"Rose! Watch out for the birds!"
"Shut up! I see them!"
"You just killed a bird!"
"It's not dead! Shut up!"
"There are feathers on the windshield."
"Shut up!"
"You are flying right in to a cloud!"
"Shut UP!"
"Watch out for the plane!"
"We aren't even close to it! Shut up!"
"You know what? Just let me fly the copter!"
"I could fly much better if you just SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"Babe, I would say I don't want to die but since I'm already DEAD, let me fly the damn helicopter!"
"Oh my god! Fine let's switch right here in the middle of the air! As long as you'll shut up!"
We switched seats and she muttered, "You are such a front seat flyer!"
As I landed, perfectly I might add, Rose slipped on her white cover up dress and put her sandals on.
I threw my shirt on, Rose grabbed her bag, and we headed in to the house.
The news was on and Carlisle and Esme were intently watching it.
"What's the matter?" I asked
"There was a tsunami and I'm thinking about going off to help the doctors over there. They aren't very educated over there." Carlisle answered
"Where?"
Esme response freaked me out. It was exactly where we were.
"What's wrong?" Esme wondered, clearly seeing my shocked face.
"I…I…uh think we might have caused that tsunami." I stammered
"How!" Carlisle exclaimed
"We went…helicopter diving…"
"From how high up?"
"Over a half a mile."
"Why would you do something so stupid?"
"It's 'M.U.A.G.T.I.E.E.T.P.W.M.B.R.' day." I said simply.
"Emmett, please try not to go 'Helicopter Diving' again and cause another tsunami. We don't need thousands of people dying." Carlisle sighed and left to help the tsunami survivors and victims.
I looked at Rose who was extremely silent.
"What's the matter?" I asked her.
"How could we cause a tsunami?"
"I know…all those people dying…"
"Who cares about the people dying? Am I that fat?"
"What do you mean?"
"I'm not fat enough to cause a tsunami!" Rose cried. "I can't be that fat!" She wailed "I can't be! I just can't!"
A/N- I hope you like it! Please REVIEW! Alerts, favorites, read my other stories, and do the poll on my profile! BTW! TONS OF PICTURES ON MY PROFILE OF CLOTHES, CARS, ETC.! Check them out! REVIEW!
Luv-twilightsagalover28 (Tati)