A/N: Okay, I've wanted to do the Merlin Crossover Challenge thing for a while, but never really found the time! (It's harder than it seems!) I crossed-over books, movies, and TV shows. I also cheated, because some are more than 23 words long. But that's the only way they would work! The answers will probably be posted in a week or so.
23 Merlin Crossovers
-1-
Gwen: What about the ROUS's?
Arthur: 'Rodents Of Unusual Size?' I don't think they exist.
(Arthur is attacked by a ROUS.)
-2-
Merlin: Gaius said we're not supposed to use magic unsupervised.
Morgana: You'll supervise me, I'll supervise you. How is that unsupervised?
Merlin:...It'll have to do for now.
-3-
Arthur: Honestly, Merlin, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards!
-4-
Arthur: Merlin!
Merlin: On your six, boss!
-5-
Merlin: Go ahead. Insult me like you always do.
Arthur: Too easy. When you least expect it...
-6-
Morgana: Here's the thing... I've already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are.
-7-
Arthur: Did you even consider marrying me?
Gwen: Of course I did... but when you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know?
-8-
Arthur: Aren't you a little young to be doing magic?
Merlin: Yes, yes I am.
-9-
(Merlin accidentally touches Morgana's hand while reaching for something, and blushes.)
Merlin: Sorry, I didn't mean to invade your personal... skin.
(Morgana gives him a strange look.)
Morgana: It's okay... the leprosy cleared up.
-10-
Arthur: You have pretty eyes.
Gwen: So, I'll... see you around?
Arthur: Yes, you will.
-11-
Morgana: I love you, Merlin.
Merlin: I love... cake.
-12-
Gwen: Accidents happen, you know.
Arthur: (points to Merlin) Exhibit A.
-13-
Morgana: Love conquers all. Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?
Gwen: Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?
Morgana: Pfft! That's not the point. Follow your heart.
-14-
Morgana (to Gwen): Somebody up there (points to the sky) has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.
-15-
Arthur: Try to remember - I'm your son.
Uther: That's exactly what I'm trying to forget!
-16-
(Gwen is about to kiss Arthur.)
Gwen: Arthur, I'm not going to do this. Even your breath stinks of mediocrity.
-17-
Arthur (to Merlin): The only reason you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you.
-18-
Gwen: Hello, Morgana. Make anyone cry today?
Morgana: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
-19-
Merlin: You can't trust warlocks. Trust me.
-20-
Merlin: Arthur, all this cheating makes me feel... dirty.
Arthur: Well, take a bath when you get home.
-21-
Morgana: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself! Look at that scarf!
Merlin: Don't you be talkin' about my scarf.
-22-
Merlin: I can tell what every person in this room is thinking. Money... sex... money... sex... cat.
-23-
Arthur: Come on, Morgana, you're like family!
Morgana: Am I in your will?
Arthur: No! But none of the others are.
A/N: So... how many can you guess? :)