HI! FIRST GOD DAMNED STORY, BOHYA BITCH! Ahem… I promise I'll get this one done!

YOU BETTER! You know how many you start but don't finish? - Natsu

SHUT UP! You son of a bitch - Me

Will I appear in this? – Bixlow

Even though you are hot, no - Me

I OWN FAIRY TAIL! BOHYA! – Me

The only thing she owns is a copy of the 5, 6,7,8,9,10,11 books and a restraining order from Hiro Mashima – Lucy

SHUT UP! – Me

So, even though this isn't full on lemon, I am rating it M so people don't bitch about it, it contains heavy moments, but they are NOT going all the way!

It was pretty hot out, sweltering, boiling, torrid, sultry. Yes, Lucy found a dictionary.

"ARG! WHAT THE HELL WITH THE HEAT?" Lucy ranted, flying around her living room.

"I could ice you down" the cool voice came from nowhere, which made Lucy jump a foot in the air.

"DAMN IT GRAY! KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING!" She screamed, turning to face Gray.

"Okay, okay, don't have cow" the ice mage looked at her skeptically, looking somewhat smug with him self, though, god knows how pulls both those looks off at once.

"If you don't leave now, I'M GOING FORCE FEED YA THE ENTIRE DAMN BARN!" she screamed more, the heat making her beyond grouchy.

"Are you coming down to the guild or not?" Gray decided to ignore her flying rampage; he wanted to live until he was 20.

"And do what? Natsu and Erza are off on their own damned mission, what am I supposed to do?" Lucy plopped down heavily on her couch, with a loud thunk.

"Um? Hello? I am a ghost to you?" Gray said, a little peeved for being forgotten.

"Uh? What?" Lucy was never a good thinker when her mind was on something else.

"TAKE A JOB WITH ME!" Gray shouted out in frustration, wondering how dense one person can be.

"Oh… OKAY!" Lucy smiled, prying her self off the couch. Gray rolled his eyes. As soon as they stepped out the door, through the hallway of the apartment, THEN out side, the heat slapped them, hard.

"SO HOT!" Lucy screeched, running her finger through her hair, pulling it way from the nape of her neck, her blue tank top ridding up, hitching up to a centimeter below her bra line, it was already 3 centimeters her belly button originally, you know, before it rode up.

"Uh…" that was the beautiful noise that Gray made, fallowed by drool. Yep, your average, stupid, pervert male, typical.

"Gray, why are you staring at me?" Lucy let her hair smack back to her neck, sticking to her neck "ACK! Gray! CLOTHES!" She screamed, pointing to the underwear clad Gray, his face turning bright red, like a tomato, like you never heard that one before.

"Oops" he looked away, fumbling with his pants and t-shirt.

"Do I have to duct-tape your cloths on?" Lucy glared, crossing her chest, pushing it out wards to the already hormonal teen; life is just peachy, isn't it? Gray could find himself staring.

"Um, ello? Why are you staring at me?" Lucy looked at him skeptically, ducking her head under his, staring up at him, her hair sliding over her slender shoulder.

"Erg!" being fed up, he pulled Lucy's chin up, dragging it to his mouth, her soft, lush lips meeting his, her large eyes went even larger, until she shut them closed, and kissed him back. Gray pulled her up straight, and rapped his arms strongly around her thin waist. Lucy's slender finger tangled and thread them selves among Gray's ebony black hair, drawing his head lower. Soft moans escaped their lips, as Gray pressed her up the side the building, lucky that no one was around. Lucy could feel her self-rapping her legs around his waist, the only thing keeping up was her back being pushed against the bricked wall, and his muscled hands gripping her thighs. Without asking for entrance, his tongue barged into her mouth, one of his hands running through her hair. His mouth traveled to her neck, as he sucked on it, swirling his tongue over her soft skin. Everything was going peachy, until Loki decided to make a stage appearance.

"Get your damn hands off my Lucy" Loki bristled, anger ragging in him like torturous water, and light crystallized, forming him.

"Eep!" Lucy let out a squeak of surprise, and Gray, being the genius he is, put his hand up in the air, and dropped Lucy, see, real genius. Lucy picked her self up, dusting her skirt vigorously, glaring at Loki.

"SINCE WHEN THE HELL DID I BECOME YOUR LUCY?" she screamed in range, smacking Loki across the face, leaving stinging mark on the side of his cheek, in the shape of the hand, like that ever happens!

"Oh, honey, don't hide our love for each other" Loki cooed; trying to make a sexy look on his face, which made him look more constipated.

"Beautiful face, prince charming" Lucy snorted flipping her hair over her shoulder. She harshly pulled him back into his own world, crystallizing.

"So…" Gray murmured, his hands in his pockets, looking at his shoes with great interest.

"Lets get that job!" Lucy smiled, pulling Gray to the direction of the guild. The coolness of the guild was welcoming. Someone had the fan going.

"Luce!" Natsu screamed, running towards him.

"You got back from your mission with Erza?" Lucy asked, looking at the red head, which was smirking at her for some odd reason.

"Ya, so, Luce, what's that on your neck?" Natsu pointed to the nape of her neck, where a bright red mark was left.

"Ahh…" Lucy trailed off, her face matching the mark.

"It looks like a hickey to me" Erza smiled, looking at her and Gray with a sly expression painted on her face.

"What's a hickey?" Happy and Natsu asked at the same time.

"Nothing!" Lucy squeaked, "let's go Gray" she started to propel Gray towards the mission board.

"Hey, are you going to go on a mission with us" Natsu looked confused, not much of a stretch.

"No, just me and Gray" Gray turned to the colour of Lucy's hickey, as she ran them to the mission board. She yanked one of them off at random, not paying any attention to it. "Lets go" she pulled Gray out of the room, ignoring everyone's stares, well trying, really, if a whole room was staring at you, and the dude you made out with, could you ignore it? Nah didn't think so. They bustled out into the busy streets, letting the crowd was them away, who knew what trouble a laid them next, if that's a real sentence.

Well, there you go, I finished my first chapter, told ya so - Me

Now you just have to finish the rest of it – Natsu

*Nocks Natsu unconscious with of a blunt object

Any who, wait for my next chappie! And, I did not get to my M rated crap yet, but, it is in the next chapter!