A/N: ok this is my first Sweeny Todd fanfic I know that this has been done before but I'm going to try to put a story to it… read, review, flames will be used to cook the pies. :P

Disclaimer: me: I don't own Sweeny Todd.

Lovett: he doesn't.

Todd: no one owns me

Me: someone does Sweeney…just not me.

It was a normal day for me just sittin in front of the computer chatting with friends, reading fanfics, listening to musical sound tracks(I really do.) when the some one knocked on the door. I got up and answered the door.

"hello?" there were two people, a guy and a girl, 14-15ish…my age, dressed in 19th century clothing… they looked familiar.

"can I help you?"

"yes, could tell us where we are?" the girl asked. She had pale skin and hair that looked like she had stuck her finger in an electrical socket.

"Texas. What's with the get up?"

"what is Texas? And what get up?" this was the boy. He was similarly pale and had a white streak thru his hair.

At this point I was completely confused. "Texas is a state and the get up is your 200 year old clothes. Have we meet before? You look familiar."

"oh how rude of us!" the girl piped up. "I am Nellie Lovett and this is Sweeney Todd."

"you kidding me right?"

"Why would you say that?" she tilts her head to the side, genuinely puzzled.

"Because Sweeney Todd and Miss. Lovett are fictional characters."

"We're standing here aren't we?" the boy said glaring at me.

"I think if you really think you are Sweeney Todd and Miss. Lovett that you are textbook crazy and should get…" the rest of the comment dried up as I noticed what was being held at my neck.

It was silver, shiny, and looked very sharp.

"now," the boy said. "why don't you shut up and let us in?" he pressed slightly on the blade at my neck.

I gulped. "S-sure…"

The girl spoke up at this point. "Sweeney! Don't be so mean!"

"Fine…" he put the blade up.

"Come in…" I said, now sure I was dealing with some people that had escaped from a mental institution.

They walked in…

So? How did I do? Please read and review…I want at least 5 reviews be fore I post the next chapy! The 5 reviewers will get a virtual pie!