Xardia: Hey readers this would be my second story posted on Fan Fiction (yea!). If you haven't seen my first story it's called The Girl Who Seduced the Sun it's a Saiyuki (anime/manga section)fan fiction based on Sanzo. If you want to know more about it go find it and read it. Comment also please because I can't please you readers if I don't know what is going on in your head. I'M NOT TELEPATHIC! If I was stories would be a little easier to write. None the less I'm having a writer's block for that particular story to (every time I try to work on it writer's block comes knocking on my door) Comments maybe able to get rid of writer's block and get a better visitor named inspiration. Anyway hope you readers like my new story and for the sake of me please write comments or else I'll assume you don't like my writing and will stop writing completely! Just the thought of this makes me depressed.

Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater! It belongs to Atsushi Ookubo and him alone. The only thing I own out of this deal is the fanfic, nothing else.

Rating: T (Later M maybe)

Summary: Maka and Soul yet again have a fight, but this time about Blair's disappearance act. Angry with Soul, she runs off to find Blair. Finding Blair took awhile but Maka succeed in her searching. Just as Blair and her head home, Maka collapsed and transformed...INTO A BABY! What could be going on in Death City? Will the group figure it out what's going on before it's too late?

Xardia: Yea! Let's get this story on the road!

Stein: Indeed while they read the story, how about I dissect you?

Xardia: I never gave you permission to dissect me and never will do so.

Stein: Oh but it will be only a little one Xardia, it won't even hurt.

Xardia: Leave my body alone you perv! *Runs away from Stein* Start the story! Even if it cost my life!

I'm A Scientist Not A Pediatrician

Chapter 1:

Fight Between Meister and Weapon

Will It Be Resolved?

Quietly I was reading a book like usual while Soul was making tonight's dinner. "Hey Soul what's for dinner tonight?"

"Sukiyaki have any complaints Maka?"

"No that's fine with me." I then continued to read my book until something popped up in my mind. "Soul have you seen Blair today? I haven't even seen a glimpse of her all day. Usually she would've appeared by now to come see you and her being stock naked in doing so."

"Ah who knows Maka. She's probably shopping with her co-workers or something of the sort. You know her Maka, she does whatever she want however she wants. Without care of how it affects the people around her." Answered Soul.

"I'm serious Soul! She could be injured somewhere and nobody knows of it. I think she didn't even come home last night."

"I doubt that she wouldn't make it known to people if by chance she's injured. If you're so worried about her Maka, then why don't you go looking for her then?" Questioned Soul

"How can you be so laid back about this Soul? Don't you care about Blair at all?"

"She's a grown women Maka. Even though she acts like a teenager most of the time, she does know how to take care of herself none the less. She did it before we came into her life she can do it now too. It's not like we're her parents Maka, we don't have to keep looking out for her if she goes disappearing on here own accord. Plus she's the one burdening us with her presence. It'll be a relief if she decided to move on with her life and not live here anymore.

"You're unbelievable Soul! This is why I hate most men they're heartless jerks deep inside!" I put my book down, got up from the couch, grabbed my coat, and ran out the door to go find Blair. Before I close the door on my way out I heard Soul call my name, but I ignored him and kept on running.

"Blair! Blair where are you? Blair!" No matter how much I screamed, Blair didn't answer my callings. After a couple hours of searching and yelling out her name on the top of my lungs, I still didn't find her. Oh where could Blair be? I just hope she's alright.

I sat down on the bench close to the basketball court to give myself time to think this through. If I were Blair where would I be? She hasn't told Soul and I that she was going outside of Death City at all. She's very good about telling us were she goes. Did she get kidnapped, if so by who and for what reason. It just doesn't make any sense why this is happening! I should probably go to Prof. Stein about this. Though he might just say what Soul did and won't understand the main dilemma. I could go to Lord Death and see if anything strange has been going on Death City. That's what I'll do! Getting up quickly to find a private place with glass material, I saw Blair running up to me all happy and what not. "Maka what are you doing out here alone so late? Especially without Soul with you?"

"I was searching for you Blair because I was worried. Soul didn't want to come so he stayed at home finishing dinner. Where were you anyway Blair?"

"My old house."

"I looked there but you weren't there Blair."

"You couldn't see me because my magic was hiccuping." Her magic was hiccuping? What the heck is that suppose to mean. Better ask her because I don't like when I'm clueless about something.

"Your magic was hiccuping?"

"Yep! You see every once an awhile my magic starts acting on it's own accord. For twenty-four hours I don't have any control over my powers. After I finished work early yesterday, I noticed my powers were going on the fritz. Not want anybody around to get hurt because of my powers, I went to my old home to keep everyone safe from me. Within the twenty-four hours three things happened to me. One, I was turned invisible; two I was made temporarily made mute; last but not least I was stuck to the floor because the force of gravity around me was to strong. When you were looking for me, all of that happened to me awhile before so I couldn't respond to you. Though once I was able to have control of my powers; after the 24 hours went by of course, I fixed myself up and went to look for you. For I knew you were looking for me."

"I'm just grateful that you're alright. Anyway Blair, Soul should probably has dinner ready back at home so we should get going home."

"Soul made dinner! Hooray! I'll eat everything on my plate for I'm starving."

"Why are you so hungry Blair?"

"I haven't eaten for more than a day. All the fault of my firtzy magic."

"oh I see, then lets get going home Blair." As we were walking towards home, I heard a high pitch shrill noise. Which sent a huge tremors throughout my body. The pain was so excruciatingly painful that I collapsed to the ground instantly. "It hurts so badly." Next thing I know, I blacked out.

Soul's POV

Great, she's mad at me. Again Man she really needs to cool off that temper of hers. That's probably on of the few traits she did get her father. Though then again I haven't even met her mother, ah forget it. A temper is a temper simple as that.

Finish making dinner, I ate some by myself. Maka can be so stubborn at times. Really Blair should be able to take care of herself. It shouldn't be an issue if she's gone, but it would really be nice if she told us she was leaving us. I guess that I'll never fully understand girls.

A couple of hours went by and I was starting to worry about Maka. She's been gone to long for my liking. I guess I better go search for her. As I put on my jacket and was about to open the door, Blair opened the door and stares at me. The stare quickly turned into a panicked look. "Soul! Soul! Soul! We have a problem!"

"What's the problem Blair? I got to find Maka because she was looking for you."

"That's the issue Soul! Maka is baby now. LOOK!"

"A baby!" When I actually looked to see what Blair was trying to show me, to say the least; I was stupefied by the site. There Maka was, a tiny innocent infant who was sleeping in Blair's arms. What the hell happened Blair!"

"I don't know Soul! One moment we were heading home, the next Maka was a baby!"

"This isn't cool at all. What should I do? Can't go to her old man because he'll freak out. Going to Lord Death about this would be not only awkward, but also bad idea. The best bet is to go to Prof. Stein about this. I just hope he doesn't do any experiment with her. Blair come, we're going to Stein's place."

"Okay if you say so Soul!" Quickly Blair and I ran to see Prof. Stein.

Stein's POV

At my desk I was grading papers of today's class work. Seems like everybody isn't doing to bad in my class. That's good news to know. Although Black*Star could be doing better, but at least he's passing. Needing to take a break from work; I stood up; took out a cigarette; lit it; and took a couple puffs of it. I heard my doorbell ring so I sent myself off to the front door to go get it. Usually I would get Marie to do it, but she's off somewhere doing something. That being probably going to see Lord Death for whatever the reason maybe. Once I got the door; I saw Soul, Blair, and a baby in Blair's arms. For reason unknown to me, Soul was out of breath. Was he running and if so why?

"Prof. Stein I need your help, badly," Said Soul.

My premonition tells me that he needs help with that baby Blair is holding. "Help with the baby I'm presuming Soul."

"Yeah but this baby is no ordinary baby Prof. Stein. This baby is Maka," replied Soul. Questioningly, I raised my eyebrow in a inquiring manner.

"Maka? This baby Blair is holding is Maka?"

"It's true, look for yourself. Blair show him Maka."

"Will do Soul." Being ordered to do so, Blair obediently listened and showed the baby to me. Without a doubt in my mind I knew the baby was Maka Albarn. I've seen enough pictures of her (to last a life time mind you), from Spirit to be able to identify that this very baby is genuinely Maka. Not including the facts that she looks like her parents and she looks the same but only smaller.

Finishing my cigarette, I pulled it out of my mouth; threw it down to the ground; and stomped it out. "Alright, I'll help you three after you explain to me what you know."

Xardia: That would be the end of the chapter folks. What do you think of the story so far? All and all I hope you liked it. Anyway I better run for now because I don't want Stein to catch up and find me. Only to try to dissect me. The idea of it doesn't sound pleasing to me. Besides that I'll write asap, once Stein isn't after me anymore. For now I say my adieu to you fan readers.