This is something me and my friend made up so I hope you like

The Batman jingle song with comments

Jingle bells, Jingle bells

Batman smells

Batman: excuse me, but I took a shower 20 minutes ago.

Robin layed an egg

Robin: That doesn't seem physically possible. I sure I'm a human?

The Batmobile lose a wheel

Batman: Bull shit that could never happen and the joker got away.

People in background: Ya, right!

And the Joker learn ballet

Joker: I don't know what your talking about, but I look damn sexy in a pink tutu.

Harley: Who stole my pink tutu?

Spots Joker in tutu

Harley: Damn, he looks fine in pink