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Look at me, starting something else...Well, actually this isn't me starting something new. This is a collection of all the BillDip prompts I get on tumblr. Since I've gotten a few, I decided to make one easy collection to find them all.

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Also! Warnings are placed per chapter. This collection will mostly stay in the T range, but M's and prompts NSFW will pop up. Just giving you guys a heads up!

Prompt: Trans!Dipdop being comforted by a being with no gender? *wink wink* you know who I'm talking about

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Dipper bit his lip as he lowered himself onto a nearby log, wrapping his arms tightly around himself.

In all honesty, he had no clue where he was right about now, mentally or physically really. He hadn't payed attention in where he was wandering, too lost in thoughts that ran in circles and disappeared just as he started to dwell on them.

His fingers brushed the edge of his binder and all those horrible feelings he had been suppressing came back full force, hitting him right in the heart.

Why did the universe like to pick on him? Why couldn't he just been born normal, like Mabel? Or better yet, with the correct…parts. If he had that, none of this would be happening! The pressure, the hurt, the bullying…

He had thought he left that all behind back in Piedmont for the summer, but then again, misery loves company. He should've expected this to happen.

Dipper moved his arms, staring down at his lap while he picked at the bark of the log with his bitten fingernails, enjoying the rough, earthy feel under the pads of his fingers.

It wasn't just the supernatural and magic that made the forest special to him; it was also the way it made him feel so free.

Untouchable.

nonjudgmental.

It was a place he felt he could truly be himself.

The only problem was that, right now, Dipper didn't really want to be himself. He didn't want to be this way.

He wanted to be normal. Like everyone else he knew.

Dipper put his head in his hands and sighed, closing his eyes and letting his self-disgust and hate take over for a second, wilting him and spluttering out the light he had inside him. Clouds brewed and a quiet, but dark storm brewed, seemingly not going away anytime soon.

Busy with what was going on inside his own mind and heart, Dipper didn't notice the world slowly fade into black and white, shadows shifting into a sharp contrast with the birds fell silent in their chatter and the wind fell still in it's travels.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" A familiar and grating voice spoke up, echoing in the frozen world around him.

Dipper jerked up and fell backwards off his log with a yelp, crying out in pain as his butt slammed into the hard ground. Rubbing his rear, he scrambled back up only to gasp in recognition at the being before him.

"Bill?! Bill Cipher?!"

"That's my name kid! Don't wear it out!" Bill replied cheekily.

"What are you doing here?" Dipper snapped, trying his best to take a defensive posture.

"Because I wanna be." Xe replied. "Why are you here, Pine Tree?"

Dipper frowned and turned away. He really didn't want to do this. He really really didn't.

"You already know." Dipper spat. "You see everything, after all." He tacked on at the end bitterly.

Bill looked at him in an almost- was that curiosity in that one-eyed gaze?

"Of course I know! I wanna hear it from your own mouth."

"You bastard." Dipper muttered, glaring up at the one-eyed triangle.

Bill rolled xir's eye and put his hands on xir's…hips? Angles?

Angles worked.

"You're really full of anger and hate there, Pine Tree. Not healthy at all."

"And why do you care if I'm healthy or not? You threw my body down a flight of stairs!"

Bill waved xir's hand. "You worry too much! You gotta learn to let things go. Besides, you being all gloomy is not only boring, but detrimental to my plans!"

Dipper ignored the 'boring' comment, focusing on the bigger issue."Plans? What plans?"

Somehow, even though xe didn't have a mouth, Dipper knew that the triangle was smirking. "My plans." Xe answered simply. "So! back to business! Why are you all depressed about this, kid?"

Dipper shook his head in disbelief at what was happening. He was not about to get counselled by some dorito in a top hat and bow tie…

"It's not normal. I'm supposed to like…girl things. Like makeup and dresses and stuff." Dipper muttered.

Bill floated a little lower, becoming almost eye-level with the teen. "Normal? Since when has anyone ever been normal? Aren't you meatsacks always going on and on about how everyone is different or whatever?"

Dipper blinked in surprise. Though given with a rough hand, the advice was…

Sound.

Who was normal?

"Besides, look at me kid! I don't have a gender and I'm one of the most powerful beings in the universe!"

Dipper stared up at the triangle, who had lifted xir's arms up in the air in a grandiose gesture, pride and narcissism radiating off xem in waves.

"I don't think me wan- I mean being a boy makes me powerful, Bill."

"Of course it doesn't- you still sneeze like a kitten, after all. But what does gender have to do with anyone else or anything else? In the grande scheme of things, the thing you humans call 'gender' in nothing more than a random concept created by humans to be bigoted towards one another!"

Dipper couldn't stop the small tug of a smile quirking his lips. Bill may be insane and evil, but that didn't mean xe couldn't give one hell of a pep talk…

Or advice.

"Thanks, Bill." Dipper murmured softly after a few beats, peering up at the triangle between his bangs and eyelashes.

Bill scoffed and rolled xis eye, turning away and crossing xis arms over xis chest. "Whatever, kid." He replied.

Dipper swore that the demon had an ever-so-slightly pink tint.

He didn't say anything though.

"Anyways, I have more important things to do than sit here and make sure you don't drown yourself in tears. Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!"

Dipper gasped as he jerked awake, falling off the log again.

Rubbing his rear, just like he did before, Dipper climbed up to his feet, smiling softly as he turned and tried to make his way home.

He was pretty sure it was impossible to drown in your own tears anyways.

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