Author's Notes
I hope this turned out all right. This my first time writing so many different characters so I hope no one's too out of character. NicoB is my absolute favorite Youtuber so I wanted to do something to contribute to the Picky Penguin community. Hope you enjoy~
Dangan Ronpa
"This should prove it!"
"I'll cut that claim to pieces!"
"SORE WA CHIGAU YO!"
Nico glanced up from his DS as the yelling crescendoed. The ahoge bearing protagonists had been arguing back and forth for a good thirty minutes now. Nico wasn't really sure what had happened. Everything had been going so well between the two heroes until they realized Nico had given them the same voice. After that all Hell had broken loose. Nico shifted his eyes to the Ultimate Gamer sitting next to him.
"Sore wa chi what now?" he inquired.
"Sore wa chigau yo. It's Japanese. It translates to 'That's not right' or 'You've got that wrong.'" Chiaki responded without taking her eyes off her own DS. "Hm…..Oh look I caught a Pikachu."
"How long are they gonna argue about this? I mean seriously no one else was angry about sharing a voice." Nico looked around the Hotel Restaurant where the characters of Dangan Ronpa and its sequel were ignoring the argument and mingling amongst themselves.
"Ah...Maybe they thought they were special, being the protagonist and all." Chiaki yawned. "You know how hung up on being special Hajime is."
"Still..."
"Don't worry. It'll resolve itself soon….I think."
"Hopefully" Nico muttered.
No sooner was the word out of his mouth then a mop of white hair poked out from underneath the table he was seated at.
"Did someone say hope?" Nagito inquired from the floor in that nasally voice of his.
"THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM?!" Nico yelped in surprise
"Ah...Hello Nagito." Chiaki said, not at all affected by Nagito's jump scare appearance. "Did you get Monokuma to teach you his floorboard trick?"
"Mhm. But wow what an honor. To imagine that trash like me would ever get to be in the presence of the Great Nico B! This is amazing! Truly I'm unworthy to even-"
He was cut off by Nico shoving a bagel into his mouth.
"Yeah, yeah just shut up and eat your bagel you piece of shit." Nico mumbled, feeling intensely uncomfortable.
Nagito flopped onto the floor and began to munch on his bagel happily. In the background the two protagonists' argument continued, ignored.
Ace Attorney
"OBJECTION!"
Edgeworth felt his face twitch slightly. He had come to Wright's agency to pass along some paperwork on a case of mutual interest but apparently Wright found practicing his objection more important than doing actual work. Sighing, Edgeworth entered the office without knocking.
"Wright I brought you those-"
Edgeworth stopped, blinking in surprise. Sitting in the chair behind the desk was not Phoenix Wright, but instead a different young man. The stranger froze before jumping to his feet and walking over to where Edgeworth stood.
"You're Miles Edgeworth right? Nice to meet you! My name is Nico B."
The young man, Nico, stuck out his hand, smiling at Edgeworth expectantly. Clearing his throat awkwardly, Edgeworth grabbed Nico's hand and shook it.
"A pleasure Mr. B. I would so love to stay and chat but I need to get back to the prosecutor's office. Now where did Wright disappear to?"
"Huh? You mean Phoenix?"
"Yes. I need to give him these papers."
"But he's not here right now…"
"Did Wright put you up to this? I know he's here. I heard him yelling 'objection' just a moment ago."
A sudden look of understanding crossed Nico's face and he chuckled sheepishly.
"Er no, that was me. I was doing my uh...impersonation of Phoenix and I got carried away, sorry."
Edgeworth sighed before he pushed past Nico and began looking under the desk "Look, Wright I know you're in here so why don't you ju-"
"HOLD IT!"
Edgeworth whirled around. Nico was pointing at him dramatically with a smirk on his face.
"See? Told ya my impersonation was on point."
Edgeworth stared for a moment "I...see. I apologize for doubting your….abilities, Mr. B."
Nico smiled vibrantly. "It's cool. Hey! Wanna hear my impression of you?"
"Er-"
Nico took a deep breath and "OBJECTION!"
Edgeworth blinked rapidly. That...that was his voice. If he didn't know any better he would have thought he had shouted it himself….He was starting feel light headed.
"Ooooh wagging my finger at you. Gumshoe get over here and straighten my cravat. Weird Edgeworth noises." Nico continued on, unaware of Edgeworth's rapidly paling expression. "That's bullshit and you know it Wright! Shut up about you're fucking turkey sandwiches Judge-"
Thud
"H-huh?!" Nico glanced over just in time to see Edgeworth faint and collide with floor.
After that, Edgeworth always made Wright come to his office.
Persona 4 (The Hierophant and Justice)
Today, Dojima decided, was a good day. There was no weird fog, Adachi wasn't being a little bitch when he visited (he was being surprisingly nice even), and best of all, he was got off early enough to eat dinner with Nanako and Yu, who was visiting. So, with a smile Dojima opened the door to his home.
"I'm home."
"Dad!" came Nanako's delighted voice.
Dojima chuckled as he removed his shoes. "Hey, Nanako. Have you been good for your big br-"
Dojima froze. Sitting next to his daughter was a complete stranger. Dojima let out a low growl and began to advance on the stranger. He was interrupted when Nanko ran up and hugged him. Dojima shot Nanako a quick smile before returning his attention to the strange man. The man in question had gotten to his feet and was currently hiding behind Yu, who was standing next to the kitchen table. Nanako followed her father's glare and frowned.
"What's wrong Nico?" Nanako asked, concerned.
The man, Nico, opened his mouth to reply but when his eyes fell to Dojima all he managed was a squeak. Yu reached up and patted Nico's hand, which rested on his shoulder.
"This is Nico B, Uncle. A friend of mine from the city. It happened that he passing through so I told him to hop off the train a few stops early so I could introduce him to all my friends here. He and Yosuke in particular will probably get along."
Nico waved meekly from behind Yu. Dojima rubbed the back of his awkwardly "Ah...Sorry. Nice to meet you B-kun."
Nico just stared in near awe. After a few seconds passed, Dojima frowned and raised an eyebrow "Is something...wrong?"
Nico, who was still standing behind Yu, shook his head rapidly "No, no it's just, you're Dojima! Resident Bad-" Nico eyes suddenly landed on Nanako and he paled "B-Bad….bad...uh b-bad guy catcher!" He finished lamely.
Dojima merely raised his other eyebrow as Yu face palmed. His nephew sure had some eccentric friends, didn't he?
Nanako laughed, delighted "Yeah, Dad's the best!"
The four of them migrated over to living room table and settled down, waiting for their dinner to be done. Yu was telling Dojima about his friends strange antics when a familiar jingle began playing.
"At Junes, every day is Customer Appreciation Day. Come see for yourself, and get in touch with our products! Every day's great at your Junes!"
"Every day's great at your Junes~!" Nanako sung delightedly.
Nico smiled adoringly at Nanako and sang the line back to her. Nanako's eyes widened and they spent the rest wait for dinner singing back and forth. A small smile made its way across Dojima's face as the two roped Yu into their antics. His nephew really brought out the best people, huh?
Persona 4 (The Empress and the Fools)
Yu glanced around, concerned. He seemed to have lost track of Nico while showing him around the shopping district. Yu knew Nico was an adult but he couldn't help but worry that that eccentric personality of his was going to get him in trouble. Yu figured Dojima would be unimpressed if he had to haul Nico in for disturbing the peace. Yu looked to his left and froze. The door to the Velvet Room glowed softly next to him. How odd. Yu was positive this door had disappeared after that weird tournament with Sho. Deciding a little visit wouldn't hurt (it's not like time worked normally there anyway), Yu opened the door.
"Welcome to the Velvet Room.'
"Hello Igo-" Yu blinked and closed his mouth with a click
"Is something wrong Guest?"
"...Nico, what are you doing?"
Nico smiled enigmatically "I have no idea what you mean. My name is Igor~~."
Yu simply sighed. Nico was dressed in the signature blues of the Velvet Room attendants (had Theodore lent him some clothes?) shuffling a deck of tarot cards. He sat in Igor's seat while the man in question sat in Marie's old spot, regarding the bespectacled man in amusement.
"It has been a long time since anyone has been so...enthusiastic about working in this room. Perhaps I should hire him as an attendant." The real Igor said with a mysterious smile.
Margret's smile, on the other hand, appeared very forced "Perhaps you should, Master."
Yu couldn't help but notice the frigid glare she was sending Nico's way. Had Nico been flirting with her before he had come in? If so, that would certainly explain Margret's rather intense annoyance.
"Now then" Igor and Nico said in unison "Do you believe in fortune telling~?'
Yu face palmed.
Steins; Gate
Nico questioned the chain of events that led to this outcome. He was, at the moment, sitting in MayQueen+Nyan^2 sipping some coffee. His eyes closed, he could practically hear Godot shouting about how coffee wasn't worth drinking if it wasn't (insert eloquent metaphor here) and allowed a small chuckle to escape his lips.
"Eh? Is something funny Nico-kun?" A voice queried from across the table.
Nico opened his eyes and regarded the man sitting across from him. Strange that of all the people he could have been with, his trip to Steins; Gate was being spent with Daru. When he had gotten to this universe Nico had intended to spend time with Mayuri and Okabe but he had just sort of...fallen into step with Daru. Before he knew it, a week had flown by and he still found himself chilling with the super hacka.
"Nico-kun?" Daru repeated curiously.
Nico smiled and pointed over Daru's shoulder to the scene unfolding behind him. Faris was absolutely wrecking Okabe in Rainet as Mayuri flitted about around them, excitedly. He couldn't quite hear them, but it looked like Okabe was going full Gundam mode if the arm gestures were any indication.
Daru pulled that face and sighed causing Nico to laugh a little harder. Lukako and Moeka stared at the board in total confusion, while Kurisu gave Faris a high-five. Suzuha unfortunately, not there but that was probably for the best. After all, her absence meant there was no awful future to avoid. Nico glanced over at Daru, who was watching his friends with exasperated fondness.
Leaning back in his chair Nico contemplated this turn of events. Daru, as funny as he was, had faded into obscurity for most of the game. So, he wondered, was this his Daru ending? Was he just going to chill with Daru forever? Play wing-man to make sure Daru met Suzuha's mom? After everything that had happened through his play through he would gladly take this happy ending.
Movement caught his attention, bringing him back to reality. Daru, fed up with Okabe's poor strategy, took his spot across from Faris to "show him how it's done".
Nico chuckled softly as he watched the friends interact. It was nice to see a no strings attached happy ending for once in this game. Nico downed the rest of his coffee before walking over to the group, humming the game's ending theme under his breath.