Disclaimer:
*The Slayer walks up to GirChic's house of rubber piggies and rings the doorbell. The doorbell sings a song to the tune of Deck the Halls*
Doorbell: We don't own Invader Zi-immmm, Falalalalaaaaaaaaa la la la laaaaaa
Of course we wi-ish that we di-id, Falalalalaaaaaaaaa la la la laaaaaaa
Hope you en-joy thiiiiiiiiiisssssss story, Falala, falala, fa la la
Then I hope that you review it, Falalalalaaaaaaaaaaa la la la laa
(Get the message?)
GirChic: I only own Taz and her home planet, Nex.
GIR'S NEW PROGRAM
Chapter 1
The Chip
Gir jumped onto the couch with a chocolate bubble-gum brain freezy in his hand, getting ready for the Scary Monkey Show. Then Zim walked into the room.
'Gir, I want you to look after the house. I'm going to . . . . . .' Zim shuddered for a moment. 'Skool.'
'Okaaaaaaay,' said Gir, tilting his head to the right.
After Zim had left, (and after the Scary Monkey Show had finished), Gir hopped onto the floor and went to get a rubber piggy. When he couldn't find one, his eyes welled up with tears and her dropped onto the floor, kicking out with his arms and legs.
Zim stepped inside. He could hear loud high-pitched noises coming from the living room, and so he walked over towards the sounds. Then he saw Gir rolling around the floor, wailing about rubber piggies. Zim sighed and reached into his pod backpack. He pulled out a rubber piggy and tossed it to Gir.
'PIGGY!' screamed Gir in delight. He grabbed the piggy and disappeared down into Zim's lab.
When he came back up, the top of his head wasn't sitting flat.
'Gir, what have you been doing in my lab?' asked Zim suspiciously.
Gir guiltily reached up and opened his head. Hundreds of rubber piggies flew out, hitting Zim, and breaking some things that happened to be in the living room.
'Gir, I've told you before not to go messing around in my lab and I've told you not to go using the equipment and machines in there for your own childish pleasure!' Zim yelled angrily, but Gir had already begun to roll around amongst the mountain of rubber piggies.
'YAY!' Gir squealed excitedly. He hadn't listened to a word that Zim had just said.
Zim just sighed and took the elevator to his lab to think up some new ways about how to take over Earth.
Night soon came and Gir decided that he wanted another chocolate bubble-gum brain freezy, so he slipped into his green dog suit and went to find some money. After he'd gathered up a small amount of money, he headed towards the store. But before he could get there, a pale purple-blue coloured hand reached out from behind some bushes and gripped Gir by the collar. He was pulled back by a girl who had startling gold and silver eyes, and who had purple-blue skin. She wore a short, gold skirt and a silver, sleeveless top which had a large, gold collar.
'Shhhhh, Gir. Do not be afraid of me. I know who you are,' the girl whispered soothingly in a smooth, cool voice.
'Hellooooooo,' Gir said, tilting his head. 'I'm Gir! What's yoouuuuuuuuu're name?'
'My name is Taz,' the girl answered. She had a slight accent that sounded like a Russian human's accent.
'I do not come from Earth, I do not come from Irk, but I come from a planet called Nex,' she continued.
'Okaaaaaay,' said Gir.
'I'm going to take you to my house for a little while, okay?' said Taz.
'But I want a brain freezy!' cried Gir, his eyes welling up with tears once again.
'Shh, shh, shhhhh. I'll buy you one on the way then,' said Taz reassuringly as she picked Gir up in her slender, gentle arms.
She carried Gir to the store and bought him his favourite drink, a brain freezy. She handed it to the little robot, paid the money, and took Gir to her house.
When they were there, Taz sat Gir on her couch in front of the TV and went into the kitchen for a little while. After she'd left the room, Gir picked up the remote control and turned the TV on. He flicked the channels until he saw the Scary Monkey Show, then he dropped the controls. They landed on the carpet.
Taz soon returned and she stood in the doorway for a few moments.
'Come on, honey. I want to take you down to my lab,' she said to Gir. She picked Gir up again and carried him over to an elevator which took them down to a purple-walled laboratory.
'I've got something very special which I made just for you,' said Taz, smiling down at Gir.
She sat Gir on top of a glass table, and picked up a box containing a screwdriver, some other tools, and another box, only smaller. It had a tiny padlock on the front of it, and it opened when Taz inserted a small jewel-covered key into it. Then Taz pulled out something that was very thin and flat, in the shape of a square.
'This is a special chip,' Taz explained to Gir. 'It will install a new kind of program inside you, to add to the programs that you already have.'
'I like chippies. They're yummy!' squealed Gir as he reached out for the chip.
'No, no, Gir. It's a different kind of chip. Not one that you can eat,' Taz said patiently, moving the computer chip out of Gir's reach.
'Awwwwww,' said Gir, his eyes drooping.
Taz then turned Gir's systems off, and his robotic eyes went dark. Taz took the screwdriver and opened up a panel in Gir's back.
'Ummmmmm . . . . . .' Taz raised her eyebrows at what she saw inside Gir.
She reached inside and had to pull out a cupcake, the contents of a taco, and the straw from a brain freezy, before she could do what she wanted to do. Taz delicately picked up the chip which she had made for Gir, and carefully lowered it into his back. When it was in place, Taz attached some wires to it and closed the panel in Gir's back. Then she put her tool box away and turned Gir's systems back on. His eyes immediately lit up to their normal bright blue colour.
'How do you feel, Gir?' asked Taz.
'I feel . . . . . . like rolling around!' the little robot replied. 'I'm gonna roll around on this . . . thingy now, 'kay?'
Taz sighed. 'Okay, Gir. You may roll around on the table now.'
I guess I'll have to wait a little while before the new program starts to take effect, Taz thought in disappointment. She sighed again.
To be continued . . . . . . . .
GirChic: Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Next chapter isn't coming on until I get AT LEAST 3 Reviews. *Squeezes her rubber piggy* See my piggy?! :D
*The Slayer walks up to GirChic's house of rubber piggies and rings the doorbell. The doorbell sings a song to the tune of Deck the Halls*
Doorbell: We don't own Invader Zi-immmm, Falalalalaaaaaaaaa la la la laaaaaa
Of course we wi-ish that we di-id, Falalalalaaaaaaaaa la la la laaaaaaa
Hope you en-joy thiiiiiiiiiisssssss story, Falala, falala, fa la la
Then I hope that you review it, Falalalalaaaaaaaaaaa la la la laa
(Get the message?)
GirChic: I only own Taz and her home planet, Nex.
GIR'S NEW PROGRAM
Chapter 1
The Chip
Gir jumped onto the couch with a chocolate bubble-gum brain freezy in his hand, getting ready for the Scary Monkey Show. Then Zim walked into the room.
'Gir, I want you to look after the house. I'm going to . . . . . .' Zim shuddered for a moment. 'Skool.'
'Okaaaaaaay,' said Gir, tilting his head to the right.
After Zim had left, (and after the Scary Monkey Show had finished), Gir hopped onto the floor and went to get a rubber piggy. When he couldn't find one, his eyes welled up with tears and her dropped onto the floor, kicking out with his arms and legs.
Zim stepped inside. He could hear loud high-pitched noises coming from the living room, and so he walked over towards the sounds. Then he saw Gir rolling around the floor, wailing about rubber piggies. Zim sighed and reached into his pod backpack. He pulled out a rubber piggy and tossed it to Gir.
'PIGGY!' screamed Gir in delight. He grabbed the piggy and disappeared down into Zim's lab.
When he came back up, the top of his head wasn't sitting flat.
'Gir, what have you been doing in my lab?' asked Zim suspiciously.
Gir guiltily reached up and opened his head. Hundreds of rubber piggies flew out, hitting Zim, and breaking some things that happened to be in the living room.
'Gir, I've told you before not to go messing around in my lab and I've told you not to go using the equipment and machines in there for your own childish pleasure!' Zim yelled angrily, but Gir had already begun to roll around amongst the mountain of rubber piggies.
'YAY!' Gir squealed excitedly. He hadn't listened to a word that Zim had just said.
Zim just sighed and took the elevator to his lab to think up some new ways about how to take over Earth.
Night soon came and Gir decided that he wanted another chocolate bubble-gum brain freezy, so he slipped into his green dog suit and went to find some money. After he'd gathered up a small amount of money, he headed towards the store. But before he could get there, a pale purple-blue coloured hand reached out from behind some bushes and gripped Gir by the collar. He was pulled back by a girl who had startling gold and silver eyes, and who had purple-blue skin. She wore a short, gold skirt and a silver, sleeveless top which had a large, gold collar.
'Shhhhh, Gir. Do not be afraid of me. I know who you are,' the girl whispered soothingly in a smooth, cool voice.
'Hellooooooo,' Gir said, tilting his head. 'I'm Gir! What's yoouuuuuuuuu're name?'
'My name is Taz,' the girl answered. She had a slight accent that sounded like a Russian human's accent.
'I do not come from Earth, I do not come from Irk, but I come from a planet called Nex,' she continued.
'Okaaaaaay,' said Gir.
'I'm going to take you to my house for a little while, okay?' said Taz.
'But I want a brain freezy!' cried Gir, his eyes welling up with tears once again.
'Shh, shh, shhhhh. I'll buy you one on the way then,' said Taz reassuringly as she picked Gir up in her slender, gentle arms.
She carried Gir to the store and bought him his favourite drink, a brain freezy. She handed it to the little robot, paid the money, and took Gir to her house.
When they were there, Taz sat Gir on her couch in front of the TV and went into the kitchen for a little while. After she'd left the room, Gir picked up the remote control and turned the TV on. He flicked the channels until he saw the Scary Monkey Show, then he dropped the controls. They landed on the carpet.
Taz soon returned and she stood in the doorway for a few moments.
'Come on, honey. I want to take you down to my lab,' she said to Gir. She picked Gir up again and carried him over to an elevator which took them down to a purple-walled laboratory.
'I've got something very special which I made just for you,' said Taz, smiling down at Gir.
She sat Gir on top of a glass table, and picked up a box containing a screwdriver, some other tools, and another box, only smaller. It had a tiny padlock on the front of it, and it opened when Taz inserted a small jewel-covered key into it. Then Taz pulled out something that was very thin and flat, in the shape of a square.
'This is a special chip,' Taz explained to Gir. 'It will install a new kind of program inside you, to add to the programs that you already have.'
'I like chippies. They're yummy!' squealed Gir as he reached out for the chip.
'No, no, Gir. It's a different kind of chip. Not one that you can eat,' Taz said patiently, moving the computer chip out of Gir's reach.
'Awwwwww,' said Gir, his eyes drooping.
Taz then turned Gir's systems off, and his robotic eyes went dark. Taz took the screwdriver and opened up a panel in Gir's back.
'Ummmmmm . . . . . .' Taz raised her eyebrows at what she saw inside Gir.
She reached inside and had to pull out a cupcake, the contents of a taco, and the straw from a brain freezy, before she could do what she wanted to do. Taz delicately picked up the chip which she had made for Gir, and carefully lowered it into his back. When it was in place, Taz attached some wires to it and closed the panel in Gir's back. Then she put her tool box away and turned Gir's systems back on. His eyes immediately lit up to their normal bright blue colour.
'How do you feel, Gir?' asked Taz.
'I feel . . . . . . like rolling around!' the little robot replied. 'I'm gonna roll around on this . . . thingy now, 'kay?'
Taz sighed. 'Okay, Gir. You may roll around on the table now.'
I guess I'll have to wait a little while before the new program starts to take effect, Taz thought in disappointment. She sighed again.
To be continued . . . . . . . .
GirChic: Okaaaaaaaaaaay. Next chapter isn't coming on until I get AT LEAST 3 Reviews. *Squeezes her rubber piggy* See my piggy?! :D