As Pinkie Pie tilted her head and looked at the bloody corpse of Rainbow Dash and despite the blood their was not a lot of damage done really and a very sick idea hit her "Hmmm the pink pony mused now if i stuff Dashie"s corpse that way she will be with me forever "Pinkie said to herself with an evil laugh and when my other Friends numbers come up i will do that to them too that way they can party with me for ever but first i need to serve these cupcakes i think they will find the taste very interesting "Pinkie said with another evil laugh ...End
Cartman"s small brown beady eyes read the fanfiction yet again for the 4th time that day and he watched the gory video on You Tube like 100 times and he spent hours on the site FanFiction Net looking for every version of Cupcakes he could find not that he was a My little Pony fan infarct far from it he thought the show was stupid and gay who had ever heard of pastel colored talking ponies only Kenny's dumb sister liked that show but the Creepypasta story Cupcakes fascinated him he watched everything on you tube read all the fanfictions and seen all the fan art it was like a sick obsession now but he kept it to himself as the others would say he was sick and discusting d but Cartman wondered if this story could possibly be done in real life make a human being into cupcakes and also he knew the perfect victim
Cartman always hated Kyle and bullied the poor boy non stop but would he have the guts to kill the boy Kyle could be very crule too as he always picked on Cartman about being fat at unhealthy saying he would be dead by the time he was 20 but Cartman really had asked for it but he hated Kyle since day one really
Kyle was a very clever boy a perfect straight A+ student and head of their year and a bit of a teacher"s pet really a Golden boy and next to Kenny one of the best looking boys in the school Kyle was tall slender creamy white skin bright green eyes and fiery red curls that drove the girls mad Cartman was jealous of him plus Kyle"s family were better off than Cartman"s so Kyle had better things and also Kyle was Jewish and Cartman hated the Jews he was a Nazi sympathizer he tried so many times to get rid of Kyle in the past even trying to start a second Holocaust but thankfully it backfired and Cartman got grounded for a month much to Kyle"s delight and to make things worse Kyle was picked to be their towns County fair king and got the VIP treatment for a year a title that Cartman so wanted for himself so now Cartman really wanted to get evens with Kyle even see the boy gone for good so this would be the perfect opportunity to do so Cartman felt
"Oh yes Pinkie pie has the right idea getting rid of those annoying ponies that did wrong to her and that Rainbow Dash deserved everything she got she never cared about Pinkie or her parties laughed in her face just like Kyle does and also like Kyle Rainbow Dash never invited Pinkie to her party just like when Kyle did not invite me to his Birthday at Casa Bonito i haven't forgot that and he is not inviting me to his Bar Mitzvah too and he is having a privet funfair how dare he i always invite Kyle to my parties ..Oh yes just like Pinkie pie it is payback time i will make Kyle regret the day he was born he will be sorry he was nasty to me "Caertman thought with an evil grin as he reread Cupcakes on the fanfiction site yet again for like the umpteenth time that day taking in every gory detale of this gory horrifying story
Elsewhere Kyle was round at his super best friend"s house Stan who he had been friends with since preschool and as it was a Friday night that meant no school the next day so they could hang out and also meant sleepover time and staying up late watching TV something they had done for many years now but sadly tonight their were a friend short Kenny as he sometimes came to the sleepovers the blond boy was helping his dad at the scrapyard but no doubt they would see him at some point tomorrow as that happened sometime so it was no big deal really and Kenny didn't mind missing out on the sleepover meant he would have some money in his pocket for next day
"These shows are all reruns wonder when their bringing out new episodes if they are still doing new episodes that is "Said Stan with a sigh as he glanced at the TV watching Terrance and Philip
"Yeah far as i know they are but they wont be on till later in the year mid September or early October beginning of Fall i would imagine but these episodes are funny you never really tire of Terrance and Philip and their are so many you forget about some "Said Kyle with a laugh as he watched the 2 Canadian men on tv the blond man called Philip complained he had something trapped in his ass and wanted his friend to have a look in which he did and the blond farted on him making Stan and Kyle both laugh loudly
The show did not make much sense really all it was really was 2 men in comedy sketches telling jokes and farting but it was very popular among the boys and everyone watched it and Stan and Kyle loved the show
"Oh i remember that one OMG it is a classic "Said Stan howling with laughter
"Yeah i know and wait Terrance does the same also he gets Philip to hold his finger then he farts "Laughed Kyle as he ate some more popcorn
As the boys sat watching their show and laughing suddenly Kyle's Cell phone rang and he looked at his screen for a name but it said ..No Name
"Who is it Kyle Kenny maybe ..? Asked Stan
"No i have Kenny's name in the phone book so it would say Kenny calling dunno who this is no name but i will take it "Said Kyle gently shhing Stan as tpped his screen and put the phone to his ear
"Hello Kyle speaking who is calling " Said Kyle in his best phone voice
"Helloo Kyle i knew it was you "Drolled Cartman
"Cartman what the hell do you want and how the fuck did you get my number "Snapped Kyle going into a bad mood
"Er you gave me it last week when we were kinda friends "Cartman said making Kyle think back
"Shit yeah i do but anyway what the hell do you want make it quick im busy "Kyle said trying to keep his temper
"Okay then don"t loose it but Listen i want you to come over to mine tomorrow we can well hang out i guess Cartman said
"Hang out why would i wanna hang out with the likes of you im not your friend i hate you "Kyle said coldly
"Whats up Kyle "..? Asked Stan seeing Kyle on the verge of loosing his temper
"Cartman he wants to hang out with me tomorrow is he fucking crazy or what "Said Kyle putting his hand over his phone so Cartman would not hear but he did
"If you spend time with Stan and Kinny you can spend time with me too you know "Cartman began
"Newsflash asshole Stan and Kenny are my friends your not so go fuck yourself fat asshole " Yelled Kyle before hanging up
"Wow was all Stan said a little lost for words
"Fuck i honestly do not believe that guy if he was the only other person left on this planet apart from me their would be no way i would hang out with him hes so dumb he cant even see i hate him urgh " Yelled Kyle running a hand through his hair and making Stan laugh a bit
"Glad you find it amusing its not fucking funny honestly that guy hes...hes ..fuck forget it i dunno "Sighed Kyle
"Look chill dude its Friday night so relax forget about Cartman okay "Said Stan patting his friend on the arm as the phone rang again nand like last time no name so it was bound to be Cartman
"I do not believe the nerve of that guy cant he take a telling i want nothing to do with him "said Kyle about to loose it again
"Look just see what he wants then he might leave you alone and you can always say no "Said Stan as Kyle sighed
"Okay i guess but he is only getting 2 minutes and it better be good "Kyle said answering the phone
"Okay cartman make it quick and do not wast my time okay " Said Kyle sighing again and trying to hide his frustration
"Glad you would speak to me Kyle but nothing to worry about just wondered if you would like to come to my house ..erm say tomorrow mom is out and we will have the place to our self's we could well chill and that "Cartman said
"And why would i wanna go to your place i have better things to do your house is the last place i would go to even if their was a huge storm coming i would rather face that storm than go to your house so no forget it fatass" said Kyle
"That hurt Kyle but i would make it worth your while "Said Cartman
"Yeah and what have you got that i would passably want tell me that "Kyle said starting to loose his temper again
"Oh you will see i its ..well lets just say its a surprise and don"t tell the others especially Gay boy who i take it is with you just now "Said Cartman shocking Kyle a bit wondering how he knew he was with Stan
"But i will see you tomorrow about lunchtime then we will have fun together "Cartman said before hanging up leaving Kyle stunned
"Whats wrong dude..? Asked Stan
"Cartman ..he has invited me over to his house tomorrow to hang out i don"t believe that guy what the fuck does he want .? Kyle asked
"To come to your Bar Mitzvah as he knows it will be a huge party and nearly everyone is going and hes determinant not to be left out that"s what i can think off but are you gonna go to his house then . .? Asked Stan
"Dunno if he really wants to come he has to be super nice to me so it might have its uses i could make him my slave for a few weeks "Said Kyle with a laugh
"Oh your evil but i like you "Stan said with a laugh as he placed an arm around Kyle's shoulder and his head against the redhead and both boys laughed before going back to watching their tv show
Well that"s that chpt done next one soon