I can stargaze
Free from enemies that burn and raze
'Cause the reapers are dead
And all their servants shot themselves in the head
One hero drove a mako through a relay into history
She showered with her bra on and her dancing was a mystery
Who is this hero we adore?
This Spectre made the hardest decisions
And she did my heart's Loyalty Mission
She was hope in the flesh, she was vengeance unfettered
These are the tales that we tell of The Shepard
Cloaked, Widow loaded
Cerberus heads exploded
With her Adrenaline Rushin'
She burned their barriers and gave them Concussions
She was a talented biotic, Chargin', Singin', and Warpin'
She hung out in the lab, enjoying patter songs with Mordin
When evil came she'd Overload its shields
The Shepard made the hardest decisions
And she did my heart's Loyalty Mission
She was hope in the flesh, she was vengeance unfettered
These are the tales that we tell of The Shepard
She killed pirates and scum
On her way to real problems
Standing over dead gods
Was how she defined "just doing my job"
Kicking ass and taking names and also many lovers
She slept in her underwear on top of the covers
They could not put her name on The Wall
The Shepard made the hardest decisions
And she did my heart's Loyalty Mission
She was hope in the flesh! She was vengeance unfettered!
These are the tales that we tell of The Shepard!
Hope in the flesh! Vengeance unfettered!
Across the galaxy we sing the song of The Shepard!
When I started this I was just going to write an extra verse to Miracle of Sound's "Commander Shepard," but I ended up making it a whole song of its own. It still mostly fits the tune, so if you haven't heard it, go find Miracle of Sound's "Commander Shepard" on YouTube and listen to it. Then buy it, because it's awesome. Then come back and reread this.