The Simpson's: Bart in trouble Part 1
Homer and Marge are in bed when the children are asleep and everything is peaceful, and then some.
Homer: Marge it has been a while since we have had a good time. Marge laughs and pats Homer on the head and turns away from him. Homer looks confused.
Homer: Don't you think I am romantic?
Marge: Yes homer, but you smell, don't take showers, never brush your teeth, I practically baby-sit you.
Homer: Love me Marge, Love me. Behind the door Bart and Lisa were spying.
Bart: Don't worry Lisa I do this all the time.
Lisa: That is because all what you do is get in trouble
Bart: Your paranoid, if you want to leave go, I mean wipe your butt on the way, kitten.
Bart: stupid Lisa, stupid rules. The next day at school…
Seymour Skinners (the principal): Bart your negligence has cost me more money then ever your parents should get involved and they will as well.
Bart: Fine call my father.
Seymour Skinners: No I think your hot mother would love to hear about this.
Bart: No, it wasn't that bad.
Seymour Skinners: Your expelled, the graffiti, Millhouse is on fire…
Millhouse: We are still friends right Bart?
Bart: Always! Millhouse who was outside the window while Bart and Seymour were inside his office finally fell down after being engulfed in desperate flames.
Seymour Skinner: I will let you tell your mom! That night at dinner….
Lisa: Bart has something to tell you mom.
Bart: No I don't. Bart threw mashed potatoes at Lisa and she ran away crying and screaming. Maggie frowned.
Marge: How was your day Homer?
Homer: Find considering that a woman in my job is crushing on me.
Bart: How old is she, over 70?
Homer: Why you little! Homer started chocking Bart and Bart's eyeballs nearly popped out of his head, suddenly he began to turn different shades of blues and purples and white! Marge stepped in and pushed Homer away.
Marge: I think you look cute Homer.
Homer: I will finish my dinner in front of the t.v!
Marge: Bart I have a meeting with your teacher tonight,
Bart: (gasp)! T.B.C
Disclaimer- I own none of the characters that appear in these stories.
Next up: Bart and Marge go to the school where Bart tells a series of lies.