Author's Note: Yo! This is not my own story, I repeat this is NOT MY story. I'm helping a friend of mine to post it on here since she/he doesn't have an account. Have fun reading!

Disclaimer: J. Apple Bee doesn't own Alice In Wonderland nor does she own the characters in it.

Chesire's entertainment (Ch 1)

Cheshire layed sprawled on the tree branch lazily,he had nothing to do. He was a lonely cat because of his features. He looked totally human except of his cat ears and tail and his friends thought he was weird so they left him alone to sulk.

Then, he saw a pretty blond haired girl wearing a light blue dress and apron, coming down the path. She seemed lost because she looked confused. 'Now here's my chance ', thought the Cheshire Cat.

He appeared silently behind the girl and tapped her shoulder. The girl looked over her shoulder,but no one was there. She turned her head back and saw a man with cat ears and a tail floating in front of her. "I'm the Cheshire Cat ," he said, turning his head around and around a few more times before getting back to its correct place."How'bout you?" "I'm Alice," the girl said with a frightened look on her face. The Cheshire Cat smiled amusingly,seeming to enjoy Alice's frightened look as his entertainment. "Are you lost?" Cheshire asked, disappearing from Alice's sight. She spun around and found the Cheshire Cat behind her. She looked surprised and nodded her head.

A mischievous glint glimmered in the Cheshire Cat's eyes, he seemed to be planning where to appear next. Then, he vanished again. Alice looked left and right, in front and behind, but still couldn't see the Cheshire Cat. "You'll meet the Mad Hatter if you go left," said a voice underneath her. Alice looked down, and saw the Cheshire Cat lying between her legs. She shrieked and jumped aside. The Cheshire Cat grinned widely, enjoying to toy with this girl. "That way is to the March Hare's," he said pointing to the right. Then he disappeared once more. 'Where could this crazy perverted cat go?' Alice wondered and checked underneath her. Not there. She lifted her head up and found a pair of seductive purple eyes looking at her, which made her jump a little. She and the Cheshire Cat were so close that their noses could almost touch. "I think you should thank me for telling you the way," he whispered sweetly. "Of course not! I wouldn't want to be with a bunch of mad people," Alice snapped. "I'LL decide how you thank me," said the Cheshire Cat with a devilish grin.

Alice tried to pull back but his arm was already around her waist. He lifted her chin up with his other hand and brushed her lips with his thumb. Alice blushed instantly, thinking of what will happen next. The Cheshire Cat leaned closer and Alice closed her eyes. Just when their lips were just about to touch, the Cheshire Cat pulled back, roaring with laughter. Suddenly , they heard shouts from behind. "Off with her head head! Alice!" "Uh-oh, its the Red Queen," the Cheshire Cat muttered. "You must go now Alice, or the Red Queen will kill you." But Alice just stared at him, seeming to question him about the "thingy" they almost did. Cheshire Cat shrugged and whispered in her ear, " I might be a playboy, but you are the only one that my heart fluter, but I don't know why. We'll meet again, my love. He shoved her along the path and Alice ran. The Cheshire Cat turned back and put on a fake smile. "Do you know where Alice, a little girl went?" Asked a card soldier. "That way," said the Cheshire Cat, pointing to the opposite direction to where Alice Queen showed a sastified smile and strode off with her card soldiers.

"I wonder how Alice is doing at the Mad Hatter's place?" Cheshire Cat murmured to himself before "transporting" back on the tree branch.

Alice: My love?! Stop teasing me, you horny cat!

Cheshire Cat: Aww, you totally broke my heart.

Alice: Don't be sad Chesh. (Ruffles his hair)

Cheshire Cat: Purr~

Author's note: Chapter two will be posted in a few more days, anyway, hope you enjoyed the story above! Please review in order to help me keep writing!