A/N: This was really fun to write, but Im sorry about any grammer mistakes. I suck at it.
WARNING: Contains slash, femslash, mild language, and lots of randomness.

Disclaimer: I dont own PJO (wish I did)

1. Cage- Luke had always known that they were crazy, but he wasn't exactly sure how crazy until he and Percy had found themselves locked in the cage in Annabeth's basement. I mean, they had only replaced all Thalia's music with the craptasticalness of Disney and making Anna's room look like Barbie and Justin Beaver had a kid, no harm done, right? Well according to the girls, it was worth being locked in a cage for god-knows-how-long. "You know," Percy started, "this isn't so bad. I mean we're here, alone…" and that was all Luke needed. The next morning, Annabeth decided that locking Percy and Luke in a cage, should never be done. Ever.

2. South- Percy could not read a map to save his life, no matter how hard you tried, he always managed to read it wrong. So that's how the pair found themselves in the middle of Ohio with no signal and not a living thing in sight. It was when Luke took the map from Percy's hands that the past 6 hours in the car finally got to him. The map had said go north, well apparently Percy thought the 'S' on the map stood for north (Which Luke found very amusing; until he found that Percy had also went waaaay past their exist, that is.) and had gone the wrong way…again. But when the car wouldn't start is when he finally cracked. "This is all your fault!" he yelled at the raven haired male, "If you had just listened to me and followed the directions we would be at Thailas' by now!"But the smaller man just rolled his eyes and pulled the blonde into a kiss. "You know for a fact that I cant read a map to save my life. And, besides, I thought 'S' meant north. I mean, what the hell? It totally stands for west."

3. Future- Luke had always been fascinated with the future; better cars, better video games, and the fact that you really didn't know what the hell was going to happen next. But Percy always hated the future. The future meant time passing, and time passing means death, and death means no more Luke, and no more Luke leads to a very sad Percy. And no matter how many times Percy had told this to Luke, the blonde always just laughed and pulled him closer, whispering that he would never leave him. And, Percy was okay for that.

4. Theater- The theater was always fun, unless you were dragged to see a movie about sparkling vampires that had mental issues by 3 annoying girls. And that's what Percy found himself doing on a Friday night, which he would have liked to spend with his boyfriend. "Honestly Selena, couldn't you have taken Charlie instead?" "Nope." she said popping the 'P' and skipping toward the theater. As he sat down in his set in between Thalia and Annabeth, trying to hid his face, his phone buzzed in his pocket. It was a text from Luke. He smiled and opened it up, Hope teh gurlz dnt kill u! 3 Luke. Suddenly, the movie didn't seem so bad.

5. Stuff- Thalia loved stuff. It could be the stuff you find under the car seat or the stuff you buy at the cheesy gift shops on vacation; but now it was the stuff that she found cleaning her roommates room. She and Luke had been friends since, well forever (along with Annabeth as well.). She had started to notice that he was starting to spend less time with her and more doing whatever it was that he did. She didn't mind if it was a girlfriend or other friends, she just thought it would be nice to know. So when she came across the little box shoved in the back of his closet, she felt the need to open it. Most of it was just old junk that had been stuffed in over the years, but one photo caught her eye. It was of Luke and some other guy…kissing. "Thalia? What are you doing in my room?"

6. Hobby- Selena had a hobby just like everybody else. Sure hers wasn't collecting stamps or playing video games, nope, It was spying on her dear friend, Percy. He had a much more interesting life than she did, that's for sure. So, she found herself sitting on a park bench about 30 yards form where Percy was making out with a hot blonde. It wasn't till Percy was pushed up against a nearby tree that she got a good look at mystery girls face. Turns out that it was a guy. Her eyes grew wide with shock, "Holy shit!" and her cover was blown. "Selena? Were you spying on me?"

7. Remove- Luke hated the word. He hated it ever since he was 9 years old, when he was removed form his mothers care because the state had deemed her an unfit parent because of her mental health. He hated it since Thalia had been ripped from his life when he was 14. He hated it since his father had taken him from his foster parents, Bill and Mindy, when he was 16. And he had grown to hate it even more since he met Percy. That boy was so sweet, and that made it that much harder to do what he had to do. So as he climbed up the fire escape that led up to Percy's window, he made sure he was ready for this. "Luke! What are you doing here?" Right then and their he knew that removing Percy from his life, would be impossible. "Just coming to see you." and with that, he pulled his boyfriend in to a kiss.

8. Top- He was always on top. At camp he had had the top bunk, his room was on the top floor. Hell, he was on top when he was in a basement. But, he had made an exception, ONE exception. It was Luke. Luke always toped him, in school, sports, and in bed. But, it was probably the fact that the blond had the puppy-dog-eye thing down. No matter what the situation, he always had to obey them. Yes, even when he wanted to see that god awful Justin Bieber concert just to throw a water bottle at the guy.

9. Help- Asking for help wasn't something Annabeth did often. But, she needed help this time, and going to Thalia or Selena on this was out of the question, because when you have a crush on one and the other is just too romantic to ask anything of, you have to find another option. So now she was walking over to her best guy-friends house to ask him what the hell to do. She knew that Luke had no experience with something like this, but sometimes, behind that mass of brick he called a brain, he could give some damn good advice if he wanted to. As she walked up the stairs to his apartment, she had this weird feeling in the pit of her stomach, like she was about to find out something big, but she just pushed it aside and focused on herself for once. Annabeth pulled out her key and opened up the door. What she saw was not what she was expecting. It was Luke and some guy making out on the couch. She dropped her keys with a 'CLANG' and gasped. "A-Annabeth? What are you doing here?" He had the dear-in-the-headlights look and still had a hand up mystery guys shirt. Maybe Luke could help her more than she thought.

10. Divide- They were divided. Boys against girls. Adrenalin high against PMS, and all that separated them was a black line and a row of red, rubber balls. Luke glanced over at Percy and Beckendorf, the only remaining members of his team, and then over at the girls. Strange how it ended up like this. Thalia looked Percy in the eye and he glared right back. The coach raised his whistle to his lips and blew. It was on. Beckendorf and Selena were out not 2 minutes into the game, and Luke an Annabeth not long after. Percy and Thalia each had a ball and looked ready to kill, the gym had gone silent in anticipation; it was a well known fact that they were the best athletes in all of Goode High. Time seemed to slow to a crawl as the balls were thrown not a second sooner than the other. Thalia successfully dogged, but Percy, was not so lucky. The sickening sound of rubber against skin echoed through the silent gym. Thalia grinned in triumph as the gym erupted into a mixture of cheers and boo's form both teams, until they noticed that Percy was bleeding. "Percy! Are you ok?" asked Luke, his ever protective boyfriend. "Yeah," he started, still holding his cheek. "just kind of surprised. I didn't know that you could throw that hard, Thals."

A/N: I love doing things like this. They have no point and dont have to stick to cannon. I would love to hear which one was your fav, so comment please! :D