Yoshi and the cookie
Hey guys! I am writing two other stories at the moment but while I'm away from my main computer, have writer's block or if I am waiting for somethin', I will write on this story. So without further ado, here is Yoshi and the cookie.
One beautiful day at the castle, Yoshi woke up very hungry. He went to the kitchen to see if Peach had made breakfast yet. "PEACH, I'm HUNGRY!" He yelled, but Peach wasn't there. He searched all over the castle but he couldn't find anybody…well, he found Wario and Waluigi breaking into the vaults…and Kamek torturing Toadsworth…and Daisy cooking some breakfast in the other kitchen. But he couldn't find anyone to make him breakfast! I wonder where they all went. Eventually, he got tired and decided just to snack on anything he found in the kitchen.
First, he ate one pear. Next, he ate one pear and two apples. Then he ate one pear, two apples and three grapes. THEN he ate one pear, two apples, three grapes and four pop tarts. Finally, he ate one pear, two apples, three grapes, four pop tarts and five pieces of cake. He wasn't full yet though. He was really fat now and lying on the kitchen floor. He had just finished eating a talking mushroom begging for mercy but Yoshi was hungry and couldn't hear it. He was about to get up and take a nap when he saw the most beautiful sight ever: a cookie, only a few feet away. He reached for it with his fat arms but couldn't get to it because his arms were so stubby. So he tried reaching with his legs, but that didn't work either. He kicked off his shoe, hoping that it would knock the cookie closer to him, but instead, it hit Peach, who had just walked into the room, and knocked her out. Then he kicked his other shoe, but it bounced off a pot hanging on the rack and hit Kamek, who had just walked into the room, knocking him out and freeing Toadsworth. Yoshi was stumped; it wasn't like he had a tongue that could stretch farther than normal tongues could and he could just use that tongue to teach the cookie and put it in his mouth. Oh wait, he does have a tongue that could stretch farther than normal tongues could and is able to be used to get the cookie and put it into his mouth! He stuck out his tongue. Because he was chubby, his tongue was moving slower than it should. He was almost to the cookie. He could practically taste the chocolate chips on his tongue and the dough dancing in his mouth. He was so close!
"Ooh, a cookie!" Daisy said. She walked into the room, totally ignorant of the mega-sized Yoshi in front of her, and she grabbed the cookie, and ate it. Yoshi's jaw dropped. He has worked so hard for that cookie, but Daisy ate it. He was still staring in shock when he saw another beautiful sight: A slice of chocolate cake, only a few feet in front of him. . . . .