Okay, I know I have a lot on my plate, writing three stories already and now I'm writing a bunch of one-shots. I'm insane, I know, but hear me out! One-shots help my writer's block for the stories that I'm currently writing go away.

(I have weird imagination breaks after a day of writing a story, so I have to write something else to get my inspiration back.

Well, that's all I need to say! Now, on to this awesome one-shot!

Place of No Stars

People often wonder how the Place of No Stars came to be, or not. It depends on how curious every cat is.

Well, I'll tell you how the Place of No Stars came to be.

So, I bet you've heard of darkness and shadows, right? Well, the Place of No Stars are the shadows and darkness. I guess I sorta had my part of it, kinda. Not really. I just...

Yeah, I created the Place of No Stars. Geez, it's hard to not brag...

I created it when I went to Starclan after I died! How did I die, you ask? Well, my archenemy from Thunderclan attacked me! I guess that left a mark on me and I got all mad and stuff.

Well...that isn't the whole story. Here is some of the story...

"Uh, Darkshadow, why do you want to create this dark forest?"

"Some cats need to have some place to hang! Seriously, are you all stiff-necked holy Starclan warriors all the time?"

"You don't have permission, Darkshadow."

"What! Why?"

"A prophecy came to us. Evil will rise in the Place without any Stars. We can't risk doing anything or we might make the worst mistake of our lives."

"We're dead, Whitewind. We're dead."

And after that conversation, I got kinda rebellious and decided to create this awesome place anyways! Little did I know that I would become my safe-haven. Like seriously? Who becomes what they create? Wait..isn't there a saying 'You are what you eat'? Eh, whatever. Best mistake of my life!

Pretty soon, I got some company...but they were died when we decided to war against each other for fun. Then I got some new buddies!

This she-cat, Mapleshade, and a really annoying tom, Darkstripe. Oh, and Tigerstar and Brokenstar. They're the best! They went on this masquerade to destroy the clans, which was totally cool! This Leafpool she-cat somehow ended up in here. She spied on Brambleclaw...Bramblestar, Hawkfrost, and Tigerstar a while back. She quit visiting me, which stunk because I loved making her trip on roots that I moved so that she could trip.

Clueless cats!

So, like, I forgot to say that you know Star? The cat that gives all prophecies and stuff? Well, she visits me a lot and talks to me. She's super nice, even if I don't deserve it. I guess I can't talk to anyone else but someone that will never fade. Everyone that could talk to me immediately faded away. Like seriously, Starclan? I was just trying to make a friend!

Well, no one seems to know that Star exists too. I guess the Starclan cats sometimes wonder about how they get prophecies, but they trust them, so they don't ask any questions anymore. I wish they would because then they might visit me!

Upside to me being a group of trees, no one ever forgets me because I'm their home! So I'm everlasting...

Actually, wait...isn't that supposed to be bad? I am bored to death, like, half of the time anyways.

Well, I used to be Darkshadow, and I kinda wish I was still Darkshadow because I remember when I ran through the trees, not actually being the stupid trees. Well, at least I get to meet power-hungry lunatics all the time and that's amusing...except when they're asleep. That's, like, super boring.

So, I know that I've been rambling forever, but that is just who I am! An annoying group o' trees!

I CRACK MYSELF UP SO MUCH! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm an ANNOYING GROUP O' TREES! I love my stupid jokes!

Well, I'm a tree...so bye, people that are listening to a tree. You shall fade away now...

Uhh...I had too much coffee? I actually don't drink coffee, so that can't be an excuse...

Well, I really wanted to write a sequel of some sort of the Star one-shot, so here it is!

IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR A ONE-SHOT GIVE THEM TO ME PLEASE! I LOVE WRITING!

Seriously...why am I so crazy right now? Oh, wait...it's the ice cream sandwich I just ate... Can't believe I missed that!

Well, ~Caio

RandomWarrior