Lovecrusher: "Enjoy my story and please review!"
Rosetta: "Don't you have to do a disclamer?"
Lovecrusher "Oh yeah I do! Lem why don't you do it?"
Lem: "Do I have to?"
Lovecrusher "Yeps a doodle!"
Lem: (sigh) "Fine Lovecrusher does not own Naruto all the characters are owned by Masashi Kishimoto. However if she did Hidan would have killed Asuma and Shikamaru and he would not have died. There happy now my hyperactive creator?"
Lovecrusher "Very! Now onward my Amazonians to the story!"
(Rosetta Pov)
"Good bye dear!" said my ever happy mother. How she stays sane while taking care of my brother I will never know. Ok so your probably wondering who I am right? Right. Ok so the names Rosetta I have silver hair, I am 5 ft. 7, and I am 17. I love all animals and my bff is Lem. I am also a fangirl of the Akatsuki. Ok so back to the matter at hand. "Rose we'll be back eventually" said my awesome stepdad Tim. "Eventually! What do you fricking mean eventually?" "Rose dear calm down. We're going on a world trip so we might be gone for a while." my mother said. "Fine as long as I get to let Lem stay over" "She can stay,but nothing better break"Tim said. "Don't worry nothing will fricking break. So you can go kay. I said as I pushed them out the door. "Your account has 1 million dollars okay" said Tim. Oh how it pays to have millionaire parents. " Bye mom! Bye Tim!" Thus my day began.
Timeskip 3 hours later
"Lem get here soon okay!" " I will be there soon okay" she said. "Bye" "Bye" I said as I hung the phone. Well since Lem wont fucking be here for an hour I might as well take a walk.
Akatsuki Pov
The Akatsuki were in a box as cats. How they got there they have no idea. All was quiet until…"What the hell happened!" yelled Hidan. "Hidan shut up" said Kakuzu whom only wanted the Jashinest to be quiet. "It seems we have been turned into cats" said Pein. "Wow! We haven't (fucking) noticed!(un)". "Does anyone have any idea as to why we are cats?" Pein yelled. "Oh Tobi knows because Tobi's a good boy!" said Tobi "Well Tobi what happened?" Pein said "Well Tobi was trying out a new jutsu that Tobi learned, but Tobi messed up so we all get turned into cats and sent here!" "Tobi! You idiot un!" yelled Deidara while he tried to strangle the poor Tobi cat. "Silence! I hear something." Yelled Pein. Suddenly the cardboard box opened to reveal…
Lovecrusher: "Muahaha I will leave you with a cliffhanger!"
Rosetta: "You had coffee didn't you?"
Lovecrusher: "Maybe."
Rosetta: "No wonder you're hyper. Anyway review please Flames are excepted but not encouraged."
Lovecrusher: "Goodbye my lovelies till next time!"