"Wow, so where am I ?" Keitaro asked as he looked on into white nothingness.

"Oh your just in limbo. You died you know." Said a young girl. Keitaro looked at the girl. She looked young, with had purple hair, it was cut short so it only came down to her neck, and had a yellow bow in it. Her eyes were blue in color, and she was wearing a light blue dress.

"Oh limbo is that all" WAIT!!! I'm Dead!!!" Keitaro screeched.
"Yeah, being shot in the head five times does tend to cause death." The girl said.

"Ohh, yeah, now I remember." Keitaro said as he began to remember what happened.

He and Naru had been walking back to the Hinata sou after their classes. He had been really nervous since he was about to go ask Naru if she wanted to go out and see a movie with him. As they were walking he had been building up his nerve, constantly looking at and looking away from her.

'Whats up with him he seems so nervous, more nervous than usual.' Naru thought as she looked at him, he had stopped in his tracks while she had continued to walk.

"Uhhh...umm...Naru would you like to go out and see a movie with me sometime ?!!" Keitaro said loudly with his eyes closed.

"Keitaro what are you doing ?" Naru asked.

Looking at her Keitaro saw that she had continued to walk and was now standing in the middle of the walkway in the street, while he had stood rooted to the spot.

HONK HONK

A massive truck was honking it│fs horn, and it was headed directly for Naru!

"Oh no, NARU!!!" Keitaro yelled as he ran towards her.

"What ?" She asked.

Her eyes widened as she saw the truck coming at her. Suddenly she felt her self being pushed out of the way. As she looked at the person who was pushing her, she was shocked to see Keitaro pushing her out of the way.

WAAAAM!

Naru was shocked as she saw Keitaro lifted off of his feet and fly high into the sky higher than he had ever been sent before by either herself or Motoko. She sat on the sidewalk in silence, shocked that Keitaro was now gone, taken from he-them to protect her. All the adventures and all the times they had shared were now over gone forever. She just couldn't believe that the invincible ronin was gone now, it..it couldn't be true was what her mind kept telling her.

As she sat thinking the ronin that was now gone she began to hear a annoying sound, it just kept getting louder and louder, damn why couldn't that noise just shut up and let her have her grief in peace was what was going through her mind, when she looked up towards where the sound was coming from. It was coming from a small black dot.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

WHAM!!!!

Keitaro felt pain like he had never felt before, he had taken hits from Motoko, and Naru, and Koalla and Sarah's smacks and kicks, but none of them had felt like this. Pain was oozing from every part of his body. He could feel every nerve ending in his body and they were all on fire.

"Oh Kami, that hurt." Keitaro said as he proceeded to get up off the ground still alive due to his invincibility. As soon as he was up he proceeded to look around the area, and soon saw Naru down on the ground, a look of fear on her face.

"Oh yeah, Naru are you ok ?" Keitaro asked, worried that he might have hurt her as he pushed her out of the way. "I'm sorry if I hurt yo-" Keitaro was stopped mid sentence as Naru ran up and hugged him with all her strength.

There were tears falling down her face as she hugged him, for all she was worth. 'He's ok, oh thank god, he's ok.' The thought ran through her head as she hugged him. She hugged him for a full minute till she opened her eye's. She looked up into his face, taking in every detail, she then realized what she was doing and quickly let go and turned around, a huge red blush on her face. "D..don't get any idea's, it's just..."

However Naru's words were lost on the todai student as his mind had stopped registering any word or thing in the world the only thoughts going through his mind were 'She hugged me, Narusegawa hugged me, I can't believe she hugged me, this is one of the greatest days of my life.'

Unfortanately for Keitaro, a truck driver driving a truck, carrying a massive amount of gasoline and alcohol, turned and immediately tried to skid to stop. This however caused the truck to tip over onto its side and burst releasing all of the alcohol and gasoline, which splashed onto Keitaro, then unfortunately a smoker absently flicked his cigarette towards the spill of very flammable chemicals which immediately ignited.

As Keitaro stood there still in bliss from the hug he had received from Naru the flames traveled the length of the gas and soon enveloped Keitaro. Naru watched in horror as the flames enveloped him, and begin to burn off his skin, showing his muscles, and bones, turning him into a skinless husk. He did not seem to notice though, as he was still in bliss from Naru's hug, until finally Naru screamed. "KEITARO!!"

Hearing Naru's voice broke him out of his stupor, and caused his once blissful mind to start working again.

'Huh... what did Naru want, and what's that strange burning smell... and with this pain I'm feeling.' Keitaro thought, looking down at himself he saw that he was now on fire and that his skin was being burnt off of him. Seeing his skin being burnt off of him and feeling the pain, which was excruciating, Keitaro reacted very normally, he ran around as fast as he could, like a chicken with its head cut off. That however caused more of a problem, since as he ran, he ran into an ammunitions store, and unfortunately he happened to grab the first things he could lay his hands on, large, powerful grenades.

BOOOOOOM!!

The blast of the grenades blowing up, shattered the windows of the store, flinging Keitaros' flaming body out onto the ground, minus his arms. Noticing that his arms were missing Keitaro screamed even louder, and started failing his stumps around in a frantic gesture to relieve the pain. Unfortunately this caused a bystander to dredge up dangerous and unpleasant memories.

Naru could only watch as Keitaro was put through horror after painful horror, then to her utter terror a man screamed zombie again and again, and severed Keitaro's head from his body silencing his cries. The last look of terror etched on his face. "DAMNIT! I can't believe I died like that, me the invincible Keitaro." Keitaro whined, as he sank to his knees.

Two hours later, Keitaro was still crying, and the girl was getting fed up.

"Ugh look I know that dieing isn't easy but right now we've got things to do." She said.

"Like what ?" Keitaro snapped.

"Like getting you a second chance at life." The girl told him.

"Y... you mean I'll have a chance to be with Naru again, how?" Keitaro asked, a glimmer of hope showing on his face.

"Simple, with that machine over there." The girl said pointing towards her left to a machine with a large amount of buttons and levers. "We'll send you to different universe where you exist in which you'll merge with you self there and live a new life, of course we'll have to alter some things to give you a chance at what you want though."

Unfortunately Keitaro wasn't patient enough to wait for her to set things up right. As the girl opened her eyes, her mouth dropped in horror. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" She screamed at him, Keitaro was pressing all the buttons, and flipping all the levers, ignoring the screen indicators.

FWOOSH!!

A bright light in the shape of a door opened up in front of Keitaro. "Yes, Naru here I come!" He shouted running through the door.

----------------------End of Chapter.--------------

Sonic: So yeah.

Knuckles: Unnhuh.

Shadow: Sh!t!!

Sonic: So yeah author wants a review, I'm gonna go see what was being smoked when this asinine spectacle was written, hope theres some left.

Shadow: Oh and the author want's to know, adult or teen?