A/N: Yet another of my one-shot collections, it seems. At least these will be short drabbles (at least, I think so; if they weren't, I'd just write them as one-shots). About stuff that, in my eyes, doesn't make sense. Inconsistent things, mainly, but not necessarily so... I guess. Now, I can't very well write about characters who've always been in the same year and then suddenly, they're not anymore (that bugs me greatly, though, even though it hasn't actually been on the show (yet?)), or stuff like that, but there's still enough left to write about (at least for a couple of chapters). They might border on parody at times, so I hope no one minds too much :) Oh, and this will essentially be about everyone - I'll change the main characters whenever I post a new chapter :) Now, lest this A/N is longer than the story itself... here's chapter one, starting some time near the end of 2x22. Hopefully you'll enjoy it :)

"Okay, so here are the nominees for my songs tomorrow…"

"Wait, hold on," Kurt said hastily. "I get that you're excited to sing the entire summer long, but – why in a theme park?"

"Why not in a theme park?" Blaine obviously didn't see the problem.

"Because right after the 'Gap Attack' you mentioned that performing in theme parks was one of the most embarrassing things you'd ever done. Why would you want to relive that?"

"Oh, I said that, didn't I?" Blaine sighed. "It was just a figure of speech…" Either Kurt didn't quite understand, or he disapproved of Blaine's explanation, so Blaine elaborated. "I mean, yes, it's a bit embarrassing, dressing up and singing and dancing in front of a bunch of kids, but it's fun too. You get over the embarrassment soon enough."

"And you didn't think to ask me if maybe I wanted to come along? I mean, I'm not mad, and I don't want to be a clingy boyfriend or anything, but I love singing just as much as you do."

"I'm sorry. I just assumed you'd be helping your dad at the shop over the summer. I'm sure no one will mind if you want to audition too. It's just, I've been doing this for so long, and it's really something I'm used to doing by myself – because most people are too embarrassed to do it."

Kurt nodded, looking down at his coffee and smirking slightly, before glancing up again. "Like the Kings Island Christmas Spectacular?"

It took Blaine three seconds to reply. "Yes – "

"The one that hasn't existed for the past few years?"

Now, it took Blaine even longer to respond. "Yes…"

Kurt raised an eyebrow at him, clearly inviting (more like urging, actually) him to explain.

Which was easier asked than done, Blaine thought. Why had he asked Kurt to sing that song with him, for a non-existing show? "I guess it was just an excuse to spend more time with you," he replied in the end, sending Kurt a (what he hoped was a) charming smile. "I just hadn't realised it yet."

A/N: Yes, I'm aware that the end may be cheesy and cavity inducing :P Anyway, what do you think so far? Let me know what you think, please review!