It Kinda Itches A Little

Summery: S2, After Angel lost his soul, where the Judge touches Angelus – did anyone else wonder why he said it itched a little?

A/N: Set during 'Innocence" and its Angelus' POV, so it's kinda rated M for language. I might do a sequel, it depends on what you say! (hint, hint)

I heard Spike asking my greatest accomplishment – Drusilla if you nitwits can't figure that out – if she could see what happened to me. So, I decided to make myself known to my childer.

"Well," I clear my throat – why am I suddenly so fucking nervous? – screw that I'm not nervous! "He moves to New York and tries to fulfill that Broadway dream. It's tough slaying, but one day he's working in the chorus and the big star twists her ankle."

Spike decided to play the 'Big Bad'! Damn! He cracks me up! "You don't give up do you?" He's so fucking hilarious – I mean, with him looking like that – who would be scared? Not even my Buff – not thinking about that bitch.

"As long as there's injustice in the world. As long as scum like you is walking.." I gotta chuckle here – man do I ever crack myself up! "Well, rolling...the streets, I'll be around. Look over your shoulder. I'll be there."

Again with Spike trying to play 'Big Bad'! "Uh..Yeah. Angel-" Angel! I'm not that fucking idiot – oh, you'll be paying for that later Spike, my boy. "...um, look over your shoulder."

I turn around –hey! Look, it's Big Blue! How ya doing, you asshole? Put that hand down – is that the hand he used to try to burn my Buff – NOT thinking about that bitch!

"Hurts doesn't it?"

"Well it kinda itches a little," I said sarcastically – but wait, it does itch! Damn it, NO! I'm Angelus the fucking Scourge of fucking Europe! I'm evil! So why does it itch?

"Don't just stand there. Burn him!"

I try to use the sarcastic approach again – maybe he'll get it through his thick British skull. " Gee! Maybe he's broken."

Now Spike's getting upset – and the itching is starting to burn! "What the hell is going on?"

Big Blue says it for me, "This one cannot be burned. He's clean."

He took his hand off my chest – thank Lucifer – it really, really started to burn, gotta check for scars later.

"Clean? You mean he's..."

Confusion! Gotta love it!

"There's no humanity in him." Thanks Big Blue!

I turn around to face my childer – Drusilla looks like she's known for a while. "I couldn't have said it better myself."

"Angel," Drusilla asks in that childish voice I used to be proud of – but my name isn't worshiped like when my Buff – NOT FUCKING THINKING ABOUT THAT BITCH!

"Yeah, baby. I'm back."

After talking about destroying the world and Buffy – I almost killed Spike when he called me her lapdog, I'm going to make her my lapdog! I looked at my chest – over my heart was a mark, like it was starting to burn there.

Shit, I'm still in love with the damn Slayer.