A/N: I hate having to say this…

Unfortunately I have been busy with shit and school and shit, so I haven't been able to update. Now, I present you a new fanfiction of mine! I don't know if it'll be a one-shot or not.

Anyway, enjoy and review, bastards!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime mentioned in this story, am not the writer or author of the anime, but I do have the episodes.

Chapter 1: You completely fucked it up!

Story start.

I sighed to myself for the umpteenth time that day. "So what are you going to speech about in English?" One of the boys in math class asked. I blushed a ferocious red and stared down at my speech.

"You'll see." I replied, trying to sound as calm as I could. I couldn't keep my mind off of one little, teenie-tiny thing that keeps pissing me off every fucking time I think about it. Rin x Toriko. I growled to myself and packed my books away, ready for the tormenting suffering I have to face while speeching. The bell rang, I got up from my set, slung my backpack over my shoulder, grabbed my laptop bag and sauntered out of the classroom casually.

I made my way up four flights of stairs, trying to convince myself to ask the teacher if I could do my speech the next day, so I can choose another subject and then write it over, but my good half got the better of me and I was forced to live with my stupidity. Hopefully I didn't make a fool of myself. The second bell rang, which meant we had to be in class. I cursed and dashed up the last few stairs, my legs aching in protest. I ignored my legs for a while and screeched to a halt in front of my English class, entering really slowly. Lucky for me, two people were in the class. I sighed in relief and took my seat at the far corner of the class.

Soon, the whole class started to file in. "Right, everyone come get a paper here, write your name on it and then I want Marinette to speech first."

Blood rushed to my head, my lungs stopped working and my eyes widened. "H-h-h-h-…" I coughed. "Oui, oui, mam." I blushed again, forgetting that I'm not supposed to use any other language outside my house. I sighed to myself for being silly and grabbed a paper. I casually wrote down my name on the paper and got my speech out of my bag.

The way up to the front of the class was traitorously slow. It felt as if I were walking in slow motion up to my death on the guillotine. I took in a deep breath, steadied my muscles and waited to start. "You may start." The teacher said. I nodded and resumed my laptop. I opened an episode of Toriko and waited till halfway.

Then it happened. The thing I feared worst, especially from being a witch. After I finished half of my speech, I played the episode a little further, and then that little snitch's face appeared on the screen. I snarled audibly and started shouting like crazy at the laptop.

While I was going nuts, I didn't notice the whole class staring at me with faces that showed fear quite clearly.

And then I punched the screen. "DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH TORIKO YOU WHORE!' I yelled. Apparently, the anime world either hates or likes me, because the screen didn't crack and I fell into my laptop. I saw a weird swirly thing, lots of colors and then clouds, then I was sent falling downward to the ground.

How I landed on my feet was a huge mystery to me, but I made one helluva crater when I landed.

~ Meanwhile in the normal world!~

The teacher stared at the laptop in shock. "What just happened?" One of the students asked. No reply came. Then the laptop switched off and all life in the normal world had to move on without Marinette for a while, because she was trapped in the anime world.

"I have an idea!" One of the girls shouted. "I know a guy in Japan who can sort this out, but we have to get the laptop to him to get Marinette out of the anime."

A loud groan echoed through the classroom as everyone there groaned.

"YAY! Field trip!" Some idiot shouted.

~Back to where the fuck I was.~

I sighed and jumped out of the crater and studied my surroundings. Lots of trees, Numen (West). To Har (South), a group of people with scared faces. To For (North), a big, ugly thing. To Rhun (East), the rising sun and a huge mountain range. My gaze returned to the group of people.

"'Quel amrun,saesa omentien lle." I greeted in Elven. (Good morning, pleasure meeting you.) "You must be three of the four heavenly kings." I then looked around and saw the ugly thing. "Mani naa tanya nat'?" I questioned pointing at it. (What is that thing?)

The people stared at me, confused. I sighed. "Apparently I can't speak Elven here. What I said was, Good morning, pleasure meeting you. What is that thing?" I repeated in English, pointing at the thing. I noticed I was wearing gloves and boots, so I looked down at my attire. I recognized the clothing instantly. My mouth hung open and my breath hitched. "Black Rock Shooter…"

"What?"

My eye twitched. I turned around and threw my arm in the direction of the bitch. Just as I had hoped, the cannon materialized. I grinned and jumped into the air, firing downwards at the bitch known as Rin. I heard a screech and then a loud bang, creating a crater in the earth. I landed with a cat's grace and stared at my destruction. "Are you okay?" I heard someone asked, recognizing the voice as Toriko's.

A few coughs. "Yeah… What was that?"

"Black Rock Shooter, cannon." I said, walking over to the two characters. "And I have a problem with you." I said, pointing the barrel at Rin's head. The smoke cleared and I could be seen again. I felt something pull me upwards. Black Rock Shooter's sword materialized and I severed whatever held me in the air. I grinned as I landed a few meters away from Rin. Someone wailed in pain.

"MY HAIR!"

"Sani!"

"Sani-san!"

I laughed. "Black Rock Shooter, the immense power that you hold is crazy." I said. "And now, I have become you." I smiled and gripped the cannon's handle hard, pointing it at Sani. "Black Rock Shooter, you are left without feeling or emotion. You pity no one, and fight your battles without fear."

"What is she talking about?" I heard Coco say.

Grinning, I felt the cannon change into the machinegun. "I am Marinette, I am Black Rock Shooter."

~third person~

A blue flame fired up from Marinette's left eye. Her appearance changed to Black Rock Shooter's when she entered the anime world. She fired, the machinegun rotating quickly. Sani escaped the line of fire just in time, but Black Rock Shooter reered around, pulling a line of bullets that followed Sani.

Then she felt a sharp pain in her gut and flew backwards. She slammed into one of the far trees. Grunting, she stood up, unscathed. She returned the machinegun to its cannon form and stared up at the sky. "Blue." She said and released a small amount of her own power. Someone grunted near her. "Black Rock Shooter is stronger with magic."Marinette said, looking away from the blue sky. She saw Toriko, unable to move, a few feet from her. "Pathetic, and here I thought the great Toriko would be able to slip through my vines."

Marinette took a step forward. "Can someone please explain to me why I didn't see this coming?!" Coco shouted.

~Marinette~

I stared at the poison man for a few seconds. "You can't see the supernatural." I said, grinning. Coco stared at me as if I had just told him that a cow is a king (Which, just by the way, can be true if you look at it from various perspectives). I sighed. "This isn't getting anywhere." I said and clicked my fingers. I was surrounded in white for a few seconds and then I stood there in my normal attire, looking like I normally do.

Short denim jeans that barely covered my ass with two belts hanging loosely, short tank top with a fishnet shirt underneath, long sleeved armor boots that came up to my thighs, three necklaces with gemstones, a pentagram and a 9 mil copper bullet, two woven loom bangles on each wrist, long, dark brown hair that hangs to my waist with several random, small braids in a few places and finally, a tattoo of a joker card on my right shoulder.

I grinned. "I bet you can see the shadow of death looming over me." I returned my gaze to Coco, who stared at me in wondrous shock and amazement. My blackberry buzzed and I took it out of my pants pocket, along with my cigarettes. I lit one and checked who it was. I answered the call. "Sup David."

"mariX! We thought we had lost you!"

"Nah, bra, 's chilled. I'm fine."

A laugh. "Oh yeah, we found a way to get you outta there."

"Not before I kill this bitch." I took a long drag from my cigarette.

"Come on! She's not even real!" David complained.

"What am I supposed to do then? And by the way, how long will it take to get me the fuck outta here?" I asked.

There was a pause. "Well, seeing as you're in the anime world, it'll take about a year in this world and…" David was cut off.

"Yo, mari! Its Sammy here. What David was going to say was that it'll take a whole while to get you outta there."

"Fuck." I cursed. "So what do I do now?" I asked.

There was another pause. "Don't kill anyone if you can't help it." Sammy said in a serious tone.

I chuckled. "Sure."

"Okay, we gotta go now, have to catch the flight!"

"Bye." I said and hung up. "FUCK!" I shouted loudly. "What the fuck am I supposed to do when I fuckingwell get bored?" I shoved my phone back in my pocket and finished my cigarette, afterwards stubbing it out. I then turned to everyone else there. "This isn't going to end well…" I sighed. "A truce, for now…" I glared at Rin. "Until I can get the fuck out of here."

I turned on my heel and started walking towards the ugly thing that just stood there and watched everything. "Hey, monkey thing, think you can point me to the nearest marijuana tree?" I asked. The thing cocked its head and attacked me. I sighed and waved my hand, sending the creature flying and screeching. "Oops, guess I forgot my own strength." I sighed and started off towards the trees.

Not soon after, I heard shouting. "Wait up!" I turned around and saw the guys running after me.

I sighed again. "Damn."

"What was that just now?" Toriko asked.

"That was awesome!" Komatsu squeaked. I stared at the short arse then looked at the rest.

Sani, Coco and Whore arrived soon after. I shrugged. "Magic." I said and walked on, looking for some sign of weed.

The group followed me. "What are you looking for?" Coco asked.

I grinned. "A very special herb." And then as if it was calling me, I found it. I stared at the small tree for a while, admiring it to its fullest. "YAHOO!" I started picking leaves off the tree.

"What plant is that?" Toriko asked.

I stuffed my small hip pouch full of leaves and then stood straight, grinning. "This, my friend, is very special herbs." I said. And then my mood drowned. "Where the fuck am I supposed to stay?" I asked to no one, staring up into the sky. "I'm hungry." I stated solemnly, as if I were expecting someone to give me food. I turned to the group. "Manke nae llie autien?" I asked. I got confused glances. "Where were you going?" I asked again.

There was a slight pause before Coco responded. "To my house, we were supposed to figure out-"

"Whatever, mani er? Who's leading?" I asked and turned to Coco. "Lle auta yeste'. You go first. And be quck about it, I want to rest and I ain't in the mood to walk, so get your stultus (stupid) pigeon here." I ordered.

Coco stared at me in astonishment. "E-excuse me-"

"Else I call the truce off and start fucking you guys up, real bad." I added. Shocked silence followed.

Coco sighed and called his bird. I smiled at the creature. "Are you getting on?" Toriko asked. I stared at Sani, who refused to look me in the eyes.

I shook my head and held out my hand. A beautifully carved staff with an amethyst crystal at the point appeared. "I have my own means of transport. And besides, your pigeon looks a little stuffed." I said, grinning at the bird; who narrowed its eyes at me. I got on the staff and hovered in the air. "Let's go, I hope your pigeon can keep up." I stuck my tongue out at the bird and took off.

~third person~

Kiss squawked loudly in shock and took off after the girl on the broomstick. The bird was really pissed off because of the girl calling him a pigeon. Everyone on his back grabbed hold tightly as Kiss chased the girl's tail all the way to Coco's house, all the way, the girl cackled with laughter and made silly comments. "If you fart, you can go into hyperspeed!… Come on! The pigeons where I live are faster than that!... Lose some weight, fatty Mc Fartass!"

Kiss wasn't very impressed with this. When they finally arrived, Kiss kept squawking at the girl, until she shoved some or other sweet in the big bird's beak. "That ought to shut you up for a while." She said.

~Marinette~

I turned to the group. Toriko's hair was really messed up and Coco was swaying back and forth, while Sani vomited over the cliff. Komatsu's eyes seemed to be spinning. I laughed. "You guys seriously need to get used to speed." I said and walked into the house as if I owned the place. I found a comfy chair and relaxed a bit before dropping down to the floor, pulling out the leaves, a piece of paper and a cigarette. The leaves, thanks to my pouch being somewhat magical, had been dried, so I crushed them and added it to the cigarette.

Everyone else soon entered. "What are you doing?" Coco asked. I looked up from my work and grinned mischievously at him, before returning to what I was doing. I finished the joint and put the rest in a small bag. I then lit the joint and took a long pull.

The flavor of weed filled my mouth instantly. My lungs reacted, but I kept myself from coughing. I then blew out and grinned, before starting to cough erratically. I held out the joint after the coughing fit. "Anyone want some?" I asked, grinning.

"What is that?" Coco asked, eying the joint suspiciously.

"Just take a drag." I said. Coco took the joint, still very suspicious. Everyone else watched him take one long drag and start bursting out in coughing fits. I giggled (from the weed?), and took the joint away from the poison man. I took out my phone and fumbled around for my speakers in my pouch. "Music!" I shouted and played the first song to pop in my head.

"Yeah, you never said a word, never sent me no letter, don't think I could forgive you. See our world is slowly dying I'm not wasting no more time, don't think I could believe you."

I don't have a clue what happened through the rest of the night, but when I woke up I was hungry as fuck and Coco's head was on my stomach, while everyone else had passed out.

"What the fuck?" I asked, grinning.