Hall of Origin
"Court is now in session" said Arceus
"Why are we in court?" Asked Giratina "we usually just hold a meeting about this"
"Do not question me" said Arceus in a god like voice
"Yes sir"
"Today we will decide what Mew's punishment should be for destroying half of the hall of origin" said Arceus
As Arceus said, Mew destroyed half of the hall of origin when she ate a shit ton of candy (probably stolen, hey where's my giant stache of candy!?)
"I call the first witness: Mewtwo"
Real World (really don't know how to write a court scene)
"aggghhh"
Sam was bored, there's nothing to do when confined to your home
"Maybe I can finally finish pokemon crystal?" He asked himself "I just can't do it..."
He went to sleep a few hours later after doing nothing all day (same irl)
Hall of Origin
"I think that we can all agree that Mew should be sent to the real world for a weekend" said Arceus
"But why there! It's borrring!" Said Mew
"Exactly" said Mewtwo
"Awwwww" she said
The Portal opens to the real world
Real World
"Wake up!" Someone said
"No, five more minutes"
"Wake up" someone said before throwing me off my bed
"Who the fu- oh..." i said
"Hi!"
"..."
"..."
"I knew eating all that food would be bad for me... Now I'm hallucinating, wait what did I eat?" I said
"I am real (slaps me) see?" She said
"Ow... fine you're real, now what?" I asked "Why are you here?"
"I was sent here as a punishment, so far this is boring!" Mew said
"But you haven't seen anything yet!"
"Like what?"
"hmmm probably shouldn't tell her about the pokemon anime" I thought
"Pokemon anime?"
"Shit, I forgot she can read minds!" I thought "let me show you what the pokemon anime is"
(Probaly 1 episode and a long explanation later)
"See, this world can be fun" I said "if you take out the whole part that this world has seen more wars that yours"
"Why am I not on there?" She asks me
"You are, in the first movie" I say
"Hey, Sam" someone says
"Yeah?"
"The chapter is almost over"
"What?"
"Yeah better hurry up"
"OH SHI-"
What will happen next? Will Mew ever understand that the real world is fun too? Will I ever get a girlfriend?
Find out next time on a weekend with mew!
What do you want to happen on saturday? Like Mew turning Sam into a pokemon? Or trapping him in his favorite cartoon show.
Leave your suggestions in the reviews or pm them to me
(Remember this is about humor, anything funny is acceptable!)