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Inside a mental instituation..."So what are you here for today?" asked Asuma, smoking on his ciggerate. "Oh he's probably here because of the usual, killing, robbing, stealing..." said Greed, showing that the list could go on and on. "Shut up he asked me not you, expect for that I think I'm going through some 'problems.'" Envy replied.
"What kind of problems?" asked Tobi. "I have a little adopted brother at home, he's like twelve years old. He's happy, socialable, cheerful, hyperactive, and to be honest," said Envy. "BORING," Greed, Asuma, and Tobi said.
"Yeah I know, but soon you all will be confused after I tell you this story..." started Envy. A few weeks ago... "Okay Naruto, today is your first day goin' to Envy's school what do you say when you meet a nice man?" asked Dante, straighting out the wrinkles in Naruto's uniform. "Are you my father?" replied Naruto.
"Bingo! now go out there before you miss your bus!" said Dante, sending him outside. "Bye momma!!" said Naruto, running outside. Dante wipped away a tear and muttered, "He grew up so quickly..." at the bus Naruto saw his older brother Envy leaning against a bus stop pole trying to stay awake.
"NII-SAN I HOPE YOUR AS EXCITED AS I AM!!!!!!!!!!!" said Naruto, quickly running behind him and nearly choking him when he hopped on his back. "Excited for what?" Envy managed to say. "You know...today I'm going to your school!" said Naruto.
"Naruto your not ready to go to my school," replied Envy, looking serious. "But momma says I am!" said Naruto. "Naruto how many times do I have to tell you that Dante is not your mother!" said Envy.
"I know, I may be adopted but she's good to me like a momma!" said Naruto, with a smile. "Nobody ever listens to me," thought Envy,
leaning his forehead against the bus stop pole. "The bus! the bus!!" Naruto exclaimed, hopping up and down.
"Oh goodie," said Envy, scarcasticly. Naruto ran onto the bus as soon as the door opened while Envy took his time. "Where do ya wanna sit nii-san?!" asked Naruto.
"I prefer to sit alone, it's quiet that way," said Envy. "Aw nii-san don't be like that!!" said Naruto. Envy groaned as he heard some of the popular kids mutter and tease in a Naruto voice, "Nii-san, nii-san!" "Envy, I didn't know you were actually socialable!!!" said Edward Elric, a child who was around Naruto's age.
"Oh Ed, I didn't know you got short over night either!!" replied Envy, looking calm and innocent. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!?!?!?!?" screamed Ed. "Break it up kids, now one of you take a seat already!" said the bus driver about to drive off.
"Well nii-san how about-" started Naruto, until Envy took off running to the back of the bus. Naruto walked down trying to find a seat until the bus driver hit a bump on the road and Naruto fell down on Ed. "Sorry about that," apoligized Naruto.
"It's okay, here you can sit next to me," said Ed, offering him a seat. Naruto nodded and sat next to him and said, "My name is Naruto"
"Mine is Edward Elric...so what's with the whole nii-san thing?" "I'm adopted, Envy's my big brother," said Naruto. "I have a brother
too, his name is Alphonse but he doesn't go to this school.
He calls me nii-san all the time too!" laughed Ed. Naruto also laughed and asked, "Tell me what's this school going to be like?" Ed looked shocked for a minute and he replied, "It's going to be the tough for you and possibably me," "What why?!" asked Naruto. "New kids are easily a target to pick on, sure I've been here since kindergarden but I've been picked on by my size," answered Ed.
"Tell me, who are the bullies?" asked Naruto. "Well there's a lot, but your nii-san Envy is one of them!!" said Ed. "A...alot?!" asked Naruto.
"Yep," replied Ed. "And here's another one Kiba Inuzuka, sure he may be our age but he's just as worse!" Edward finished. "I-Inuzuka"
stuttered Naruto, he had heard of them before.
Back before Naruto was born their were rumors that the Inuzuka family had the power to control dogs, but now it was a extreame doubt since some Inuzukas are rarely scene with dogs outside. "The school is a dangerous place Naruto, remember that," said Ed, as he touched Naruto's shoulder. "...hey speaking of the school here we are!" said Ed, as he looked out the window.
Naruto wanted to scream but instead he kept his mouth closed.
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So what do you think so far of the first chapter? was it horrible? good? or what?? and the title is a paordy of the new Chris Rock Movie;
I think I love my wife.