Me + Bored = RANDOM

NO FLAMING!

A~E

A= ASSHAT

Zero has been called many things, like; Sadist, massichist, and other words. Like the usual:

Evil bastard, Emo, bitch…things like that.

But never, I mean never, has he ever heard the term 'Asshat.'

That is, until Yuuki started to watch TV.

B= BITCHSLAP:

Aidou: I Challenge you to a duel sir, for Yuuki's heart!

Kaname: *Bitchslap*

Aidou: Yeah, you win.

C= CHECKERS

Kaname: Yuuki. Love.

Yuuki: No. No. Not that. Please!

Kaname: What? I just want to hug you.

Yuuki: YOU EVIL GENIUS! NO!

*SILENCE*

Kaname: I win.

Yuuki: DAMMIT! THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME!

Kaname: I told you I was good a checkers.

Yuuki: Yeaaah. Checkers….

D= DOG

One day, Kuran Yuuki declared she wanted a Dog to her older brother Kaname.

His response:

"Yuuki, Zero's not allowed back in the house. He'll mess up the carpet again."

E= EVIL

Yuuki: Onii-Sama, what the definition of evil?

Kaname: It's distrustful, mean, and cruel.

Yuuki: Oh…Onii-Sama, what's the definition of masochist?

Kaname: Uncle Rido.