So! This is the edited edition of My Immortal, possibly the worst Harry Potter fanfic ever. I'm also possibly, just maybe violating a few rules, but who cares? (not me.)

The authoress: Tara Gilesbie, known here as XXXbloodyrists666XXX. Do with that information what you will.

In other words: not mine.

I have reposted/edited this purely for your entertainment.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Is this for real or just a written by an incredibly brilliant troll?: No one knows, which is why it could be considered the best trollfic ever. (If it is a trollfic.) However, I believe the authoress was completely serious.

Feel free to leave original/interesting comments (or just rant, it's okay with me) by clicking on the blue review button b e l o w and in future chapters.

Full Info: Google 'my immortal fanfic' for full details, because I fail at that sort of thing.

Warnings and shit: Cursing, utter goffikness, stupidity, and inconsistency. Also, sexy, sexy lemons.

Allergy warning: If you are allergic to the above things, it is unadvisable to keep reading. But hey, who's stopping you?

Now, please click the 'Next' button and enjoy this remastered piece of sh- IMEANWORKOFART.