HIII!! Ok , I know I should be working on other stories . but……. I really wanted to write this , its just randomness …..
Summery: THE TRUTH REVELED What you didn't know about your favorite Naruto characters ……..
FIRST UP…………………DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He conditions twice a day
He has fan girls AND boys
He watches SPECIAL dvds…
He writes soaps …romance ones……
He uses his camera/eye to tape porn….ok we all knew that….
He has a pet ferret…yup a ferret.
He calls his mom twice a week
He has a fear of …CATS
He can speak French
Tonight he is planning to over through Itachi , and become head of the Akatsuki
"HEY! What the hell are you writing!?"
Me: Oh… hi Deidara…sup?
"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED What of Itachi sees that!?"
"Sees what?" Itachi randomly appears out of nowhere."Deidara? What the hell is that …. What omg you trader!!!!!"
" No Itachi its not true! I would never try to over through you!!!!" Deidara said
"…what…NO ! #8 I LOVE CATS, HOW COULD YOU BE AFRAID OF THEM!?" Itachi replied
" WHAT?! I am not afraid of cats!"
Me: Hold up kitten
Kitten: meow
Deidara: ….. AHHHHH OH MY GOD , IT TRIED TO ATTACK ME!!!!!!!! Deidara then runs away to go call his mom , then probably watch a soap…
Next chapter coming soon! REVIEW!!!!!
