HIII!! Ok , I know I should be working on other stories . but……. I really wanted to write this , its just randomness …..

Summery: THE TRUTH REVELED What you didn't know about your favorite Naruto characters ……..

FIRST UP…………………DEIDARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He conditions twice a day

He has fan girls AND boys

He watches SPECIAL dvds…

He writes soaps …romance ones……

He uses his camera/eye to tape porn….ok we all knew that….

He has a pet ferret…yup a ferret.

He calls his mom twice a week

He has a fear of …CATS

He can speak French

Tonight he is planning to over through Itachi , and become head of the Akatsuki

"HEY! What the hell are you writing!?"

Me: Oh… hi Deidara…sup?

"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED What of Itachi sees that!?"

"Sees what?" Itachi randomly appears out of nowhere."Deidara? What the hell is that …. What omg you trader!!!!!"

" No Itachi its not true! I would never try to over through you!!!!" Deidara said

"…what…NO ! #8 I LOVE CATS, HOW COULD YOU BE AFRAID OF THEM!?" Itachi replied

" WHAT?! I am not afraid of cats!"

Me: Hold up kitten

Kitten: meow

Deidara: ….. AHHHHH OH MY GOD , IT TRIED TO ATTACK ME!!!!!!!! Deidara then runs away to go call his mom , then probably watch a soap…

Next chapter coming soon! REVIEW!!!!!