Hey guys! This is kind of a story to help with writers block on another story so yeah! I've been wanting to do this for awhile so I hope you guys like this! I present Avengers Parodies!
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It was a casual chill day at the Avengers tower. Bruce was quietly reading, Tony was fiddling with something in the corner, Thor was eating a pop tart on the couch and watching TV, Bucky, Sam, T'Challa, and Natasha were arguing quietly over whose turn it was in Monopoly, and no one knew where Clint was. Steve stood in the center of the room, enjoying the peace and quiet. Then suddenly Clint popped out of the vents and yelled,
"The floor is lava!" Instantly whipping out a video camera to record the chaos. And chaos there was. Natasha immediately backfliped onto the couch, settling down to watch TV with a bored expression.
"I do not see any lava!" Thor yelled, standing up and looking around wildly. "How am I supposed to participate in this festivity, man with eyes like a hawk?!" He continued shouting while Bruce casually climbed up onto the coffee table, motioning for Thor to join him. He then continued to sip his tea and read his book. Steve stood still in confusion, looking around to see what everyone else was doing and wondering if he should follow.
"Idiots!" Tony called laughing from the corner, where his Iron Man suit was assembling around him. One it was fully assembled he flew up to the vents and dragged Clint out and dropped him on the floor. He took the video camera and resumed recording in Clint's place. Clint shrieked and started scrambling up Steve, taking out his bow. Steve just let it happen because he had no clue what was going on. Clint shot one of his grappling arrows at the opening of the vents and proceeded to swing to safety. Bucky grabbed T'Challa's arm, and threw him onto the ceiling, where he just hung there by his claws, shaking his head at the informality of the situation. Bucky then turned to Steve.
"Steve what the hell are you doing you punk!" Bucky shouted angrily, after realizing that Steve wasn't off the ground. "The floor is fucking lava!" Bucky than jumped, grabbed Steve around the waist and flung them both on the couch next to Natasha. Sam popped his wings open, hovering until Bucky attached a grappling hook to one of Sam's wings and pulled, sending Sam crashing to the ground. Bucky started laughing maniacally, watching Sam struggle to get up.
"You are so dead," Sam growled out, leaping on top of Bucky and beginning to wrestle him. The elevator dinged, and Pepper stepped out. Everyone froze as she started surveying the room. Her eyes found Tony and she smiled, but there was something dangerous in it.
"Tony," she began sweetly. "You're an hour late to the gala, which may I remind you, you're supposed to be hosting." Tony gulped and nervously said,
"Well, you see Pep—," she cut him off.
"Get. Dressed. Now," her tone left no room for nonsense and she gave him an icy glare. She turned sharply and walked away, her heels clicking. Tony immediately flew down and deactivated his suit—which flew back to his workshop— and ran after her. Glaring at the snickering Avengers as he passed.
"Wow," Sam said, whistling. "I've heard of the power of Pepper Potts but I'd never thought it would work on Tony Stark."
"Trust me," Clint replied. "You have no idea the things she can do," he shivered. A haunted look appearing in his eyes.
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So what did you think? Was it good? Was it bad? Feel free to PM if you have any requests for songs and Avengers headcannons. Please follow, favorite and review! That's all for now, bye!
xoxo,
-Raven