Candycandycandy

Ok, I don't own fma, and whatever else might be in here.

Warnings: Insane hyper homunculi XD

K, lets start!

Wrath bounced down the hallway of—wherever they live and bounced around Envy who was in a mad mood today.

"ENVY"

"WHAT!"

"Today is Halloween! Kids go trick-or-treating on Halloween! So, can we go? PLEASE?"

"Why TF do you want to do that for?"

"FREE CANDY OF COURSE!"

"Oh, hmm… lets go!" said envy. At the idea of free candy, he stopped being in a bad mood and turned into his usual cool shape-shifting awesome envy-ful self.

"Hey aren't we supposed to dress up as something?"

"What? What do we need costumes for! We're like—homunculi! And I can like be whatever I want and you are just really creepy anyway."

"Ok, good point!"

So it was about 4:00 and Envy and Wrath set off on a journey with only one goal in mind: CANDY!

They went to central and charged into the headquarters or whatever its called. Since no one in the military really cared about this kid's stuff, they were all working like normal people. Envy changed his form to look like Major Armstrong so no one noticed wrath behind him anyway. They charged into the women's dorms (envy changed to look like Mustang) and burst into a random room. Wrath jumped around the person in their yeling "gimmecandygimmecandygimmecandy!" Said person was in fact Riza Hawkeye who happened to be half-dressed, and seeing her superior just burst into her dorm room with some hyper kid, she pulled out her gun and shot at them, so they ran out into the hallway.

"Wahhh we didn't get any candy!" Said wrath, them still running out of the barracks.

"Well, we saw something we shouldn't have, that was fun, right?"

"…Huh?"

"Never mind. You're just a kid, so you wouldn't understand."

Next they ran into Roy Mustang's office, Envy changed into Ed.

Roy started, "fullmetal shr—"

But Ed-Envy and Wrath just bounced around him yelling "GIVE US CANDY GIVE US CANDY!"

"IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED, THIS IS THE MILITARY HEADQUARTERS! SO GO TRICK-OR-TREAT ELSEWHERE!"

Wrath just stood there. "…Candy?" cute puppy-dog eyes

"Alright, fine! Look, I don't have any candy, but here's some coffee," Said Roy handing the hyper homunculus his coffee."

Ed-Envy: "Wait I don't think this is a good—"

But Wrath had already bounced out of the facility and out onto the streets, so Ed-Envy ran after him, changing into his normal form as he ran. Wrath knocked on some random person's house and a 2-foot-tall old lady answered.

"Well, hello there! And what are you supposed to be?"

"I'm a homunculus! Does that count?" said wrath.

"Isn't that nice? Here's some candy for you!"

"YAY!" said envy.

Then they ran up and down the streets of central and got lots more candy.

"Wow, we have a lot!" said Envy.

"Yeah, this is getting heavy."

Then they ran into lust who was just walking around randomly with Gluttony by her side.

"Hey Lust, can you take this candy for us?" said envy dumping their bags into her arms.

"but—"

"And make sure Gluttony doesn't eat too much of it. Thanks!"

"But wait! You can't just leave me with all this!"

Envy and Wrath just hopped on the side of the express train that was about to leave for risembool (ed just happened to be there at the moment) and they were off. The train ride now took only 20 minutes instead of 8 hours because they had switched to pretty aerodynamic Metra trains (don't own it!)

Ok next chapter will be even better! Review please!