*A/N- I do not own Harry or any other characters and as for the song,
Britney Spears owns the tunes, I own the new and revised version of it.
Muahhhaaahhhaaahhhaaa!!! Now on with the show!!
Britney Spears' Parody- Baby One More Time Harry Potter Style- Sung by Harry
Oh Voldie Voldie, Oh Voldie Voldie
Oh Voldie Voldie, how were you supposed to know,
that night I would not die there?
Oh Voldie Voldie, you shouldn't have used that spell,
Cuz it backfired and killed you.
Voldie, that night you didn't kill me,
you killed my parents
now I have to kill you for revenge.
You were alone, but now you're here
Cuz of Wormtail.
I must confess, I did not think it could be.
When I'm asleep I hear my mum's cries,
"Don't take my baby, please, kill me now instead of him!!"
Oh Voldie Voldie, the reason you lost your soul,
was cuz you were an asshole
Oh big old Voldie, there's nothing that I wouldn't do,
to have my parents back here.
.
Voldie, that night you didn't kill me,
you killed my parents
now I have to kill you for revenge.
You were alone, but now you're here
Cuz of Wormtail
I must confess, I did not think it could be.
When I'm asleep I hear my mum's cries,
"Don't take my baby, please, kill me now instead of him!!"
Oh Voldie Voldie, Oh Voldie Voldie
Oh Voldie, how were you supposed to know....
Oh big old Voldie there's nothing that I wouldn't do....
I must confess, You were alone but now you are here....
I did not think that it could be
When I'm asleep I hear my mum's cries....
"Kill me now instead of him!!" (repeats 2 times)
Harry then stands up from his place on the ground and finds that he is on Tom Riddle's grave, with a circle of Death Eaters and Oldie Voldie around him.
Harry- "You know you can't hurt me, my mum died to save me."
Voldermort-" Yes that is true, there is only one way you can hurt me too, so hand over that CD player."
Harry- "No!!"
Voldermort- "Yes!!"
Harry- "NOOOOO!!!!"
Harry gets frustrated with all this yelling so he turns the volume ALL the way up on his CD player and jams the head phones onto Voldie's head.
He dies and Harry is the victor of all.
THE END
Hoped you liked it!! It was pretty hard for me to write, as I had to play this song about 30 million times on my CD player. UGGH!! I think that Britney Spears' song is permanently stuck in my head!! OK well, if you read it, please review!!!
Britney Spears' Parody- Baby One More Time Harry Potter Style- Sung by Harry
Oh Voldie Voldie, Oh Voldie Voldie
Oh Voldie Voldie, how were you supposed to know,
that night I would not die there?
Oh Voldie Voldie, you shouldn't have used that spell,
Cuz it backfired and killed you.
Voldie, that night you didn't kill me,
you killed my parents
now I have to kill you for revenge.
You were alone, but now you're here
Cuz of Wormtail.
I must confess, I did not think it could be.
When I'm asleep I hear my mum's cries,
"Don't take my baby, please, kill me now instead of him!!"
Oh Voldie Voldie, the reason you lost your soul,
was cuz you were an asshole
Oh big old Voldie, there's nothing that I wouldn't do,
to have my parents back here.
.
Voldie, that night you didn't kill me,
you killed my parents
now I have to kill you for revenge.
You were alone, but now you're here
Cuz of Wormtail
I must confess, I did not think it could be.
When I'm asleep I hear my mum's cries,
"Don't take my baby, please, kill me now instead of him!!"
Oh Voldie Voldie, Oh Voldie Voldie
Oh Voldie, how were you supposed to know....
Oh big old Voldie there's nothing that I wouldn't do....
I must confess, You were alone but now you are here....
I did not think that it could be
When I'm asleep I hear my mum's cries....
"Kill me now instead of him!!" (repeats 2 times)
Harry then stands up from his place on the ground and finds that he is on Tom Riddle's grave, with a circle of Death Eaters and Oldie Voldie around him.
Harry- "You know you can't hurt me, my mum died to save me."
Voldermort-" Yes that is true, there is only one way you can hurt me too, so hand over that CD player."
Harry- "No!!"
Voldermort- "Yes!!"
Harry- "NOOOOO!!!!"
Harry gets frustrated with all this yelling so he turns the volume ALL the way up on his CD player and jams the head phones onto Voldie's head.
He dies and Harry is the victor of all.
THE END
Hoped you liked it!! It was pretty hard for me to write, as I had to play this song about 30 million times on my CD player. UGGH!! I think that Britney Spears' song is permanently stuck in my head!! OK well, if you read it, please review!!!