Attack of the Radioactive Cuccos
A parody SongFic by Sheik
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, Weird Al, or any of his songs, copyrights, or anything else. I just own this fic, and all my other fics.
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¤ We see a shot of out of space, then the camera dives down, through the atmosphere, to Hyrule Field, down a street, and into a garage, where we see none other than a garage band. ¤
¤ Link is on lead vocals and electric guitar
¤ Malon is on electric guitar
¤ Zelda is on electric bass guitar
¤ Darunia is on drums
¤ Saria is on keyboard
¤ We hear a bunch of space alien sound effects, then the band starts up a lively song to the tune of "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters" by Weird Al Yankovic. ¤
Link:
They showed up in a milk crate
Just about six days ago…
They looked like normal cuccos
Of course-
How was I to know?
By accident they got in the microwave
And then much to my surprise
They were growing much larger than their original size
And started cloning themselves right before my eyes, oh my!
All:
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From-a someplace not far!
A race from a nearby place,
They came in UFOs shaped just like luxury cars!
Zelda:
You better hope that you're not their meal
They've got the Hyrule land as their buffet-for real!
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
Malon:
Harkinian, he's in a panic-
At the castle, now he's in shock!
There's that Lakeside lab mad scientist
They have him working around the clock!
Link:
Now the Hylian Guard is out in my backyard,
And the reporters keep coming around!
I hope they get these giant cucco things out of my town,
And all those children keep saying: GO AWAY RIGHT NOW!
All:
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
They just got here and they are something to fear:
'Cause their minds are on the Hylians and ice cream bars!
Saria:
I hope that they're not planning to stay:
Who said that they could come, anyway?
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
¤ Link launches into a guitar solo, and then the song continues after it is done. ¤
Darunia:
That stupid cucco is terrorizing the town;
That thing's about the size of Hyrule park!
They're using the Goron Urn* to pick their teeth!
They're giant and crazy and they see in the dark!
Link:
Well, don't waste any more of your amo:
You know it just makes them mad when you shoot!
They're gonna peck us all to pieces and conquer Hyrule
But you've gotta admit that they're really kind of cute, yeah!
All:
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
What a racket they are making, man!
They keep the town up at night with their electric guitars!
Zelda:
Hope you're not their meal
They've got the Hyrule land as their buffet-for real!
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
Malon:
Hey man, you better watch your land:
Here come the cuccos from a-someplace not far!
All:
It's called the
Attack of the radioactive CUUUCCOOOOSSS
From a-SOOMMEEPLAAACE not FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
¤ The song ends and the camera zooms back out into space, where we see luxury cars loaded with giant cuccos inside flying around at warp speed, all headed for Hyrule. ¤
A parody SongFic by Sheik
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, Weird Al, or any of his songs, copyrights, or anything else. I just own this fic, and all my other fics.
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¤ We see a shot of out of space, then the camera dives down, through the atmosphere, to Hyrule Field, down a street, and into a garage, where we see none other than a garage band. ¤
¤ Link is on lead vocals and electric guitar
¤ Malon is on electric guitar
¤ Zelda is on electric bass guitar
¤ Darunia is on drums
¤ Saria is on keyboard
¤ We hear a bunch of space alien sound effects, then the band starts up a lively song to the tune of "Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters" by Weird Al Yankovic. ¤
Link:
They showed up in a milk crate
Just about six days ago…
They looked like normal cuccos
Of course-
How was I to know?
By accident they got in the microwave
And then much to my surprise
They were growing much larger than their original size
And started cloning themselves right before my eyes, oh my!
All:
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From-a someplace not far!
A race from a nearby place,
They came in UFOs shaped just like luxury cars!
Zelda:
You better hope that you're not their meal
They've got the Hyrule land as their buffet-for real!
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
Malon:
Harkinian, he's in a panic-
At the castle, now he's in shock!
There's that Lakeside lab mad scientist
They have him working around the clock!
Link:
Now the Hylian Guard is out in my backyard,
And the reporters keep coming around!
I hope they get these giant cucco things out of my town,
And all those children keep saying: GO AWAY RIGHT NOW!
All:
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
They just got here and they are something to fear:
'Cause their minds are on the Hylians and ice cream bars!
Saria:
I hope that they're not planning to stay:
Who said that they could come, anyway?
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
¤ Link launches into a guitar solo, and then the song continues after it is done. ¤
Darunia:
That stupid cucco is terrorizing the town;
That thing's about the size of Hyrule park!
They're using the Goron Urn* to pick their teeth!
They're giant and crazy and they see in the dark!
Link:
Well, don't waste any more of your amo:
You know it just makes them mad when you shoot!
They're gonna peck us all to pieces and conquer Hyrule
But you've gotta admit that they're really kind of cute, yeah!
All:
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
What a racket they are making, man!
They keep the town up at night with their electric guitars!
Zelda:
Hope you're not their meal
They've got the Hyrule land as their buffet-for real!
Attack of the radioactive cuccos
From a-someplace not far!
Malon:
Hey man, you better watch your land:
Here come the cuccos from a-someplace not far!
All:
It's called the
Attack of the radioactive CUUUCCOOOOSSS
From a-SOOMMEEPLAAACE not FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
¤ The song ends and the camera zooms back out into space, where we see luxury cars loaded with giant cuccos inside flying around at warp speed, all headed for Hyrule. ¤