I Saw
'Don' think I don' know, I 'aint thick or 'ouht, ya know? I know what they did to 'im, to me second 'alf, to me brother, me twin. I saw 'em, they don' know it, but I did, I was stood on the ladder, Craig's ladder, I was lookin' through the window. I saw it, I saw Cartoon Head, 'e pulled out 'is gun an' I saw 'im shoot, shoot Craig, righ' through 'is 'ead. I saw, an 'is blood wen' an' sprayed all over the wall. I didn' jus' see it, I felt it.
I was still there when 'Psyco Paaaul' came in an' they dumped 'is body in some liner an' rolled 'im up in it. I climbed down the ladder 'an I followed 'em, I followed 'em for a righ' long time, all the way through the streets o' Manchester for like a mile or som'thin'. I wen' afte' 'em into like, this well old buildin' tha' 'ad all its' windows boarded up an' stuff. I saw 'em turnin' this really old deep fat fryer an' then they unrolled the liner an' they dropped Craig on the floor, really 'ard 'an tha', then they jus' picked 'im up 'an chucked 'im in the old oil. Double P picked up the liner 'an then they jus' left. I wen' up to look in the fryer an' I saw 'im, face down in it, burnin', the only bi' tha' wasn' burnin' was the back of 'is 'ead, 'cause tha' bi' of 'im wasn' in the oil. I saw.'
"Oi, oi, Muuuppet! Oi! Wake uup stuuupid 'ead." 'Psyco Paul' was callin' 'im.
"Oh, wha' is it Paul?" Uh oh 'Psyco Paul' was glarin' at 'im now.
"We're goooin' now you bloody pillock." Paul was growlin' at 'im.
"Oh, okay PP!" Steve replied dimly. "Stevil Kenevil is-"
"Shut up you Muuppet!" Double P turned an' left, Steve trailin' along behind 'im.
...
'I saw.'