Title: When we call Schwarz
Warnings: Well, implications of yaoi, swear words and references to hurtinod.
Category: Humor
Spoilers: NONE
Teaser: The title pretty much explains it. Sequel to "When we call Weiss"
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss *sob* and I don't think I'll ever will *sob*
I'm just borrowing them for a while *sob*
Author Notes: here is the sequel to " When we call Weiss" , Thanx tveryone who reviewed my fanfic and to Dreamer, no, I haven't writtenything except humor YET. A deathfic might be nice though…..
WeiB: *anguished scream* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Korat: HEY!!!!!!!
Aya: Korat, SHII-NE!!!!!!!! *waves around Katana*
Korat: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! * runs off*
Sorry…^.^;;; here's the fanfic.
We (the anime fans united) were extremely satisfied with the results of thhone calls we made to the weiss household. So, we decided to take a steurther….We called SCHWARZ. But, this time, we are going to attempt tctually start a conversation with the members.
1 Schwarz
2 CRAWFORD
Note: We were calling his business phone
*ring ring*
Crawford: Hello, Bradley Crawford speaking, how may I help you?
Us: Hey * snicker* BRADLEY * snicker*
Crawford: Huh, What—SCHUDICH, NOT NOW!
Schuldich: (with Crawford) Turn over Bradley, you'll need it, I promisou.
Crawford: (to schuldich) But—
Schuldich: Now…..
(clothing unzipped can be heard)
( Schuldich was unaware that we were on the phone)
Us: I think you're …um…. Busy right now….. we'll call you back……
Crawford: No, wait—ohhh, yes, Schu, harder, lower, lower ( moans anroans)
we hang up
SCHULDICH
Schuldich: Hello, Digging thru ya mind daily, Schu at your service!
Us: *Shivers* Hey Schuldich we were wondering if we—
Schuldich: Wait a minute, I've got it, let's see….Woah, have we got some
Hentai minds here! Ooh, I like that….hey, girl, isn't that illegaere….this is good stuff…hey, can I have your address?
we hang up ( for the sake of our treasured reputation and sanity)
FARFARELLO
*ring ring*
Farfie: * rasping of knife could be heard over the phone* Want to hurt Goith me?
Us: Um,…..er….. NO THANKS….. Well, Farfie, we have some questions to ask---
Farfie * rasping of knife could STILL be heard over the phone* Are yone of God's children?
Us: Well, you could say that, I'm a christ—
Farfie: GOD'S CHILD!!!!!!!! * sounds of crunching machinery*
Us: (sounding nervous) Farfie? Farfie? * sounds of crunching machinerontinue* What are you doing?
Farfie: Hurting God's Phone.
phone disconnects (Actually, we came to the conclusion that it was beinurned into 'puree' by Farfie's precious blender)
NAGI
Note: since the phone was unavailable *cough cough*, we called Nagi'obile instead…..(don't ask us how we got the number) ^.^;;;;
*ring ring*
Nagi: Moshi Moshi? Omi, is that you Koi?
Us: ( evil plans start to from in our head) ……..
Nagi: Omi????
Us: * trying to fake Omi's voice—badly* Yes, it is Omi, Nagi,
Nagi: Wait a minute… YOU'RE NOT OMI !!!!!!!!!
Us: * returning to normal voice* Uh Oh…..
Nagi: Why you @!@##$$%^&^&^$@#@*#@!^%%!!!!!!!!
Us: * attempting to regain conversation* That was…. Pretty lengthy
Nagi hangs up ( Not suprisingly)
And…that's what happened. We now cross over to Schwarz to see the eventfter the phone calls……
3 THE AFTERMATH
Crawford: * buttoning up shirt* Thanks Schuldich, I needed that. Stress i dangerous thing.
Schuldich: *smirk* Anytime Braddy *Sigh* I really wish I got that girl'hone number..Ahhh, Hentai heaven…..
Crawford: Oh yes, about that phone caller, do you have any ideas about whhe hung up on me?
Schuldich: *Shrugs* I dunno, maybe it was the stress-relieving massage I
was giving you?
Crawford: Maybe…..* hears crunching machinery* What was that?
Schuldich: Wait a minute. *concentrates on Farfie's mind* NO, FARFIE, NOT
THE SPARE PHONE, NO!!!!!
Farfie: Cutting us off from the rest of the world hurts God……
Nagi: ( from other room) Quiet you !#@@$@#^#^$^$^$%&$&$$$#%%$
BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
* both mentally and physically*
Crawford: * rubbing head to get rid of headache* What's with him?
Schuldich: *smirking* Maybe he had a fight with the weiss kitten, Omi?
Nagi: Shut up schuldich you @!#@%$#^%%&^%*^*^*^^%*& !!!!!!!!!!!
Farfie: Screaming swear words hurts God…..
Nagi: @!#%^%&^%*%*%&%%!@@#@#$&^*&!
THE END
Korat: It's done!!!!!!! *happy little dance* Comments Welcome, as always……
Weiss and Schwarz: * Brandishing weapons and powers* SHII-NE KORAT!!!!!!!!
Korat: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs off into the night*
Warnings: Well, implications of yaoi, swear words and references to hurtinod.
Category: Humor
Spoilers: NONE
Teaser: The title pretty much explains it. Sequel to "When we call Weiss"
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss *sob* and I don't think I'll ever will *sob*
I'm just borrowing them for a while *sob*
Author Notes: here is the sequel to " When we call Weiss" , Thanx tveryone who reviewed my fanfic and to Dreamer, no, I haven't writtenything except humor YET. A deathfic might be nice though…..
WeiB: *anguished scream* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Korat: HEY!!!!!!!
Aya: Korat, SHII-NE!!!!!!!! *waves around Katana*
Korat: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! * runs off*
Sorry…^.^;;; here's the fanfic.
We (the anime fans united) were extremely satisfied with the results of thhone calls we made to the weiss household. So, we decided to take a steurther….We called SCHWARZ. But, this time, we are going to attempt tctually start a conversation with the members.
1 Schwarz
2 CRAWFORD
Note: We were calling his business phone
*ring ring*
Crawford: Hello, Bradley Crawford speaking, how may I help you?
Us: Hey * snicker* BRADLEY * snicker*
Crawford: Huh, What—SCHUDICH, NOT NOW!
Schuldich: (with Crawford) Turn over Bradley, you'll need it, I promisou.
Crawford: (to schuldich) But—
Schuldich: Now…..
(clothing unzipped can be heard)
( Schuldich was unaware that we were on the phone)
Us: I think you're …um…. Busy right now….. we'll call you back……
Crawford: No, wait—ohhh, yes, Schu, harder, lower, lower ( moans anroans)
we hang up
SCHULDICH
Schuldich: Hello, Digging thru ya mind daily, Schu at your service!
Us: *Shivers* Hey Schuldich we were wondering if we—
Schuldich: Wait a minute, I've got it, let's see….Woah, have we got some
Hentai minds here! Ooh, I like that….hey, girl, isn't that illegaere….this is good stuff…hey, can I have your address?
we hang up ( for the sake of our treasured reputation and sanity)
FARFARELLO
*ring ring*
Farfie: * rasping of knife could be heard over the phone* Want to hurt Goith me?
Us: Um,…..er….. NO THANKS….. Well, Farfie, we have some questions to ask---
Farfie * rasping of knife could STILL be heard over the phone* Are yone of God's children?
Us: Well, you could say that, I'm a christ—
Farfie: GOD'S CHILD!!!!!!!! * sounds of crunching machinery*
Us: (sounding nervous) Farfie? Farfie? * sounds of crunching machinerontinue* What are you doing?
Farfie: Hurting God's Phone.
phone disconnects (Actually, we came to the conclusion that it was beinurned into 'puree' by Farfie's precious blender)
NAGI
Note: since the phone was unavailable *cough cough*, we called Nagi'obile instead…..(don't ask us how we got the number) ^.^;;;;
*ring ring*
Nagi: Moshi Moshi? Omi, is that you Koi?
Us: ( evil plans start to from in our head) ……..
Nagi: Omi????
Us: * trying to fake Omi's voice—badly* Yes, it is Omi, Nagi,
Nagi: Wait a minute… YOU'RE NOT OMI !!!!!!!!!
Us: * returning to normal voice* Uh Oh…..
Nagi: Why you @!@##$$%^&^&^$@#@*#@!^%%!!!!!!!!
Us: * attempting to regain conversation* That was…. Pretty lengthy
Nagi hangs up ( Not suprisingly)
And…that's what happened. We now cross over to Schwarz to see the eventfter the phone calls……
3 THE AFTERMATH
Crawford: * buttoning up shirt* Thanks Schuldich, I needed that. Stress i dangerous thing.
Schuldich: *smirk* Anytime Braddy *Sigh* I really wish I got that girl'hone number..Ahhh, Hentai heaven…..
Crawford: Oh yes, about that phone caller, do you have any ideas about whhe hung up on me?
Schuldich: *Shrugs* I dunno, maybe it was the stress-relieving massage I
was giving you?
Crawford: Maybe…..* hears crunching machinery* What was that?
Schuldich: Wait a minute. *concentrates on Farfie's mind* NO, FARFIE, NOT
THE SPARE PHONE, NO!!!!!
Farfie: Cutting us off from the rest of the world hurts God……
Nagi: ( from other room) Quiet you !#@@$@#^#^$^$^$%&$&$$$#%%$
BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
* both mentally and physically*
Crawford: * rubbing head to get rid of headache* What's with him?
Schuldich: *smirking* Maybe he had a fight with the weiss kitten, Omi?
Nagi: Shut up schuldich you @!#@%$#^%%&^%*^*^*^^%*& !!!!!!!!!!!
Farfie: Screaming swear words hurts God…..
Nagi: @!#%^%&^%*%*%&%%!@@#@#$&^*&!
THE END
Korat: It's done!!!!!!! *happy little dance* Comments Welcome, as always……
Weiss and Schwarz: * Brandishing weapons and powers* SHII-NE KORAT!!!!!!!!
Korat: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs off into the night*