Credits go to Square-Enix and Disney
Well, first of all I prevent you that you may find grammatical errors in this text, because english isn't my maternal language. I apologise for the inconvenience. Well, I hope you'll enjoy these fews lines that was very pleasant to write !
- I don't have to sell the secrets contained in my lexicon for commercial purposes.
- Even though the recipe of the love potion, the invisibility's potion, the philosopher's stone and the remedy against corns in feet would make of us multibillionaires.
- I don't have to force Demyx to tidy up the library in order alphabetical, or even my bedroom.
- Even though he has nothing better to do of his days.
- The dining room of the castle is not a library, I am not allowed to read books there.
- I musn't use complicated words which nobody knows, such as "sporadic", "superfluous", or even "sublologic vision".
- Even if it's our language, and that everybody is supposed to know it.
- I don't have to ask Marluxia to give me the roman name of all the plants of his garden.
- Even if he should know them, because the flowers are his element. If we cannot refer to him, then to whom will we do ?
- The kitchen of the castle is not a library, I am not allowed to read books there.
- I don't have to give to Xemnas the illusion that I'm doing body-building in the training room.
- I don't have to give to Xigbar the illusion that I am not pouring salt in his eighth cup of coffee.
- Even though it is for his health.
- I don't have to give to Xaldin the illusion that I'm cleaning the kitchen when it is me who is on duty of cleaning.
- As well, I don't have to order Demyx to wash the windows of my bedroom for my place.
- Even if he is the most appropriate member for this kind of task.
- Corridors are not a library, I am not allowed to read books there.
- I musn't help Vexen in his scientific experiments.
- Because he gets angry as soon as I see an error in his protocol
- And he gets even more furious when I leave the laboratory without asking him for permission.
- Even if it is to protect me from the explosion which always happens when I plan it.
- I don't have to use psychology on the psychologically most fragile members to force them to make my duties for my place.
- The bathroom is not a library, I am not allowed to read books there.
- I cannot put erotic books in the library, even if some members whose I musn't write the name asked me to do it.
- Because the members number XIII and XIV, as well as Namine, musn't see them accidentally.
- Even though I think that their reactions could be funny.
- I have no more the right to make a Twelfth-Night pancake.
- Because I always put there three charms, due to the fact that it is very amusing to see the three winners quarrelling for the crown, especially when they are three greenhorns.
- We'll say what we want, but if I am not allowed to put three charms in a pancake, then I won't make anymore pancakes.
- The library is not my bedroom, I am not allowed to classify books according to my good will, in order alphabetical, by author, or even by color of slice.
- And I don't have to force whoever to help me to do it.
- I musn't persuade Demyx that the founder members have physically something more than the greenhorns.
- Because he will look very precisely every member, to find a difference which doesn't exist.
- I have no right to register me in the most prestigious contribute of the world.
- Because even though I would earn them easily, the Organization has to remain secret.
- Even if I judge that the diplomas would be very nice in my bedroom.
- I can no more make dishes exclusively consisted of vegetables when it is me who take care of the cooking.
- Even if it's very good for the health.
- And even if I am the only one in the Organization to think that.
- I don't have to give to my team-mates in mission the illusion that I am next to them while I rest farther.
- I have to stop doing humor that I am the only one to understand.
- Even though the others could make an effort of reflection.
- I musn't team up with Luxord when we are playing bridge, tarot, or others strategic card game.
- Because the other members don't like to lose every time.
- Especially when we're playing for money.
- That is why I musn't accept the proposition of Luxord to go to Las Vegas.
- Because the Organization is a secret group.
- I don't either have to force the greenhorns to resolve a puzzle to have a piece of cheesecake.
- Even though it would be good if they used a bit their brain before hogging.
- I am not allowed to require that everything the members salute me when we cross.
- Because they are all very busy and because a small salute would deprive them from all the energy hardly accumulated during the night.
- I musn't do irony while speaking about Xemnas or Marluxia.
- Because they are both susceptible, and could take it very badly.
- I am not allowed to order Demyx to play entirely the ninth symphony of Beethoven with his sitar.
- Singing the choirs of the fourth movement in German.
- Even if it's a magnificent piece of music.
- I don't have the right to give to Saix the illusion that I am Xemnas, so that he could tidy up my room for me.
- I don't have to require that any member can cook a lobster "à la plancha", with a sauce sorrel and parsley, accompanied with an ounce of white wine.
- Because it is very delicate, and because everybody has better to do.
- And because Lexaeus doesn't bear parsley.
- I am not allowed to invite or to visit the best literary authors of our time.
- Because the Organization is a secret group.
- I musn't force whoever to steal a grand piano, in order to install it in the lounge of the castle.
- Even though the piano has a magnificent sound.
- And that I can't play it.
- I don't have to give to Marluxia the illusion that Larxene is setting fire to his garden.
- Even if I find very amusing to see him getting angry against the real Larxene when he crosses her later in the corridor.
- I am not allowed to move a whole shelf of the library in my own bedroom.
- I musn't lock members into my lexicon, then burn pages.
- I don't have to force whoever to write this list for me.
Here it is ! I hope there wasn't too much horrible errors in this fic, and that you have founded it nice ! Thank you for reading !