Rose: This is the second Vampire Knight Mary-Sue bashing fic yet! I'm so proud.... Anyway, seeing as Vampire Knight is becoming more and more popular, I figured that sooner or later a Mary-Sue would strike. And strike it has! To protect the vampire bishies from further wrath, I have decided to whip up a story to teach them about the abomination that is the Mary-Sues! Yes, this story supports the "Give a Review, Kill a Sue" foundation: for every review sent, one Sue will be killed. You will receive a description of the Sue that your review killed. This story will not be as long as my other Mary-Sue bashing story, though. I do not own Vampire Knight, however, I do own my OC's.

AND BEGIN! (Presses the big red button)

Aidou Hanabusa knew that something big was going to happen. He just knew it.

He could feel it coursing through his veins, since he had woken up that night-no, since he fell asleep after class at dawn.

Something big was going to happen.

And his feelings were confirmed when the new transfer student was brought in.

"Uhh...this is Princess Seru Ketsuhiro Diamond SilverStar. Please give her a warm, Cross Academy welcome." The teacher fumbled through the unreal name before gesturing to the student next to him.

She smiled. "I'm so very glad to be here! I hope we can all be very good friends." Princess Seru Ketsuhiro Diamond SilverStar had long, silvery white hair and dark blue, alluring eyes. Several flower clips decorated her hair, pulling it back into an attractive style. Despite the dress code, her uniform skirt was a bit high-cut, and she wore black, high-heeled boots that went up to her knee.

She giggled. "Everyone's been so nice here! I just can't wait!" She waltzed up to her desk, humming slightly. As she passed Aidou, a sudden warmth washed over him.

The noble felt like he had just taken a 2x4 to the head.

She's a pureblood.

In the Day Class, there were two new students coming the next day.

"Please welcome Rekkord Kale and Enos Tretsky." Their teacher droned in a monotone. The two teens up front rolled their eyes.

The one on the right had ruffled, brown hair and dull green eyes. He looked very bored, and seemed about as tall as Zero or one of the Night Class students. His companion had black hair and strange eyes. The left eye was dark.

The right eye was very pale. "Yes, and..." The teacher walked over to the black-haired teen and put a hand on his shoulder. "..Enos is blind in his right eye, so please be a good guide to him."

All the girls swooned, save Yuuki and Yori. "Oh, poor Enos-kun! Sit next to me, please!" Enos smiled and laughed lightly. Next to him, Rekkord snickered.

As the boys took their seats, Enos passed by Zero's desk. "You are a targeted one." He said quietly.

Zero whipped around. What? Does he know about my...condition?

Enos said nothing and watched the teacher silently.

Chuckling, Rekkord watched the Night Class file out and walk to the main building.

"What's so funny?" Enos inquired.

Rekkord looked up. "All the fangirls here at Cross. We need an iron rail to keep them contained."

Enos smiled. "I think they're rather cute....up to a point, that is." His one good eye trailed up to the new Night Class transfer student.

Princess Seru smiled at them. Rekkord leaned against a tree, frowning slightly, while Enos held his head up triumphantly, smirking.

The big event was here.

Those boys should learn to show more respect to Seru-sama. Aidou thought, glaring at the new Day Class boys.

The one with dark hair noticed Aidou glaring at him and whipped his head around to face him. Aidou gasped in shock.

His eyes! They're different colors... The blonde noble stopped to stare at him.

"Oy, Hanabusa! Are you coming in or not?" Kain called to his cousin, and Aidou gave a squeak. "Hey! Wait for me!"

Aidou managed to hurry inside the school just as the doors closed for the night.

"So, you're from the Hanabusa family?" Seru linked arms (rather forcefully) with Aidou.

Wincing lightly in pain, Aidou nodded. "Yes, I am. Akatsuki is my cousin."

She gasped. "I thought you two were brothers! You look so alike!"

Aidou was about to snap at her that no, they did not look anything alike, but the sight of her dark blue eyes wide in astonishment, and her pale cheeks dusted with a pink rose blush, it was put out of his mind quickly.

Not to mention that she is a pureblood, and would no doubt have my head on a silver platter if I snapped at her. He thought.

Un-hooking their arms, Seru zipped over to Shiki and started babbling to him.

Aidou squinted. What's up with my shirt? On Aidou's shirt, there was a dusting of silver sparkles that he swore wasn't there before. It was mostly centered around the spot where Seru had come into contact with him, and wouldn't come off when he brushed at it. Hopefully no one will notice.

Actually, everyone noticed it.

Kain chuckled. "What happened, Hanabusa? I thought you stayed away from the Day Class girls today."

Aidou pouted. "I did stay away! But this-" he gestured to his shirt-"Just happened recently! I swear it didn't come from a Day Class girl!" He put one hand on his textbook and held up the other like he was at a courthouse, taking an oath.

Ruka smiled triumphantly. "So it just appeared on your shirt?"

"Yes! I mean-No! I mean....AARG, why can't I win?" The blonde vampire put his head into his hands.

"I believe you, Aidou." Everyone turned to see Shiki standing by him. "I have the same, too." Lifting up one arm, Shiki showed everyone the patch of glitter at his ribcage.

Aidou punched the air. "Yes! I'm not crazy!"

"Are you talking about these?" The group swiveled around to see Seru standing outside the little circle, pointing to the sparkles on her own arms.

Scratch that-they were everywhere. On her arms, her legs, her torso, and even in her hair.

"They won't come off me, but they'll come out once your uniforms have been washed a few times." Seru smiled. "Just a little gift from me."

Aidou's brow furrowed. Little gift, my foot. If she's a pureblood, then she's an awfully strange one. What kind of life did she lead?

A figure in the trees outside frowned. "We've got problems. She's marked two of them."

"And one of them is the playboy of the Night Class. This one's going to be a long ride."

"Do you think we'll live to see graduation?"

"Oh, shut up."

Rose: I love the last two lines! So funny!

Please review, and tell me what you think. All types of concrit are welcome, there are always places I can improve in. Reviews help to kill the Sues!