My first hopefully finished story. Please review!

Desclaimer: I do not own Santa or any Tales of Symphonia characters.

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Dear Santa,

Hi, my name is Lloyd Irving, and I would like some new swords for Christmas. I would also like you to give Colette a bow like Gnome's. But make sure it isn't a killer one!

Merry Christmas!

Lloyd Irving

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Santa stroked his mighty beard as he read Lloyd's inspiring letter. He turned to a elf. "Run a background check on this youngster."

"We've all ready done it." The elf handed a fax to Santa.

Santa's eyes bulged. Burning down a village, destroying human ranches, saving the world, nearly destroying the world, gets F's on his paper...

"Give this boy one sword and a lump of coal shaped like his head." And the order was carried...