Grapes vs Broccoli = Pancakes Rule Supreme
(In other words, Total Crack)
Greece sat at the kitchen table in Turkey's house, staring down at the grape and the broccoli before him. Suddenly his eyes widened, as though he had witnessed a great revelation, and he reached forward and picked up the broccoli.
"I see now…" he whispered, "It all makes sense…"
COMENSE EPIC WAR BETWEEN GRAPES AND BROCCOLIES
At either end of the battlefield, the generals rallied their troops: the Grapes let out a fearsome war cry, but the Broccoli would not allow themselves to be outdone. With a tremendous roar, both sides rushed into combat, Broccoli quickly crushing the Grapes into wine easily.
But the general of the Grapes army fought back with tremendous effort and pushed the Broccoli forces back; the tides had turned and neither side seemed keen to lose the fight. For a few moments, the two sides were perfectly balanced; neither was able to get the upperhand.
Suddenly, a massive thing rose up and blocked the sun, sending both the Broccoli and the Grapes fleeing for their lives.
FIN EPIC BATTLE
Turkey made his way home, deeply concerned; he'd left Greece staring thoughtfully at the food on the table. Maybe he'd finally eat something.
As he walked, Turkey thought about his cat-loving friend. His thoughts were interrupted when he ran into a lamp post.
When he finally walked into his house, Turkey was shocked to hear Greece screaming something about grapes fighting broccoli at the top of his lungs. Shocked, he ran into the kitchen to make sure his boyfriend was okay and hadn't somehow managed to get drunk. But, when he entered the room, Greece was just sitting there in the exact same position Turkey had left him in.
Slowly, the brunette turned to face the Turk, "Hey, Sadiq-kedi. Where have you been?"
"I thought I told you that I was going for a walk, Yunanistan?"
Greece nodded thoughtfully, "Yes, but Tourkia… ?"
""Hmm?"
"PANCAKES RULE SUPREME!" Without warning, Turkey found himself hit in the face with aforementioned breakfast item.
"OH, IT'S ON GREECE!" Turkey yelled, causing Greece to jump up and run down the hall with Turkey in hot pursuit. "You'll never catch me alive, vlákas!" Greece promptly hid in the closet when he heard a knock at the door.
Turkey quickly opened it to see a very disgruntled looking Egypt. "Japan set me up to do this; it's not my fault. PANCAKES RULE SUPREME!" With those final words, Egypt stuffed a pancake into Sadiq's face.
FLASHBACK: Turkey had just been walking through the hallways of the Gakuen World Center, on the way to the world meeting, when he tripped and went flying into a smaller blonde. Said blonde had looked up shocked and quickly stuttered an apology. Sadiq muttered something about 'what the heck does this kid think he is?'
The kid heard him, "U-um… I'm Canada…"
Turkey blinked, "What the heck is a 'canada'? Oh! Is that the place with those disgusting excuses for bread?!"
Canada let out an offended gasp, "They're called pancakes! I swear you'll pay for that!"
A bright flash went off.
'Oh,' Turkey thought, 'Canada convinced Japan to humiliate me for saying that I didn't like pancakes.'
The next day, copies of the pictures Japan had taken were spread around the world and found. For the rest of the century, whenever anyone saw the Turkish nation, they'd yell "PANCAKES RULE SUPREME" at the top of their lungs.