One Stormy Night
One stormy night, Leanbow and Daggeron whipped up a batch of homemade ale. Warily, Udonna took a sip. Her husband and that annoying young Solaris Knight weren't exactly culinary experts.
To Udonna's surprise, the ale tasted pleasantly of sweet iced teas with a hint of lemon. You could hardly even taste the alcohol, Udonna thought. She took another huge gulp.
Smiling, the infatuated young knight with the power to control the stupid sun plunked a gargantuan tankard down in front of the white witch. He was rather pleased when she smiled back and took a long drink.
When the tankard was empty, Udonna picked up her Snow Staff and pointed at the cup. The tankard was refilled with the delicious ale.
"Ah, that hits the spot," Udonna sighed.
This continued through the night, until the white witch was quite cheerful with drunkenness.
"You looking for someone tonight?" she questioned of her Snow Staff.
She was the only one left in the main room, Leanbow having snuck off to meet Niella in the woods and Daggeron having left to take care of an emergency bladder situation.
Udonna allotted herself one more mug of ale. The cuckoo clock on the wall chimed one a.m. Udonna watched with drunken fascination as the little red bird emerged and chirped irritatingly.
"Time to turn in," she announced to no one in her cheerful, drunken slurring. The white witch fell down only twice as she made her way to the staircase tucked into the cavern.
She went into the closest door, which happened to be Daggeron's bedroom. Not that she realized this in her intoxicated state. Udonna made her way to the bed, thinking Leanbow was the one asleep in it, not Daggeron. She crawled in next to him and planted a kiss on his cheek. This caused the Solaris Knight to wake with a start.
"Hey honey," Udonna slurred. "I feel frisky."
Daggeron had been waiting years for the white witch to notice him, but nothing had seemed to work: not the chocolates, nor the flowers, nor the cologne. Thank the gods for ale.
By now, Udonna was trailing her fingers up and down Daggeron's arm and smiling in what she clearly thought was a seductive way. So needless to say when she leaned over and kissed him full on the mouth, he didn't exactly stop her.
Three weeks after seducing the Solaris Knight, Udonna found out she was having a baby. Oops.