Alright alright it's the final round here we got Scorpio vs Red Hood man I don't know whos gonna win this one man its sick lets go
Scorpio your up first man lets do this
Aight here we go Hogwarts rap battles listen to my flow
Aight u got famous cos what ur father did but ur so shit u shoulda been born a squib, go and hide and go get of the grid get back to the block back to ur red headed flock and ive seen u staring at my cock and but I don't get with slags in hand me down drags ive got nothing to brag I coulda had u when I turned fifteen I woulda fucked u then when u were clean but now im scared that ill get gangren u been spending to much time in those books probably for the best u cant rely on your looks but if u did you'd probably end up fucking longbottoms kid !
Oh shit man aight aight its time Red Hood bring it girl
Aight malfoy u want to talk about family fine don't forget u got deatheater in your bloodline don't kid yourself your parents didn't have the decency to kill themselves should hve asked one of your elves u demented git we both know u want me cos im fit but u haven't got the wit to keep up with me bitch but stop wanking over me I know you've taken a shine to me don't u dare lie to me ill tell u here and now your so cowed u must make your grandfather proud little daddy's boy get ready to be completely underemployed time!
Oh shit man scorpius and rose man their u go their here with me Albus and u know how we do aight ive just been told the results and HOLY SHIT we got a fucking new champion and the winner is…
U DECIDE
Ps the next day rose and scorpius were found having sex in the girls dormitory they were mocked for it until graduation when they eventually got married don't u just love a happy ending