CHAPTER 1: The beginning.
Hi. I'm Kiamo Nara [A/N: Your Kiamo Nara through out the story and I'm Shikamaru's twin. My cousins are Neji and Hinata, Tsunade is my mom, and Kakashi is my uncle. My fiance is Itachi and we are always annoyed by his members. I have brown hair, purple/red eyes, and I'm very smart and talented at navigating around each village. I'm 18 and Itachi is 19. My father died on a mission. I also have a demon within me. It's a Girl with cat ears, teeth, and a tail with pants that went to her knee's, a slit skirt over it, a stringy strap shirt, and the whole outfit was blue. The demons name was Neoko. She has black/blue hair and red eyes. Just to let you know, I'm a good healer. Oh yea, my enemies are Sakura and Sasuke. And my besties are Ten-Ten, Naruto, Neji, Hinata, Gaara, Temari, Itachi's team mates, and pretty much everyone else except for Sakura and Sasuke. (A/N: No offense to Sakura and Sasuke fans, but Sakura is to spirited and Sasuke just wants to kill Itachi!!!)
I left the academy with valuable information about every student that went to the academy and is still living. As I left the academy I saw Sasuke and lno kissing! I ignored that and went to the hokage tower to get more information an people who were sannins(A/N:spelling?) and other important people who are still living. I entered and found my mom, Tsunade, was working on papers again. "Hey mom." I said. "Hello Kiamo. Was that mission I gave you hard or easy." She asked. "Very hard. there were ninjas everywhere and I liked it. It was fun." I replied, "When are you done with work?" "In at least two hours." Tsunade said. Iruka came busting through the door."SOMEBODY STOLE ALL THE FILES OF ALL STUDENTS THAT CAME TO THE ACADEMY!!!!" Iruka said screaming. "What! This must be the works of the Akatsuki. They might want all the demons that exist now. We have to find out who is doing this and now." Tsunade said. "Yes Tsunade-sama. I'll go and tell the anbu." Iruka left the Hokage tower and so did I.
I went outside and saw Sasuke staring at me with anger in his eyes. This wasn't good. I ran as fast as I can just to get away from him. He was still following me. I ran all the way home till I found Shikamaru sleeping out side again. I lifted him up and put him on my shoulder and carried him inside. I dropped him on the couch and left to go change my clothes. I was wearing cargo pants that went up to my knees (like Ino's bottoms), a tight half sleeve shirt, shoes that every other ninja wears, and I took a long piece of black cloth and covered my face leaving my eyes uncovered.
I took a messenger bag and left to go to the akatsuki head quarters. I roomed through the forest till I sensed someones chakra. It was Sasuke again. If he figures out that I stole the files, my mother will kill me, literally. He stopped me and pinned me to the tree. He tried to pull my mask off (A/N:not really a mask but you get the point.) but that was a clone. I ran as fast as I could to reach the akatsuki. "What do you want from me?" I said. "I know you stole those files and I want them back."he said. "In your dreams you will." I said. I setted up bombs so I could get the chance to get away from him.
I reached the akatsuki and only found Itachi there. "Did you get the files." he asked. "Oh yeah." I dropped the files in front of him on the table. As we looked through the files to find the people who had demons my demon started talking to me again.[A/n: The demon speaks with quotes, not you.
"Tell me the people who has demons. I want to know really badly"
'Well let's see. Sasuke has a bird type demon, Ino also has a cat like demon that is your sister so we can kill her and I'll take your sister or i could just extract the demon from her and let her live, Naruto has a fox demon and we'll do the same thing we will do to Ino, and... and...' "And who"
'My mother. She has the demon I've been looking for my whole time being in the Akatsuki!'
I was in shock. (Neokoquotes Yousinle quotes quotes)
"Are you ok?" Neoko said.
'Yeah. I can't believe I'm going to have to kill my mom.' I replied "Are you going to do it"
'Hell yea!!!! That bitch burned my room so thats why I moved out'
"I feel bad for you. I was in la-la land at that time. I was having a smoothie too. But still, I feel bad for you more than I feel bad for myself being in your body"
'Be happy your in my body because I was the only one that could hold you in without dying'
"What ever. I'm going to start a party"
'In my head'
"Where else"
'Fine. But you better clean up the mess after.'
I went to the kitchen to go get food. I found Itachi in front me. "What happened?" he asked. "I gonna do it. I gonna kill my mother." I said. "Ok. Well lets go back to the living room and finish looking at those files ok?" he finished. I activated my sharingon. I was the fourth person to get my sharingon. First was Kakashi, second was Itachi, third was Sasuke, and I was the fourth. I looked good with sharingon and so did Itachi. I sat down and said, "We have to go get the rest files in my mothers office after she locks up. I made her exact keys to the window and filing cabinet. We'll leave at tomorrow at night to go get the files in her office." I said.
I layed my head on his shoulder and he put his arm around my waist. Right when I was just about to kiss him, Kisame, Zetsu, Diedara, and Sasori came in. "You guys had to come home early." I said. Kisame said, "Why. Were you going to kiss or something like that?" "NO. I just wanted time with my fiance[A/N:spelling?. That's all." I said. "Jeez. Talk about anger management." Zetsu said whispering to Sasori. "WHAT YOU SAY FOOL!!" I said to Zetsu throwing five kunis at his head. "Nothing!!!" Zetsu said with a scared look on his face.
"I thought you weren't afraid of girls Zetsu." Itachi said. "Why you little!" Zetsu said. Then he looked at me. I was giving that Watch-it-or-your-the-next-to-die look again for the fifth time this week. He better be watching his back. I fell asleep on Itachi's shoulder. He picked me up and brought me to his room because I looked my room with my chakra. I woke up and found clean clothes on the chair. (A/N:still the same day) I took my clean clothes and went to the bathroom. I entered and took a shower. I left the shower and and went to my room. I found a note on the floor. It was from Itachi.
"Dear Kiamo,
I left to go get some stuff for the wedding and we will be out very long. If you want to know were we will be, we are at the mall in Suna. The one we went to go get your dress and my tux. Yeah thats the one. The guys are with me except Zetsu. He will keep you safe and if he doesn't, then he will be in a lot of trouble. Love you.
Sincerely,
Uchiha Itachi"
I thought he would go to that new mall in Konoha. Never mind. He would be found and killed. I went down stairs and found smoke rising up. This did not sound good. I ran to the kitchen and found Zetsu with a fire hydrant putting out the burned eggs. "Look what at what you did!" I said screaming at Zetsu. "Well sorry Miss-I'm-so-perfect. I just put salt and it exploded!" Zetsu said. "Ever call me Miss-I'm-so-perfect again and I will rip those things on the side of your head! Give me that!" I said. I heard the door bell ring. I quickly putted the fire out and went to the door. It was leader and his right hand man, Zirock. "Kiamo. We need you and Zetsu to come to headquarters quickly. It's an emergency." Leader said. "Umm Leader. We can't go to the headquarters." I said. "Why not?" leader asked. "Zetsu burned down half of the kitchen and I need to clean it before he does anything else stupid. Is it ok if we have the meeting here?" I asked. "Ok. " Leader said,"Tsunade is close to finding out you stole the files from the academy. We need to get the files from her office by tomorrow or the mission will be a complete failer." Leader finished. " I understand leader. We will have the files by tomorrow." I said. "That is all you needed to know." Leader said that and then left our headquarters.
"GET UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!" I said in his ear. Zetsu jumped up and smashed his head through the ceiling. I pulled him down with one pull and one hand, he fell unconscious on the floor. I don't feel bad for him. It's his fault that he's lazy. I went to the kitchen and heard the phone ring. (A/N: The person on the phone will talk in quotes. Not you again.)
'Hello'
"Kiamo? It's me Itachi"
'Hey Itachi. Is something wrong?' "No. I just need to talk to Zetsu"
'You can't'
"And why not"
'Because... He... Left to go shopping for eggs. Yea! We ran out of eggs quickly, thats why'
"Ok... Do you know which store he went to"
'No. He just said that he was going to the store to get eggs. You know what he should have been back by now. It usually takes him like ten minute or something like that. Well when are you coming home'
"Right now actually. I see you in a bit. Love you"
'I love you too. Bye'
"Bye."
I went to the living room and still found Zetsu laying unconscience on the floor. Did I really scare him that much? Well to tell you the truth, I really don't care if he was really scared or not. It's basically his problem not mine. I lifted him up and brought him to his room. His room was green and black.
He really needs to redo his room. It looks like you just entered hell. I heard the doorbell ring like a hundred times. I dropped Zetsu on the floor and this time he woke up. "Zetsu. Act like you just came back from the store." I said whispering to Zetsu and he entered the kitchen.
I opened the door and it was Kisame. "Were's Itachi?" I said. "He's carrying half of all the stuff we bought." "And you didn't even care to help?! I sometimes wonder if your really from hell or not. Thats all I got to say." I said that and then I ran passed him and found Itachi under a whole pile of stuff for the wedding in two days. "Some...body...please...help! Can't...breathe!!!!" "I'm coming in Itachi! (A/N: she just pulled him out. She didn't jump into the pile.) I pulled Itachi out of the pile. "Are you ok Itachi?" "Were...is...Kisame?!" he said after each breathe. "He probably went inside to his room to hide from you so he won't die. Yeah, I had a dream like this once and it ended with a very and I mean VERY happy ending." I said and then I figured out I was talking to Diedara when Itachi ran to Kisames room to kill him for not helping him carry some of the gifts. "Yeah. When you weren't here, this never happened. Yeah. I've never seen Itachi this mad before, yeah." Diedara said to me but then he realized I was inside the house looking for Itachi and soon to be dead Kisame.
I saw Zetsu sleeping on the couch like an old hag, again. Diedara went upstairs to find Itachi and Kisame. I bitch slapped Zetsu so he could get his lazy ass up. "Did you do this all the time when I wasn't a member of the Akatsuki?" I asked Zetsu. "Maybe, Maybe not." "ANSWER ME GOD DAMN IT!!!" I said screaming in Zetsu's ear, "Now, help me and Diedara look for Itachi and Kisame instead of being a freakin' lazy bum!!!" I ran to the basement and found Itachi strangling Kisasme to death. I said, "Sleeping No Jutsu." (A/N: I made that up. I don't know the jutsu from the real show is called.) In a second Itachi and Kisame were sleeping on the floor like babies in a crib. Now you don't see stuff like this happen these days, and you have to believe me, they looked really cute sleeping together.
I quickly grabbed them both by their collars and dragged them upstairs. I just can't wait to see them get drunk one night. Like they always say, life is a mystery. I dropped Kisame in his bed and found Diedara sleeping on his bed. This would make a good picture for my phone. "Itachi. Wake up. We're going to do the most funniest thing anyone has ever done in the history of funny. Look in Kisames room and look at his bed." I said to Itachi. His face started to turn cherry red before we ever brought Kisame into his room. Itachi and I lifted Kisame into his room and putted him next to Diedara while they both were sleeping. "Itachi. After this picture I will quickly wake Kisame and Diedara up and then we will run to my room since their not allowed in my room except for you because soon your going to be my husband. Got it?" I said to Itachi. "Don't u think that is a little immature for a person you age?" he replied. "So what! Don't you ever want to have some fun in your life???" I quickly took the picture, woke them up, and we both fled to my room. Nothing happened... yet.
Bathroom
I entered the bathroom and nobody was there. I turned the shower on, got out of my smelly clothes, and went in. It was really relaxing. I turned the shower off and poked my head out side the curtains to see if anyone was there. It was Kisame and he was using the toilet. "GET OUT YOU PERVERT!!" I said screaming at Kisame to scare him. He quickly zippered up his pants and left the bathroom. I grabbed my towel and got dressed. I left the bathroom and found Kisame and Itachi talking. I stomped to Kisame and slapped in the face so hard, it left my hand print on it. "The next one will and I mean will kill you for good." I said silently to Kisame and entered Itachi's room. "What did you do this time Kisame." Itachi said. "I'll explain this to you in the morning." Kisame said and then left to his room.
"Well...I'm gonna go to the kitchen and get us some popcorn and a movie." I said. Itachi went to his room and turned the television on and waited for me. A thump was heard. I ran to Kisames room and you know what I saw? Something that make everyone laugh their butts off. Kisame fell on the floor and Diedara is on top of him... (A/N: Disturbing but yet funny...)
I jumped in Itachi's bed and fell asleep. I heard a sound and it was Itachi. He wore the usual clothing every guy wore before they went to bed. Boxers. He got into bed and woke me up. "What did Kisame do to you?" Itachi said giving me that questioning look like usually. "Does it really matter?" I asked. "Yes it does by the way you slapped him. And to tell you the truth, your the first girl who has ever slapped a guy like that in my whole entire life. And thats a good thing." he said to me. "I'll tell you in the morning." I said to him and them fell back asleep on his chest. We held each other like a person holding onto a small stuffed animal and never let go till the next morning.
My first fan fiction so shut it. It took me at least four days to make the first chapter so I'm really tired. I'll update my second chapter in about one week. Please send me comment or complain. Which ever is better to you. Please review. If any spelling mistakes or anything else, let me know.