AN: i don't own anything but the plot and thepranks. Hope you enjoy this and if you do, R&R! (:
The How to Chronicles
By: Lily Luna Potter
Hey, my name is Lily Potter. Yes, I am Harry Potter's youngest child; his only daughter. But that's not the reason I am writing this. The reason is simply, I want someone to be able to annoy the remaining Order members when I cannot. So, I am giving those people some pointers, some pranks that have worked rather well for me.
Well, this is a useful Muggle trick that I have adopted. Firstly, twist the rubber band until it is rolled up. Then, shoot it at someone's hair. I shot it at Uncle Remus's hair and watched as he screamed like a girl when it tightened in his hair.
I got Grandma to conjure me a white t-shirt, and in black I got the words 'Death Eater and Proud' written on it. I wore mine to an Order meeting and no-one talked for about 5 minutes.
Draw a dark mark on your arm. Whenever someone said something mean or sarcastic I hissed and showed them my dark mark. That got me a week's grounding.
Write a rather inappropriate song for someone. I wrote one for my dad; lets just say I got 2 weeks grounding AND no Quidditch.
On the day you go to the Platform, come in late. Last year I ran in just as the train doors were about to shut screaming, "FOR NARNIA!" (Lots of wizards love Narnia). My dad almost didn't let me get on the train
At home, cast a spell that makes all the furniture invisible. I moved all the furniture around then cast the spell. While I sat on an invisible couch, the rest of the Weasley-Potter clan stumbled around in pain. I lost Quidditch for a week then.
Cast a spell that makes all the house elves sing. One morning everyone was sitting at the table while Grandma and the elves made breakfast, and all the house elves started to sing Jingle Bell Rock. No one could figure out why, or why I was singing along with them.
Tell Mad-Eye that there are death eaters behind him. Once, pointed behind him and screamed, "DEATH EATERS!" He stunned my mum, my dad, and Uncle Sirius for 'no reason'. Personally, I think they are under-cover death eaters sent to ruin my life. I voiced this opinion, and while Uncle Sirius laughed, my mum and dad didn't find it that amusing.
Lastly, at the end of your summer home, post a list of all the pranks you pulled; even if they were successful or not. Chances are this will upset people more than you could imagine.
If you manage to pull off some of those pranks, the Order wont be able to stand you. Good luck, and please, don't beat my record of 78 groundings in a summer.
Love,
Lily
AN: so, if you even remotely enjoyed this, stay tuned for How to Annoy Your Professors.