We are Never Ever Getting Back Together
I walk into Fiyero's dorm room. He let's me in.
"Listen, I've been thinking."
"I have too." I say.
"Sorry, Glin."
"I remember when we broke up
The first time
Saying this is it, I've had enough
Because like
We hadn't seen each other in a month
When you said you needed space" I say.
"What?" He asks.
"Then you come round again and say
'Baby,
I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change.'
'Trust me,
Remember how that lasted for a day.'
I say." I tell him
"I hate you" He interrupts me.
"We break up
You call me
I love you"
I tell him, then walk out of his dorm room, go to mine, and go to sleep.
"Ooooh
We called it off again last night
But oooh" I tell myself, and run into him at Crage Hall.
"Hey, where's Elphie?" He asks.
"This time I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends
Talk to me
But we are never ever ever getting back Together
Like… ever." I tell him.
"I'm so sorry, Glinda."
"I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me
Falling for it screaming that I'm right
And you
Would hide away and find your piece of mind
With some
Indie record that's so much cooler than mine." I tell him, then run to my class. Sorcery.
After sorcery, I glance at my phone. 1 missed call. I redial it.
"Hello?"
"Ooooh
You called me up again tonight
But this time
I'm telling you, I'm telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends
Talk to me." I declare.
"Talk to me, Glinda."
"But we are never ever ever getting back together.
I used to say
that we were forever, ever
And I used to to say
Never say never."
"Guess what, Elphie."
"What?" My roomate asks, nose in a book. She lowers the book to look at me.
"Uhh, so he calls me up and he's like
'I used to love you.'
I'm just..I mean like this is exhausting, you know. We are never getting back together
Like ever." I tell her.
"We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends
Talk to me
But we are never ever ever ever getting back Together." I declare at the top of my lungs to the whole school.
People gasp. Well, that was expected.
"We oooh
We oooh
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends
Talk to me but we are never ever ever ever getting back together." I finish.