Ivory angel: (IA) Davis, will you say the disclaimer?
Davis: No!
IA: Puh-leeeeeeeeeeze! * Flutters eyelashes *
Davis: NO!
IA: I'll get T.K. to do it! * whispers in Davis' ear *
Davis: Fine! * girly voice * IA does not own Digimon, or much else, for that matter...except for what she writes! If you want to use something written by her, you must ask first. There. Now where's my donut?!?
IA: I ate it. Thanks, Davis!
Davis: Derrrrrrrrr...

Ask Izzy

Tai: *in freaky voice* Hi everyone, It's time for Ask Izzy!
*Camera shows Izzy on a bed, typing. He looks up*
Izzy: Hi everyone! This show is where I answer questions e-mailed to me by viewers like you!
Jun, Yolei, Davis, and Ken: (JYD&K) Yaaaayyyyyy!!!!
Izzy: Our first question comes from Amia Ditz, from New York City. Amia writes:

Dear Izzy,

Izzy: That's Me-eeee!

Dear Izzy,
I tried to vacuum my floor today. I turned it on, but nothing happened! Izzy, could you please tell me what to do?

Amia Ditz

Izzy: Well, Amia, you could always PLUG THE FREAKING THING IN!!!! HELLO MY NAME IS AMIA, AND I CAN'T VACUUM MY FLOOR! I NEVER PLUGGED IN THE VACUUM! MAAAAANNNNN!!! *Izzy calms down*
Our next letter comes from
Al Ergee from Indiana! Al writes:

Dear Izzy,

Izzy and audience: That's meee-eeeeee!!

Dear Izzy,
I have a problem. I took my pet ice block "Chilly" out for a walk, and decided Chilly needed a tan. So I went inside, and when I came back to get Chilly, he wasn't there! Instead, there was a huge puddle of water! Izzy, where did Chilly go?

Al Ergee

Izzy: Well, Al, this is a tough question. But I think I have the answer: HE FREAKING MELTED, DIMWIT! HE WASN'T EVEN ALIVE! HE WAS A BLOCK OF FREAKING ICE! HUH, I'M AL ERGEE, AND I LEFT MY PET ICE BLOCK OUT IN THE SUN, DOY! MAYBE AL, YOU NEED TO GO MEET UP WITH AMIA IN NEW DORK CITY, AND YOU TWO CAN BLAME AMIA'S VACUUM, WHICH ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN, FOR SUCKING UP YOUR PET ICE BLOCK, WHICH WAS NEVER ALIVE! MAN!!!!!!!

Our next letter comes from Ken Dough, from Japan!
Ken writes:

Dear Izzy,

Izzy, JYD&K: That's mee-eeeeeeee!!!

Dear Izzy,

Nobody comes near me anymore. I don't understand what could be wrong. Maybe it's the stick I carry around with me, that I whap everyone with. Hmmm. Couldn't be. Can you help me, Izzy?

Ken Dough

Well Ken, I have six words for you. GET RID OF THE FREAKING STICK!!!! MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU WHAP THEM WITH A STICK! YOU SHOULD ALSO GO MEET UP WITH AMAI, AND THEN YOU CAN WHAP HER VACUUM THAT ISN'T PLUGGED IN FOR SUCKING UP AL'S PET ICE BLOCK THAT WAS MELTED BY THE SUN!!! MAN!!!!!!

Izzy: Well, that's all the time we have for today! See you later!
Tai: *same freaky voice* Bye everyone!!

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So, what do you think? R&R please! Tell me what you think, and be honest!
~Ivory~Angel~